[LeeAnimal]'s diary

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Written about Tuesday 2005-07-26
Written: (7059 days ago)

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time


Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now


Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"


Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

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Written about Tuesday 2004-12-28
Written: (7269 days ago)

Im lonley

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Written about Tuesday 2004-12-21
Written: (7276 days ago)

4-5 days till christmas, im leaving but i also might be moving. I dont want to but i dont have a choise.

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Written about Thursday 2004-11-25
Written: (7302 days ago)

Sup peoples who have no life and are reading this its turky day im up north now board as ever and missing ya'll . Me sarah and alyssa are freinds again but whatever for now. I now have a boy freind who well IM FALLING IN LOVE WITH BUT nevermind. Every thing elts is the same cutting this short gtg Lova ya;ll

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Written about Saturday 2004-10-30
Written: (7314 days ago)

Mike P watch your house........

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