Oh, I have an interesting story for you.
Josiah and I already knew a bunch of guys down here from his brother Pete going to college here. Well it would be two weeks ago we went over and hung out with them at FarmHouse, a frat they are in. I had eight beers in about three hours and was fairly drunk and tired so I went home to sleep. I remember going to bed and falling asleep at round midnight.
Well Josiah and Stoney came home at around 3 A.M. and Stoney went to piss. As he was undoing his pants he noticed some blood on the floor, it turned out to be a shit-ton of blood, and a pair of feet sticking out of the shower, Stoney then woke me up.
So I wake up in the shower with Stoney saying "Dude what happened there is blood everywhere?" So I stand up and sure enough there is a shit-ton of blood all over the floor and all over my right shin. So I precede to clean up the floor and take a shower.
DISCLAIMER: The following is only a speculation as to what really happened, there is no record of these sequence of events, mentally or electronicly.
It turns out that I must have fallen off my bed, which is about six feet off the ground, and hit my shin on my desk. I then landed standing on my knees because both knees are bruised to hell and the joint about my right big toe is broken. I then stood up and walked to the bathroom, tripping a few feet outside the bathroom, then crawling the next eight or so feet to the shower and going to sleep.
As of now my shin still hurts and bleeds, my knees hurt when I bend them, and my foot still hurts like a bitch.
All in all it was one hell of a night and will definantly be a great story to tell again and again.
P.S. For all of you that want to use this as an example to not drink, out of the multitude of times I have been drunk in the past five years this is the first that I have hurt myself and I blame it completly on the fact that I was sleeping in a new bed.
Holy shit! I can't believe I forgot about Elftown for so long, well I did go without the internet for most of it. Well I'm back now *plays hero music*