[The all powerful Midori]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6678 days ago)

I ahve a theory of why god created man first. He wanted human to be powerful and have a strong body to survive in the wilderness. So, he created man (Adam) with his strong muscled, tall build and lasting supply of testosteronce. But then, he realized, that without intelligence, how would man be able to stay alive for the rest of time? So he was obligated to create woman.

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Written about Tuesday 2006-08-08
Written: (6684 days ago)

5 stages of accepting death :
D~e~n~i~a~l--"This cant be happening"
AnGeR--"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" *losta crying*
[Barganning]--"Why couldn't it have been me?"
TDepressionT---*more crying*
aCCEPTANCE--------------

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Written about Monday 2006-06-19
Written: (6734 days ago)

Well everyone seems to be writing in these things so I'd figure I'd give it a try. Dont see why you would possibly want to read about my unoriginal life....anywho!

One more exam before schools out! Oh god FINALLY! I just did the most dumb exam of my life. I go to a french school so I understand the english exams should be easy but COME ON PEOPLE! They had questions like

"Mary and John got hit by a bus. What did Mary and John get hit by?
Was it
A) a tractor
B)a bus
or C) a lawnmower"
I wish Mary WOULD get hit by a bus...., but it gets worse.
"John recycles paper but Mary doesnt like to.
Write S if you think they have the same opinion
Write D if you think their opinions are different"
I think I had more challenging exams in grade two. Not to mention there werent any Marys and Johns to exasperate me. Then again, I shouldnt complain....at least I know I'll pass ONE of my tests ;-)

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