*hick*
'ello officer!
no m not drumnk...
*hick*
hehe, whazde sword for?
no, noooooo!

[END of my drow diary :P]

Bloody monday!
stupid elves!
I got wounded by them! This is soo humiliating! A stupid elf injured ME! *cries*
*suddenly realizes he's in elftown and everyone's looking at him curiously*
What are you all staring at?!? Have you never seen a drow cry before? Get lost! I'm going home!
Now which way was it again???

I met a dozen of bugbears today. They are at least in 3 dozen parts now :P
One of them told me I have to go THROUGH Elfwood to get to Elftown. This is going to be one bloody sunday...

And it's easy to get lost...
(shouldn't have killed that hobbit so soon, he might have known the way...)

It's a long way you know...
;)

I decided to go to elftown...
I've been told, ehm..., informed that there are lots of pesty elves there. I shall make a wiki for the dark-elves someday, and we'll crush those ego-centric stupid elves ;)

I'm soooooooooooo bored.
Couldn't sell the armors, cause I didn't meet no-one.
Wonder why...
*puts away two huge bloody scimitars*
Ahh, who cares anyway?

Met 2 dwarfes. They called me an elf...


... got 2 new armors (bit bloody, but who cares?)
;)

Found 2 lakes, but they were too big and scary.
I'll just miss this years' bath then... :P

Yesterday I was captured by a horde of orcs I slaughtered 2000 of them in order to escape. It took me all day, so I didn't have time to write in my diary...
Sorry about that.
Will never happen again...
Not the slaughter, but getting captured I mean...
Need to have a bath, have blood all over me...
And ran out of magic as well. Need to sleep for a few days :P
*wanders off, to find an underground lake...*

*still hunting... ...elves*

A new day rises...
I'm bored...
Very bored...

People still don't do my poll...
I think I'll tell them not to do it. That might work ;)
I did get some messages however :)

No attack today ;)
*goes hunting*

Bruhahaha!
Killed all the stupid elves...
You thought it was my blood on the page, didn't you? :)

Okay, so what's with my house?
Still only 1 vote on the poll :( (I'll go and vote too :P)
Description updated several times (did IQ test as well :P)
Got some messages (people like my pic :D)
Lots of new visitors...
First entries in my guestbook (from Stigmata) :D

Now what do I do with these bodies?
*puts up a sign: "Elven skulls for sale!"*

I registered...
Cool!
What now???

wow, I got my first 10 visitors :)
Here they come:
Keisari
Old School Scott
WolfKnight
Draconica
zigotto en i'khelek
baby.blue
Latania the Elvin Princess
nicegurlprincess
Purvis
soundcoll

New mission: Have to find someone to help me :P

p.s.: No attack from surface elves yet...
*dry blood all over the page* :)