I found out today that there is something else in this world that I dislike(yeah, I know, despite me being a humanitarian *cough* the list is pretty long). ;p Anyway, this new pet peeve of mine is waking up to find that my computer has been infected with the Spyfalcon trojan virus!

As you can imagine, that left me spending my morning getting rid of the darned thing.
Meh, it wasn't as much fun as that worm I got back in '00...that one was a doozy! I think I was still using Pinocchio(it was made by Pine and incredibly slow in the CPU department--hence the name) back then, and he was only running Windows 95.
I forget what the worm was called, but it corrupted media files like crazy, and camped out in the Windows startup task list, so it came back when you did. Since I stored a lot of reference pictures on my hard drive, that didn't go over too well....

Anyway, Rasputin's fixed now so I can go about finishing up homework that I delayed this week in order to create two portfolios. Aren't I lucky.

~Blaine

Ces't fini! I have finally finished all of my portfolios. I was probably the only person that actually finished their drawing test(group sketch) while waiting in line to hand portfolios in but, hey, that actually has some advantages if you think about it. Creating two portfolios in five days isn't exactly easy....

Argh, it's just my luck(luck o' the Irish my ass) that when i'm finally able to go on break, Reading Week is over. =p Oh well, if the faculty strikes on Tuesday, i'll have some time to finish up homework that is due this week, as well as get in some R&R...which, for me, consists mainly of firing off sarcastic barbs, reading some historical romance novels, and possibly playing some RPG video games. Doesn't take much. ;) 

Anyway, i'm pretty tired, so it's possible that my coherency is shot. I hope everyone's doing better than I am at the moment.

~Blaine

Ugh, I finally finished my animation portfolio. Three days...that must be a record. I know people who started their's in October. *shakes head* Now I just have to spend another three days on an illustration portfolio...on top of all of my homework that was assigned for this week.

Not knowing what program you want to get into creates a lot of extra work and confusion.

We'll see how I did in...April? *shrugs* Part of me getting accepted depends on my grades for this year, so....

I need sleep now. I have to wake up early tomorrow to drop of my portfolio and spend more money.

~Blaine

I'm planning on doing something crazy. I'm going to create an entire animation portfolio for applying to Sheridan in 3 days. That's right-- three. This includes life drawings(both human and animal), inventing an original character and creating a rotation sheet, expression sheet, and action poses for it, as well as some interior drawing, hand studies, a 4-panel storyboard, a metamorphed still life, and personal work.

Time to see if my title of the fastest draw(er)--not drawer, as in 'chest of drawers'-- in Fundies holds out.

Wish me luck, and hope I temporarily forget what sleep is, or why I need it. ;)

~Blaine 

*Note* I've posted an updated version of this journal entry here: Valentine's Day Tips For Men

~Blaine

P.S. I still have messages to reply to, but Elftown seems to be pretty gimpy of late, so i'll try not to push my luck. I only have bad luck after all.

First off, has everyone seen my latest and greatest design concept for my vampire slayer, currently displayed on my house page? If so, i'm taking suggestions for the colour(s) of her ensemble and any other nit-picks that strike your fancy.

At the moment, i'm thinking of making the coat a sort of blood-red colour, but I don't know...it seems a little cliche.
I also have a hat for her--sort of a musketeer-ish qulaity--but it interferes with the coat collar.
Also, I'm thinking of making those things on either side of her waist into collapsible/retractable swords. That's another thing i've been busy with. I've been working out the mechanics of it. It's sort of a mix between an extendable police baton/switchblade/jackknife at the moment. I tried making it out of cardboard to work out the design aspects/flaws but it doesn't bend enough and paper bends too much. Go figure. I'll find some material that works....

In other news, I have a portfolio review tomorrow that I signed up for last week. At least, I think it's tomorrow. I don't know what I was smoking, but I forgot to write down the day and time of my appointment. I think it's around 10:45 - 11:00AM or so tomorrow though. Wish me luck with that, unless you don't really think i'll need it. It can't hurt. ;) 

I've been going through my pictures and stuff trying to find some good examples of my work, but I can't seem to find any of my better pieces. Maybe the teacher's have all of it. I know I have at least three pieces in the display cases in the Drawing studio, my dragon helmet is on display in the A-Wing hallway, and it might be that my other pieces are still MIA after being in that gallery showing during the first semester. I had like 6 or 7 pieces in there....

*shakes head* Jeez, it's just like grade school when the teacher "couldn't find/lost" my portfolio at the end of the school year(Another good reason why an artist should never get too attached to their work). Of course, they miraculously find it three years later, by which time I don't want it because all of the pictures in it are of laughable quality. That's a true story, incidentally. The sad thing is, it's happened to me more than once.

Another thing is that most of my work is fantasy related and they don't accept that here at Sheridan(I still can't quite grasp why--you'd think it'd require more skill to take various bits and pieces of different animals and splice them together to resemble a believable, realistic creature than it would to simply draw an apple, but whatever...we'll leave that rant for another day).
What it means is that I pretty much have to draw boring crap for my portfolio(still lifes, room interiors, groups of people in some social setting, building exteriors, etc)-- Er, no offense to those people that enjoy that kind of thing.
Anyway, I'm seriously considering animation over illustration. Even the portfolio requirements sound like something I could have some actual fun doing. 

On a lighter note, as I was going through my gesture drawings from the beginning of the year [insert a lot of wincing and flinching(is that redundant?) here] I found one that reminds me of one of the stills from that really famous "Sasquatch" video.
You know, where it's sort of on a rocky beach/shoreline and kinda turned toward the viewer? Funny stuff. I may scan and upload it one of these days so that you can see.

~Blaine

I'd like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes that added another slew of messages to my inbox(as if I didn't already have enough to go through).... *grumble* ;p

For some reason, twenty feels really old. I guess it must be some leftover stigma from the Dark Ages, where the average person was already past middle age at twenty(if they lived that long). So, I guess it's time I went into a mid-life crisis or something. Anyone have any good pointers as to how to go about that? ;)

Birthdays aside, [arafel], if you're reading this, i'd like to add some more evidence to support my claims regarding the unfailing method of SWAG(Scientific Wild-Ass Guessing for those unfamiliar with the term).

I had a Psych test on Monday(multiple choice), which I forgot all about because I was barely concious and flying on autopilot, as well as having other things on my mind(My class schedule being changed that day for one). I didn't study, because I never do(I figure that if I don't already know the material, cramming the info into my head only to forget it a few hours later seems...uh, dishonest? A waste of time)?

Anyway, the point i'm slowly getting to is that I pretty much guessed every answer based on some nebulous notion that it might be the correct one("gut-feelings", or "male intuition", if you will). It turns out that I got a 96% on it. Heh, I laughed when I saw that....

So, yeah, don't doubt the SWAG. ;)

~Blaine  
 

Jeez, one day I WILL have free time(this will be my new goal in life)...it'll probably be when i'm dead, but that's just my optimistic side talking. ;p

Well, i've got to get my portfolio ready for the end of the month, as well as attend classes and extra life drawing, do the homework for said classes, make a life and career altering decision involving which program(illustration vs. animation) i'd be better suited for, keep my self alive with a regular intake of food and sleep(i'm terrible at remembering to take care of myself)...and then I might be able to update some stuff.

I responded to the most of the letters in my inbox a week or two ago, which took me, like, three hours, and I got them all back, with extra, a little later so, i'll have to reply to messages-- aside from messages from people that I correspond with fairly regularly(I use the term "regularly" loosely here)-- when I get more time as well.

I doubt you'll find such stimultaing conversation elsewhere, but... *shrugs philosophically* ...ces't la vie! =p

~Blaine  

*sigh* I know I said i'd have some updates up--and I do have them...they're just not uploaded yet. ;p
It seems I underestimated feminine avarice when it comes to anime....

The highlight of my Christmas break appears to have been renting 16 movies over a period of three consecutive evenings...didn't get much sleep.

Well, I just spent the entire day travelling so i've got, like, bus-lag right now. XP The Middle-Eastern cab driver possessing a smattering of words for his English vocabulary was the icing on the cake. Truly, he made my crappy day complete.

Hmmm, my first class for the new semester is Psychology...I think someone is trying to tell me something.

~Blaine

Heh, I know I promised updates(and you will get them), but unforeseen problems have conspired against me.
Fortunately, i'm an excellent problem solver and i've managed to fix the biggest problem, which was finding the scanner broken.
*shakes head* I don't know what my family would do if I didn't come home to fix their computer during my holidays.... ;)

I guess this means I can finally put some pictorial examples up in my Art Voodoo 101 wiki. Look for those, whenever I get a chance.

~Blaine

I apologize to those still waiting for some signs of life from me.
I brought some anime home with me and the computer has been monopolized the past week while my sister's gorged themselves on Bleach, Trigun, Fruits Basket, and the like...not a pleasant sight.

I still have two weeks to get something up, so there's not quite a valid reason to panic just yet.
The women, however, can start panicking now(it's their prerogative), since they tend to be illogical and don't seem to really require a valid reason to do anything.... ;p 

Anyway, I picked my general elective for next term(I'm going with Psychology), and i've gotten my marks from first term today. My GPA is currently a 3.75, so i'd say i'm doing good.

Merry Christmas all(Or, I believe the politically correct term is now "Seasons Greetings" or some such rot),

~Blaine 

Well, I have one more day of school tomorrow, and then i'm off 'til the 9th of January. The days of "blog-happy schoolgirl"-ness are fast approaching! Be afraid! =p

Um, really though, i'll be going home saturday(8 1/2 hour trip), so don't expect me to get around to answering my messages until...sometime after that, and updating my wikis...sometime after that. ;p

Well, until sometime after then,

~Blaine 

I'm so close. Just one more week of school, and then i'll have holidays coming out the wazoo. Hmmm...that could make some pretty disturbing imagery...i'm getting a mental image of somebody trying to pass a Christmas tree through their colon. "You know, this is why children should really chew their food."(The Iron Giant). I love that movie.

Anyway, i've just finished the last of my Imaging Systems homework. My landlady will probably sleep better knowing that i'll no longer be walking around her kitchen measuring everything. It kinda weirded out her guests the first time. *shrug*
She's more than paid me back in full with her various plots and schemes that center around getting me out of the house as their main objective. She's a sucker for lost causes, I guess.

I actually made it to a class rep meeting on Wednesday. It figures that the first one I attend is also the last one of the semester. =p Anyway, it turns out that the job has perks(probably the first job i've had that paid with chocolate), so i'm pleasantly surprised. I was nominated because there seems to be some sort of conspiracy involving people continually trying to make me more social. My drawing teacher is terrible for this with her "social immersion" exercises. *shakes head*

Another ironic occurence is that my most loathed subject matter in any medium, still lifes, has managed to net me my highest painting grade, to date. Don't worry Life, i'm laughing with you....

Oh, this also means that i'll soon have a lot of free time, so i'll be updating my wikis like some blog-happy schoolgirl. Yes, this includes pictures for those that are still scratching their heads over what the hell i've been talking about. I'll probably be expanding to include some perpective stuff as well. 

~Blaine

Heh, I find it pretty ironic that I was much more "social" online when I was living like a recluse. The world is a strange place....

In other news, my latest painting assignment looks like Willy Wonka. I'm talking about the Johnny Depp my-God-what-is-that-freakish-thing-?!?! version...well, a cross between him and the Crypt Keeper. My landlady's niece saw it this evening and started to cry. Damn, eliciting such strong emotion from the viewers...now that's what I call art! ;p

Oh, and if ever there was invented anything more gall-danged bloody boring than painting still-lifes, i've yet to discover it. If there is such a thing I pray, quite fervently, that it forever remains a mystery to me.

*sigh* It's back to painting for me....  

~Blaine

To my long-neglected fans:

I've been insanely busy for the past while with homework. The end of the first semester is coming up so all of the projects need to be finished up and handed in. I've still got seven paintings to finish, as well as a gallery write-up and some other stuff. The homework load should lessen in a couple of weeks so, I will get to your messages, it's just a matter of time.

Be very afraid. ;p

~Blaine

P.S. What's with all of these people telling me that I "seem" to be something?

There I times that I wish I had a camera. If anyone's feeling overly generous, don't be shy. And make it digital would you. ;p

For my 3D paper bag sculpture(of which i've posted the preliminary concepts on my house page), i've managed to make it look so good up until this point(wireframe) that i've even managed to impress myself.

The downside is that i'm now going to have to spend the next two weeks sniffing glue and half of my class hates me...*sigh*...it's so hard being me. =p

~Blaine 

Heh, I must be really tired, because responding to a message of "hey sup" with "No thanks, I already ate" struck me as inordinately funny. As does responding to another message consisting partly of "do I detect a hint of confusion in your typing?" with "Why, are your 'spidey senses' tingling?".

*shakes head* Lame puns are great, but I doubt these'll be half as funny when my brain is firing on all cylinders. 

God, I need some sleep. 

~Blaine

Well, i'm back in my bachelor pad after spending the past week at home. Did you guys miss me(my inbox says yes)? =p

Anyway, I just spent all day today experiencing, first-hand, the joy and majesty of inter-city transit. To quote Martin Lawrence from Nothing To Lose; "My ass is asleep! it's all tingly and shit!" =p
I have to say, a ten-hour trip becomes an eternity in hell when the bus driver decides to play a video of "The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"...i'm definitely an atheist now because, after that traumatic experience, I can't even begin to imagine there being a God(and I have an over-developed imagination). ;p 

I'll have to start replying to my messages later, because I really need to lie down right now....

~Blaine

Meh. Do you know what the hardest part of college is? It's getting back home....

To get home, i'd first need to take the public transit to the GO station and buy tickets to get on a train heading for Toronto. From there, i'd have to walk from Union Station to the Greyhound bus terminal, buy tickets, and endure an eight-and-a-half hour drive just to reach the service station at the end of my home street. From there, it's about a ten minute walk. And that's not even mentioning wait times, and all of the transfers i'd have to take...plus, I get to do it all over again, in reverse, a few days later...

...it'd probably be much easier(and cheaper) to just invent a teleporter. Is anyone any good with quantum physics? ;p

~Blaine

I hit the mother lode today for information regarding colour psychology and other art voodoo techniques. It seems that i'll be getting into colour stuff next week, so no more absract line drawings(thank God). The bad news is that I have a ton of homework(apparently, the teacher's here feel that Thanksgiving gives us another day to do homework so, accordingly, more homework was assigned), so I might not be able to upload the info to my wiki for a while.

Well, i've got some drafting homework to complete for tomorrow(isometric, axonometric, and oblique parallel line drawings of a car), so i'll add more when I have time. By the way, have you ever tried drafting on a ping-pong table? 

~Blaine

I did something tonight that should go into the "Mankind's Greatest Achievements in History" tome of greatness...I actually left the house...and went--wait for it--DOWNTOWN! *gasp* Please, hold your applause! ;p

Now, it may not seem like much but, for a guy that's been a virtual recluse for the past 4-5 years, possesses a chronic anxiety disorder, and is slightly agoraphobic, it becomes "one giant step for mankind". =p

I went out for some sushi(not bad, but the gag reflex needs some discipline), and am now a Semi-Jedi Master of chopsticks! I vow that I will master the art of eating with sticks! Hell, even chimpanzees can do it! ;p

Anyway, I have homework to complete for tomorrow, so what am I doing here, writing in my man-journal?

~Blaine