Important scientific breakthrough!! After many many minutes of research, I have reached a sudden and startling conclusion:
  Dorks must secrete a pheremone. Because they all smell the same, and a whole bunch of people can't all be using the same soap! James smelled like Paul, who smells like Tyson, who smells like Andrew, who has a big hole in his chest. And it can't be secreted by the X-box because I don't smell like them and I spend just as many hours plastered to it as anyone else. I can only assume that my ability to surf and play guitar eliminates my own dorkiness. The end.

Wow! I have a diary...!!! Who knew? Anyways, I'm not sure how this whole thing works. I want to get more 'into' elfwood instead of just having a gallery here. It said my diary is sad a d empty, so I'm filling it up. Yay!