racist mothers fuckers beware
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that
he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a
white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Pass it on if you dislike racism or any form of ignorance
Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
fuck yea ppl guess what song this is and whos it by............
Ask yourself the question of "would you run" after you read
this!!!
Would you run?
Imagine this happening to you...
One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to
see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying
submachine guns.
One of the men proclaimed,
"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."
Immediately, the choir fled...
the deacons fled...
and most of the congregation fled....
Out of the 2,000 there only
remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood...
He then looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the
hypocrites... Now you may begin your service. Have a nice
day!"
And the two men turned and walked out.
TOO DEEP TO NOT PASS ON..
*Funny how simple it is for people to trash God ...
and then wonder why the world is in the condition it is today....
*Funny how we believe what the newspapers say...
but question what the Bible says...
*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven...
provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible
says.
or is it scary?
*Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"...
but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes"in God).
*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire...
but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, you think twice about
sharing.
*Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
cyberspace...
but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.
*Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday...
but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
*Funny how when you go to forward this message...
you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what
they believe...
or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
*Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me...
... than what God thinks of me.
Are you thinking?
Will you share this with people you care about?
Or not?
I picked you.
May the Lord bless you and keep you,
May the Lord make His face to shine upon you,
And be gracious to you;
May the Lord lift up His favour upon you
And give you His peace.
THIS IS A GOOD MESSAGE PASS IT ON TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY
beble beble bitch bitch reble reble party party sex sex sex don't forget the voilents blah blah blah get your lovey dovey sad and loney
that song is soooo fucking cool
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