Will she ever stop talking?
Chapter 1
Dad was bringing out presents well. Mom was in the kitchen cooking the cake. I couldn’t wait it was my 11 birthday and mom was putting on the icing on the cake, today was so fun we went to the zoo and McDonald’s. I heard Mom yell from the kitchen “I’m done” coming out of the kitchen she was caring a brightly covered cake there was 11 candles just for me they were shining so bright I couldn’t believe my eyes how beautiful it was. “Make a wish”Mom said with a cheerful voice. “Don’t worry I will” closing my eyes I did wish I wished never to be board! As soon as the candles went out I could hear mom and dad cheering after cake and ice cream we opened presents mom and dad’s gift was a big five disk stereo and a tape recorder. After setting it up I asked “Mom can you do my hair please?” “Sheer hun hold on two secs well I do the dishes.” She answered “how about I go get some movies.” Asked dad. “Oh yes please can we get Dumbo’s I love that show please please please. . . .”I said I wasn’t even done and daddy interrupted me “yeah ok Dumbo and I’ll get some other ones ok well see yeah.” “Bye” me and mom said at the same time just as the phone rang “I’ll get it” I yelled jumping up to get the phone. “Hello?” I said as I picked up the phone all i got back was “your wish will be granted” and they hung up.
Chapter 2
That morning when I woke up I couldn’t stop talking it was oh my god this and oh my god that I just couldn’t stop so I went down for breakfast “what’s for breakfast ma” I asked briefly but after I said that I couldn’t stop talking “hey mom yesterday was like so much fun I love my present ..”I couldn’t stop talking mom quickly shoved some food in my face but I just shoved it down and started talking “yesterday I loved my present it was shiny and. . . .” I got up and went to school maybe I would stop talking there? But my hopes didn’t come true I couldn’t stop talking getting to school on the bus was a bad idea every got annoyed because I couldn’t stop talking about anything shoe’s I even let my secret crush out the geek wad that sits next to me in since class everyone on the bus thought I was crazy even walking down the hall i was still babbling on about the geek Timmy. There was one person brave enough to come up to me thought Gegi my best friend sense first grade. “What’s going one do you know that you just talked about Timmy Casery all the way down the hall way?” Of corse I new I couldn’t stop talking to answer her I went from talking about frogs to answering her “I now perfectly well what I was talking about him but I cant stop talking I just talk about anything shoes anything.” “Well” said Gegi “we have to fix that before you go to class I’m here and I want to help um come over to my locker.”so they went away to Gegi’s locker to try to find what would help her stop talking “duck tape” said Gegi “duck tape?” said I “yeah, duck tape chill I know what I’m doing, I hope.”
Chapter 3
Class wasn’t bad sense I had my mouth taped shut! One the good side, well I couldn’t really talk but after a wile the teacher called on me, to ask me the answer to the question but I couldn’t talk all I could do was mumble. With that Miss. Bluestem walked right up to me and tore it right off my face “yaaaaoowwwww” I yell at the tope of my lugs man did that heart, oh no all of a sudden I couldn’t stop talking “the answer is” I just kept on and on and when Miss. Bluestem asked me to stop I went on about the one thing she hated most feet “what’s long/or short and as smelly as can be” I asked “don’t go there young lady” Miss. Bluestem ordered “feet some are hairy some are short some long smelly and gross some pretty and petite but there all still feet, feet do you like that Miss. Bluestem, tell me Miss. Bluie do you like that don’t you just love feet don’t you, Miss. Bluestem.” I can’t believe it the meanest toughest teacher and me I was telling her off this was great but now I can’t stop talking.”that’
chapter 4
that morning I woke up to fresh hot waffles and a mouth that wouldn’t stop talking. After dressing in my favourite pant and t-shirt set I went to go sample thoughts waffles I imagined were so good. “Hey mom” I said real loud because she was getting use to the fact that I was talking all the time. “Waffles smell good.” she asked “they sheer do hook me up with 3 please”
“will do” placing the plate in front of me to gobble down “Yum” I said louder then every thing else I was saying o no it was getting worse I was even talking when I was eating “what was school going to be like today” I said going out the door that day Gegi was on the bus so I went over to sit with her “hi Gegi, I still can’t stop talking, this bites” I just continued to mumble hoping she would have a good idea and she did it was Gegi when didn’t she have a idea “thanks” said Gegi “I do have a good idea why don’t you suggest to your mom to go see a doctor and see what he thinks of this mess?” “wow I didn’t notice I said that all out loud”I said surprised “well you did said Gegi now what do you think of my idea?” She persisted “I love it ill tell my mom tonight if I get sent home I can tell her earlier!” After that we burst out laughing just as we arrived at the school “see you in science Gegi if I can get through math” laughing Gegi replied to my smart remark“ok ill be counting on it!” surprisingly I did make it through science but there was a pop quiz and I couldn’t stop talking! We had a sub in to Mr. Pupletoe “Lulu will you please be quit this is a pop quiz.” as he Spoke up I figured I had to “sorry Mr.Purpletoes but I can’t stop talking you see I kinda woke up one morning and I couldn’t stop talking” were was Gegi to tell him I was right I told her I would be hear that second she walks in the door just as Mr. Purpletoes was about to blow up at me again. Hahaha. “Gegi sit down, and what would you be laughing about Lulu. Miss. I cant stop talking” that just made Gegi laugh “what is so funny” Mr. purpletoes was yelling now “well Mr. Purpletoes” Gegi started “Lulu’s telling the truth she can’t stop talking she’s going to go see the doctor soon about it” “that’s it” yelled Mr. Pupletoes both of you to the office now so we got up and went down to the office “lovely day isn’t it” I guess she thought I mumbling so we mas as well talk about something “yeah I guess it is!” on are arrival Mr. Pudge was waiting for us “hello girls” he said “Gegi ill see you first” Gegi obediently followed Mr. Pudge leaving me to talk to my self. About five to ten minutes latter she came out and before heading back to class se whispered over to me “wish you luck” “thanks I said before jumping up to go into the death trap of Mr. Pudge’s office. “Good evning Miss. Lulu ill make you the same deal yesterday but with a twist ither you can go back to class take your pop quiz all at this time with out talking or I can call your mom and send you home with a 2 day suspension. Which would you prefer?” said Mr. Pudge in his annoying confident not a care in the world voice. “But Mr. Pudge you don’t under stand I can’t stop talking” I said “well we’ll cut it short today then Ill be back in 2 seconds and then you can wait out in front of the office till she gets her time flue fast because I was talking to my self on the way home mom decided to give me a lecture “mom, mom, mom, stop I just can’t stop talking but I have a idea that \Gegi told me” stopping to take a big breath of the side of the biggest hill home roller blades are hard to use when your out of shap“I like Gegi she’s a good kid.” mom squeezed in “anyway mom Gegi suggested that we see what a doctor would say about this little mess” “Gegi’s a sweet girl” mom went on totally off subject “Mom”I yelled “ok, ok when we get home ill call and set up your appointment at the doctors tomorrow but you have to go right to bed when we get home you just got suspended from school for 2 days, little missy.” so I did and so she did!
chapter 5
that morning mom and I went to the doctor well riding bikes. We had a delightful talk about anything weird and out of this world. Upon arriving I sat down well Mom went and had a chat with the secretary, to double check the appointment after mom just sat down next to me and tried to read not even speaking a word to me. After a bit she can’t concentrate ( I’m very happy being so rude) so she gets a pair of ear phones and continues reading. Two minutes after we were call in to Dr. Bob’s office man talk about lunatic certificate’s and trophies every wear “pardon me” Dr. bob said “nothing” oopes didn’t realize I was talking out loud he just looked at me funny then turned to my mom “so what seems to be the problem?” mom laughs and points to me. Again he repeats himself “so what seems to be the problem then?” I disced to hummer hem even thought I don’t think he can help me “well it happed just a couple of days ago when I woke up I couldn’t stop talking now no one like’s me and I got kicked out of school till Friday and I have a awfully ruff time getting to sleep plus when ever I answer some one I can’t stop at the end and just keep going on and on and on . . . . .” The doctor pulled mom aside and told her. “Well, I’m not quit sher but my best idea is that she could talk to Lulu’s teachers and come up with a solution I’ll right a doctors note and Lulu might be able to get a job working to pass the time. As far as the sleep problems go, let her record her self and listening to it when she sleeping.” so he wrote a Doctors note ;) and gave it to mom.
Chapter 6
goes home and tapes her self. And try’s to go to bed it works!she wakes up and cant stop talking her mom tells her there gonna go try to find a job today Lulu gets all excited and starts talking faster Lulu and her mom leave the house on horses. first job they go to is McDonald’s it doesn’t work out they leave they go to a food store it don’t work. then they try to get a job at the library and it really doesn’t work. Finlay they get a news paper and see a add for talking on the telephone they go there she gets the job! But she doesn’t start till Saturday. They go home to bed (she can work at home)
ha ha not done yet
Untitled
I wish to move,
with the shadows or
as the wind does
I want the strength to
battle as fierce as all
the jungle creatures
the power
to fly and have breath
under the sea
I seek to be as independent
as the wolf
to speak with a tongue
that’s as sly as a snake
and as beautiful
as a thousand birds
singing their morning song
I wish to be as beautiful as
a patch of wild roses
graceful as a swan
magical as the mystical
But these are only my
My Wants, My Hopes
My Dreams, Mere Goals
But all this does
not really add up for
what I need
for what I need you can
never own
I shall never own
for what I need
what I seek
you do not own
you treasure
it is not a possession
it is a feeling
for it is
True Love
Joleen Fougere
heres a poem i wrote
You
I want to talk to you,
yet I can’t.
You come close to me.
I tremble with memories,
I won’t let you ruin me,
I don’t have a choice,
Your eyes are so beautiful,
Yet you hurt me and cannot see,
Let me go,
Set me free,
No! you snap,
But do not speak,
So I move on,
A peace of my heart still missing,
But growing stronger,
But still my sole cry’s out for,
HELP!!
April, 5 Joleen
Dumb laws
My essay is on the many dumb laws that we still have in today world. I will talk about dumb laws in the united states, the ones that we still have in Canada, and of some stories that I encountered of the dumb laws can be of a use for the benefit of the accused.
The United States is a bad one for having many unfair laws. For example in the state of Texas your garden hose must be no less than 4 feet long, In Schaumburg, Illinois it is illegal to fly a kite. Talk about ruining the children’s fun. Have you ever tried cutting off your arm to make someone feel sorry for you, well if you live in Alabama just for get it hunny cause that’s strictly ageist the law. Seriously do you think you would even be alive to be charge?!?! I really think that we need to get someone in her to thoroughly go though these laws and discard of the ones that shouldn’t be here!
Canada I think is awfully good at getting rid of all of the dumb laws although we still have some flaws in our generation today. A few examples would be that in Toronto, it’s illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge on a Sunday I can under stand that one if anyone would ever actually do it I hope not! Also in Nova Scotia the poor soles can’t even water their lawn on a day its already raining uh duh, And in are own little province of B.C. it’s illegal to kill a Sasquatch, so boys call up your friends and cancel that spacial hunting trip cause you just might get sewed!
Well looking around for some information on the web for my paragraphs I stumbled across an interesting story about a man that had just gotten out of prison. "A man had been in prison for some time. During his stay, he studied huge books of laws, one of them being of the state laws in which he was imprisoned. At his release, he demanded gold pieces and a horse w/wagon. At first, all the officers did laugh and then seeing that he was serious, they refused. So, this 'ex-convict' took this case to court, and after a number of trials he won his case, and did in fact receive his horse w/wagon and gold pieces. He accomplished this all because he stumbled across some old state law that stated that upon a mans' release from jail he should be given these items. (When the law was written it was meant as means of survival . . . ) They had to give it to him, because it was the law! Of course, they immediately revoked this law after this case, but it doesn't change the fact that they had been beaten badly at their own game." So as you can see these dumb laws can some times be used for the better. So even though this person could have been greedy, trying to get back at the government, or trying too prov. to the government that they should really look over and delete some of their older rules well never know.
Now my paragraph on the dumb laws has come to an end. So after all of my arguing about the silly rules this world still has, and the story of the man. It’s our turn to go and live are life’s with the satisfaction of knowing that we will probably never have all of the dumb laws gone. But, hey we can always have hope can’t we?