Ok it was so cool last night!my dad and i we went to the Rimrockers again it was so cool!i saw a friend and my dad saw two and the Alltel Arena was packed for the Arkansas Rimrockers, Little Rock was rocking it was so fun.THey won the ABA championship!go to ABAlive.com if u dont know about the Rimrockers and the ABA. But its a pro team, SEMI pro, my sister and mom went to Church i was oging but we already got our tickets so it was cool,umm it raining and lighning also though, i saw some GOOD-LOOKING Cheerleaders!i was that close to one i wish i could of just talked to them or something i wish. Youll have any ideas of how i can hook up with one?i doubt it!well hope you like it go to Rimrockerfans.com!

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Dear Diary,I feel like writing now, so much gone on since i've left you, right now let me give u some summaries. Coach got soaked by eighth grade boys gone fishing,I got thrown across a wall and I came into the classroom with tissue hanging from my butt. Well now let's start with coach and now LIVE FROM LITTLE ROCK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!(always wanted to do that)

Coach Got Soaked
If you read in [BaBiiPhAtGrL09] description it says that they're going to go shopping and have a great time, guess what?the boys did not!they went fishing all day and caught nothing. This is a acount of what happened from a actually person that went fishing.(clearing throat)

It was quiet for 5 hours just sitting up in a boat looking at nothing and old sixty-year-old coach was listening to his country music.Suddenly coach said something that scared everyone "I think I have a leek" well you know we thought he meant he had to go to the "little boy's room"
but no he stood up and some kids were like please coach wait till we get back but he showed them and it was a leek in the boat! "I hope you'll know how to swim," he said. "well dont you have those swimming jackets?!"
"...Woops,forgot that item." "but you didn't think of forgetting your country music, o my gush were gonna drown!" the voice echoed and someone out of the woods came rushing toward shore and hollered "you need help?"
Coach had enough nerve to say "No we're just fine," so the man left and kids were mad at him. "Wait a mintue we're not fine."How smart you are," siad one boy and coach lugged for him!remember this is a old man now. But a boy named Rishi stopped it, coach went to sleep and that's when the boys jumped out the lake and swam a shore, once there they got his old pickup truck he bought from some junkyard down in Kentucky(i just had to add Kentucky!) anyway and they drove from that place fast and Rishi with his license sped down the highway back to lil rock,arkansas,yea!

Later on that day they made it to the house where the girls were and crashed into the teacher's Blazer which costed alot,of course they would blame it on coach,anyway, they rung the doorbell the teacher answered it and they ran in and slammed the door shut,breathing hard. There the girls were watching movies, laughing, talking and having a good time and then the boys came in. They went to the bathroom to get cleaned up and then the doorbell rang and there was a silence. "I'll get tit(that's how Dave says "it")," so he ran and answered it and it was coach!mad and soaking wet, he threw DAve across the room, he's short. Thomas slammed the door shut and locked it. The girls and the teacher looked agry at the boys. "O my my, what did you'll younguns do now?" the teacher sounded as if she was old for some reason. "We soaked coach!" Dave hollered. the boys came in and Rishi gave Dave a thanks,and dave said thanks and Rishi rolled his eyes.

Now that's what the person told me,I thought it was eciting so I put it in here.Intersting eh?

At a airshow they let us test drive planes with adult supervision guess what my adult was my tall ffriend dressed up and acted up like one. So we got in and without checking the motor or anything I cranked the engine and hollered"LEt's ride this baby!" so we sped into the air and swooped down barely missing ppl but we didnt miss the trees plus the big branches and then the motor was on low oil (we didnt check at first) so we jumped out as the air wiped at us like blades of air and my friends adult clothes came off to his NIckelodean shirt and the plane exploded behind us as everyone ran towards the plane and past us as wwe fell straight headfirst into the ground. Trust me, never try to land on hard ground with your head facing it!

Today

Today in class we were making bird sounds and the teacher was like if yall make bird sounds again you will stay after school becuz i have nowhere to go and it wont be fun right?i asked if i could go to the bathroom and he said yes(i knew someone would make a bird noise)so i went and stayed in there until the bell rang for us to go to the pep rally,it was long they probably thought i was doin big time diearea!anyway when the bell rung i just walked in the halls and went with everyonelse to the gym and sure enough someone made a bird sound so my class stayed in the classroom and i was in the gym having a good team cheering my team on and everything until i saw a mad teacher walking my way...
He looked fiercefully into the crowd and spotted me yelling having a goodtime and admiring the cheerleaders and he jumped into the bleachers and everyone started hollering and jumping around as he blew his nose like a mad bull!and he turned his head toward me and said"you no-good lair,guess what?your going to feel the wrath of the meanest teacher in the school!" everyone said a loud "oooo" and iwas dragged out and yelled my number to a cheerleader but the teacher slapped my and the priinceple was thinking of a punishment too.I was humilated,embarrassed,and wanted to go home when i went back in my class i saw them looking sad. Now im typing this in the library,on the behalf of me, i don't know want punishment i will endure but this dairy will be in the name of me,just because of a bird noise.
Like it?eh?

Rimrockers won against the number one team in the ABA!

The Rich Wish

Guess what?Yesterday me and my friends were talkin about the rich folk and wishing we were rich, im like if we were back in time we would be rich,right? i should of kept my mouth shut! they were like "oooo,let's try it!" we tried it by my geeking friend doing the wires and stuff and when he explained wwe would be like who cares and we went in and we got a shock and we thought we were really traveling until a bigger electric shock hit us and we were electricuted!the ambulance was called, my parents now wish theye were rich when theyy saw the life insurance bill and we were rated the dumbest kids in school!how's that for a rep?

Last Sunday I went to Church and Sunday School for older kids and well in the beginning of the class he, the teacher usually calm and nice, was checking off names when all of a sudden giraffe gigrl ticked him off by asking this smart question"wouldn't be easier if you used a graph?" "WHAT?YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER!YOU TRY TO TEACH THIS CLASS FULL OF SLEEPERS AND LA LA LAND VISITORS,I DON''T BLAME 'EM ACTUALLY,ILL BY TALKING TO YOU'LL AND I SEE YUR BROTHER GOING TO SLEEP!"Then giraffe girl's brother suddenly wake ups.O great. "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU TRY,NOW!" but," was all she could say. She got up there, and all she did was start laughing and smiling at the guys. Oh yeah what a good Sunday School.

This idea i got from [jaderii]
Well yesterday in the mail i got this computer.My dad was like what the heck?but it was cool since we were getting it for free. Anyway we hooked itt up in the living room and we were all smiles.I hopped on the computer already clicking with my mouse then my dad said "Don't you think it's better if we get a technician to check it out,you know?" I didn't and then it didnt matter.Suddenly though when i was connecting with the internet something wierd was happening, the dail up sounded like mowing from a cow and then a horse sound, what kind of dail up is this?cheap animal dail-up? then the computer was acting wierd and then im like Call the technian! then my dad said "To late now!" "You dumb son!"
The computer exploded twice knocking me to the cabinets by the force andmy family jumped out the way leaving me as the target for the next big explosion. Guess what the ambulance came for again.
Intresting,eh?

(laughing real hard) I got to tell youll this story. It was in the dark caves of Blanchard Springs in northwest Arkansas the state in which i live(yea!) and anyway the tour guide said don't touch the ralings becuz they were slippery and guess what I did, i accidently touched them! then the railings fell down along with me "Help!" I hollered. I got my graplin hook i always carried in my pocket when we went on field trips(hey you never know) and through it up and a kid caught it. "That's right grab on!" i hollered, he thought I was being sarcastic so he let go and i fell but the tour guide started laughing"I told you to not touch the railings," he laughed, a big giant kind of laugh. But then I tried another time and this time the hook flew up and caught on the ceiling! I swung up and flew past the tour guide laughing at him not looking where i was headed and then i flew into the wall but then tour guide was worried. Not becuz of me becuz of him, the cave was falling in becuz of my hook trick, nice going! luckly everyone got out safely except me, they ran off without me and i ran out with poop on my face and they called the ambulance to get me, interesting?

This mornning in school before the bell i went to my locker and put my stuff up and then the first bell rang and even though i had my stuff packed,even though i was ready,i stood there. I was bored and was wondering what would happpen if i stood in the hallway all day so I tried it and it 10:30 A.M when the princeple(who wore glasses) finally caught me and asked what i was donig and i said "I guess you really need those glasses cuz anyone could tell im just standing here," i said quickly. That princeple grabbed by the collar and dragged me in the halls. "What were you doing?!" then i said "I was just wainting for lunchtime!"

Usually every monday we go to paino lessons and i never study for it. So one time I told the teacher I studyied for it last monday and i really didn't. "I studied for it last Monday, I'll probably be kinda of shabby not to good but I'll play," I said. Then suddenly he hollered "NO YOU DIDN'T!" I was blown away and my mom woke-up from her sleep. Then we started hollering and then his wife came in to see what the problem was and so did my family and we all started hollering and ppl from the neighborhoods started to come in and joined in. Then I hollered "I did study last monday!"

Yesterday night we had a play but I wasn't loud enough so my teacher yelled at me"Be louder" i thougth he said say "I like Spongebob," so I yelled that and ppl were queit and after the play the teacher said "Thanks" like he was annoyed.I said yur welcome, i thought he meant it!

Last Christmas break,(rubbing hands together) I know yall like this. It was a cold chilly night and me and my sister [BaBiiPhAtGrL09] were at my Grandmother's house like usual, my aunt Burny and Aunt Sue were in the house, my parents were away and my cuz Joushie was playin PS2 with me and my sis.Then the doorbell rang followed by a knock my aunt burny opened the door and a drunk man with red eyes with bad breath came in with a smile and husky voice. "Thanks," he said, when you got close to that breath you could faint! "Can I use your phone," he asked. My aunt said "YES" and he used it alright, no porblem eh? my aunt went back to sleep while my aunt sue sang in her room loudly, then we were on our PS2 like nothing happened while he was really calling his friends to come over, his drinking buds! then the door rang followed by a knock,Joushie did the honors as opening the door and then he hollered becuz another drunk man appeared and he quikcly slammed the door. "What you doin you dumb kid!?" the man asked. "let me open it," i said and opened it it was his uncle. "Hey Uncle Nicky," i said nicely. "I'll be right back to get somethin in my car," so he walked off. The doorbell rang followed by a knock and Joush answered ready to hung his Dad, he opened the door and it was the drunk man! he slammed the door. When I opened it it was my uncle and he said he'll be right back. The doorbell rang and the samething happened. Then I yelled "Man I want to play my Playstation!" with my aunt singing louldy and the drunk man hollering into the phone while the door kept knocking and everytime Jous opened it it was the drunk man. I opened it it was his Dad. I had to laugh. Intresting Christmas Break, eh?

Last Christmas break,(rubbing hands together) I know yall like this. It was a cold chilly night and me and my sister [~ChRiS~] were at my Grandmother's house like usual, my aunt Burny and Aunt Sue were in the house, my parents were away and my cuz Joushie was playin PS2 with me and my sis.Then the doorbell rang followed by a knock my aunt burny opened the door and a drunk man with red eyes with bad breath came in with a smile and husky voice. "Thanks," he said, when you got close to that breath you could faint! "Can I use your phone," he asked. My aunt said "YES" and he used it alright, no porblem eh? my aunt went back to sleep while my aunt sue sang in her room loudly, then we were on our PS2 like nothing happened while he was really calling his friends to come over, his drinking buds! then the door rang followed by a knock,Joushie did the honors as opening the door and then he hollered becuz another drunk man appeared and he quikcly slammed the door. "What you doin you dumb kid!?" the man asked. "let me open it," i said and opened it it was his uncle. "Hey Uncle Nicky," i said nicely. "I'll be right back to get somethin in my car," so he walked off. The doorbell rang followed by a knock and Joush answered ready to hung his Dad, he opened the door and it was the drunk man! he slammed the door. When I opened it it was my uncle and he said he'll be right back. The doorbell rang and the samething happened. Then I yelled "Man I want to play my Playstation!" with my aunt singing louldy and the drunk man hollering into the phone while the door kept knocking and everytime Jous opened it it was the drunk man. I opened it it was his Dad. I had to laugh. Intresting Christmas Break, eh?

Tommy's magic carpet

It was a warm dusty sunny day and the city was packed because evry single hour it seemed like this big city was packed.This was in the middle-east, a modern Saudia Arabia city.Modern unique beautiful skyscrapers towered the skyline and in front of the skyline was a river that flowed around downtown.That was nice but the outskirts weren't.

A few miles out of the city was a poor broken-down nieghborhood and beyound that was desert land.Nothing but it.

And in one of the poor houses lived a lazy no-use what so ever boy named,well,Tommy.But that description was going to change.After this adventure.See the king's jewels were stolen along time ago and still hasn't been found.Every male and female tried to find it exception-Tommy.Every knew Tom as a lazy bub,like you know A-B-C.

Not just in that city but all over the Mid-East.

Anyway the controller of these Mid-East cities weree kings and once something was stolen from them it was like toxic in water,it was very important or no telling what the king would do.Once that happened and the former king went mentally-ill.

So one day the kids were playing kickball outside and Tommy was reading a book on the couch,the mom was working in the kitchen.

When a kid knocked on the door,the mom answered it and the mom hollered:"Tommy comeon out!!!":Tommy wasn't fat of skinny as a rail just in the middle,he groaned and got up.He walked to the door.One time he disobeyed his mother and you don't want to know what happened.Okay you do,she got a belt is a hint.

He walked outside and went to play.All afternoon he played until a man in rags came up to Tommy.

"Can I talk to you?"He said.

"Sure."

"In private?"

"O yeah,"Tom hollered to the kids that he would be right back and walked to the alley.

"You know the lost jewels of the king?"

"Yeah,so,"said Tom.He was tired of this issue.

"Well I know where you can find it."

"Why me?"

"I predict good things of you.That's why."Tim now looked confused.What?!

"Me?"

"Yes,do you remember your uncle?"

"Yeah when i was little."

"Yes,I'm him,I went off to Italy to get a job.Now though a partner shall be on their way to help you find it in the desert."

"What are you,a future teller?"

"Yes,while in Italy I learned it,anyway here's a coin and each day starting today I will teah you to trade."

Aw man,thought Tom.He didn't want it.Was this really his uncle,partner,desert,predictions?was this guy that former king?was this really his long lost uncle?

Owell.He would just have to find out.

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Today was adventurouse. It was a nice day so I decided to ride my bike then a limo stopped by me. The doors opened up and it was a secret-agency director!i was signed on as a agent!today a stopped a villian and got in home in time to meet my family, intresting,eh?
Then yesterday the limo come up and out came Jim carry making funny faces!(lol)

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here's my new diary entry-HEY

I havent messed with this thing in so long but let me get my pen and write. I went to the CLinton Library and have a new friend named Andeeral89 okay i finished