omg! the season premeir of niptuck was briliantly done as was every episode of niptuck! great actors, scriptors and director tends to have that effect though lolz!

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail." Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."

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Your birth on the 2nd day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your life.

The 2 is a very social number allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.

Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.



You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.

You are more prone than most to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.

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alright, this guy  is the biggest faggot I have ever seen! he is so gay even the other homosexuals are homophobic about him! lolz now you gotta admit "that was funny right there!" but seriously, he is the WHOLE reason I stopped watching wrestling, well accualy the main reason, the other reason is that sting left a few years back and it just hasn't been the same without him and the WWF or whichever one the faggot above is in hit an all time low because of him...

strangest thing, well strange in my opinion, it is 2 A.M. here and I have been so tired all day I could barely walk but yet for some reason I feel like beating the shit outta something! not because I am mad or anything but, just like calling up a friend and deciding for us to just fight just for the hell of it... hmmm I wonder if my neighbor is home yet, maybe he would like to get our kendo sticks out and go at it.... o well, have a nice day everybody! :)

well all right! it is sunday, may 29th and tomorrow my friend Mike Miers is going to have a party where most of the people there will end up drunk,and luckily for me I am one of the people who gets ta go... he bought 5 bottles of everclear which is 190 proof, (90% alcohol!). for those of you who thinks that isnt much, jack daniels is only 130 proof... which in my opinion is better because everclear is a mixer only because you can hardly even get a buzz off of it before you get alcohol poisoning...

what is love?
what is life?
what is one without the other?
nothing.
nothingness consumes the heart.
nothingness consumes the mind.
nothingness consumes the body.
nothingness consumes life.
nothingness consumes everything.
So how could one live without love?
how could one love without life?
the two go together hand in hand,
loving,
and living,
with each other.


hmmm, I took a shot at a poem, tell me what ya think?

James
Supplanter : Hebrew


Peaceful, poised and understanding you do not let anyone or anything disturb your innate calm. You are tolerant of others no matter how their behaviours or beliefs differ from your own. Not attached to material or worldly affairs you are free to express your true self. Displaying great wisdom and serenity people are naturally drawn to you for guidance and counsel. Your courage and presence of mind see you through any adversity.