Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug"
--Mark Knopfler


"What we are never changes. Who we are never stops changing."
--Gill Grissom(CSI: Crime Scene Investigation)


"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so it goes on flying anyway."
--Mary Kay Ash


"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Got that?"
--Coach Brevin(Ann Brashares)


"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to seriously be considered as a means of communication. The device is of no value to us."
--Western Union International Memo, 1876


"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over. At night, the ice weasels come."
--Matt Groening


"Rule #241: Every rule must have a beginning, middle, and end, except--
hmm... i don't quite get that one...."
--some character from some episode of some show that i saw a long time ago..... O_o


"Not all who wander are lost"
--J. R. R. Tolkien


"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday"
--Anonymous


"Can you make yourself love? Can you make yourself be loved?"
--Lena Kaligaris(Ann Brashares)


"Love is like a war: easy to begin, hard to end"
--Proverb


"I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer"
--Dan Quisenberry


"Wish for what you want. Work for what you need."
--Carmen's grandmother(Ann Brashares)


"In your eyes I am complete"
--Peter Gabriel


"You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way."
--E. L. Doctorow


"Lovers alone wear sunlight"
--E. E. Cummings


"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all"
--WIlliam Goldman


"Time is what keeps things from happening all at once."
--Graffiti


"If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot."
--Italian proverb


"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat"
--John Lehman


"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love"
--Charlie Brown


"We are born not once, but again and again"
--William Charles


"God is subtle. But not malicious."
--Albert Einstein


"Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probably make fun of you."
--Effie Kaligaris(Ann Brashares)


"Jiggle it a little, it'll open."
--Pinky and the Brain

jade's starting a project..

i read a book called ttyl...

it's in instant messageing form..liek the whole thing..

i'm going to do that..

with the three people i know who have a ton of drama...and don't mind brodcasting it to meh every chance they get..

jayci mark and emily..

of course..names shall be changed...

but yeah...

i think it'll be a good idea..

Well i wasn't able to get a picture of chester.cuz he died....it's sad eh?

I have a story for you all.

Jade has a job. This job involves watching young second and third graders for part of the day. She loves it.
yesterday, jade and her group of children went to the playground (along with the other supervisors).

about a half hour into it kids started crowding around the sandbox, Jade thought nothing of it until two little girls came over and said "they just stepped on the baby gopher!"..so jade ran over to the sandbox and saw one of the little boys stepping on this baby goppher. Jade yelled at the boy and all the kids to get away from it, then picked the gopher up. she then pulled out her trusty cell phone to call her dad (which she couldn't get ahold of). then she called her dad's best friend, who came and got the gopher. he took it to his house. then after work, jade went and picked the goppher up and brought him home.

jade begged her parents to let her take care of it. jade's dad said she could, becuase it prolly wouldn't live through the night.

Jade put it in a hamster cage, with dirt and grass, gave it a water bottle, and some oatmeal (the internet said they liked it) and prayed that he would live.

this morning jade went out to check on the baby (it still needs milk..at least..it drinks it...) and found it very happy and perky...

jade called her dad to look at it, and he said "yeah it'll prolly make it. good job"

SO NOW JADE HAS A PET BABY GOPHER!!!...my group at my job voted on a name for it...and chose chester..

soon i will have a picture of chester the gopher up on elftown...but my camera is dead at teh moment..and i'm too lazy to go charge the battery

Okay, copying kenzi's idea here...only making my list a bit longer..

it's the last day of school, and of course, there's things i'll miss more then ever

1)..Jon, one of my bestest friends, moving to north dakota...tho he promised to call every chance he got...that's a yay!

2)...being able to goof around in chorus...

3)...chorus in general

4)..the uber hot computers, that are like brand new in mrs. ullman's room, the ones we could personalize, download junk onto, and just goof around

5)..most of my teachers...(except Mrs. Seamands, who enjoys accusing me of cheating and making way unfair tests with questions we never even went over the information on)

6) sitting with the guys and Karen at lunch

7)..uber hot jimmy...(lol not really, i mean i still talk to him everyday !!! HA!!)

8)the LEMONADE!!!..i had one every single day of school!!! Now i have to get unaddicted to it

9)..the dances, and sports games

10) taking random pictures of people during class

11)...eating food with marlee in computer class

12) writing all over the inside of jayci's locker

13)...sharing jayci's locker

14) seeing how messy i could get my locker before the end of school...

15)..finding out it takes a half hour to clean out the messy locker...and laughing about the junk we found in it (gloves, shoes, water bottles, notes, poems, earphones...a shirt that wasn't mine...~5~)

16)my notebooks with kenzi, emily, and at the begginging of the year Kendra

17)..writing totally random notes to Jada Rae

18)...the uber funny people in my math class...

19) being able to get a break from my family for 8 hours a day

20)...complaining to the lunch ladies about the price of a normal lunch and then buying a ton of extras just to peeve them off

21)...writing ross's life story...and giving him shit about it

22)...joking name calling fights with gary (which i frequently won)

23) getting gossip from the preps and telling friends...

24)...calling random people during school that were in my class...(lol..ok..only marlee)

25)..getting the whole computer room to just me chelsea and mark during study hall

26) All STATE!!!

27)getting out a whole day for all-state!

28) Doing a solo at small group contest, which got me a whole day outta school

29) in large group contest getting a solo

30) my mom actually saying okay to excusing me for the whole day during large group, even though we were done at like 11:00 just so i could hang out with gary

31)...staying up late and sneaking on the computer to chat with people

32)Talent show and singing lessons

33) getting picked up in the morning by kenzi and going to burger king for breakfast

34)Making "the car ride home" "the car ride back" and "the twitch cronicles" the first two with kenzi and then the last one with kenzi kimmi and karen...( 3 k's and a j!)lol



These are the things i won't miss

1)Homework

2)rumors going around that me and mark were frequently sleeping with each other (hello..does the word Virgin mean anything to those rumor spreading liars)

3)..breaking up with somebody then realizing i still liked him then going out with him again, it being awkward and braeking up with him...again

4)...fighting with mark...

5)..not being able to stay mad at mark

6)....jimmy's older uber bitchy sister morgan...(no way they're related)

7)getting caught taking pictures in class

8) losing my camera and having some random guy find it (lucky he returned it tho)

9)having the worst time ever at king of hearts (tears were involved)

10)being grounded for two thirds of the year becuase of grades...

11)..forgetting homework and getting missing assingments...

12) getting zeros for cheating when i didn't even cheat (luckily my dad beleive me and complained to the office..so the teacher had to give me credit...YAY)

13)having my phone ring during class and finding out it was my mom cuz my sister was really sick and might have needed to go to the hospitol

14)..our horrible chorus concert (no really we sucked)

15) being called crash just cuz i crashed my car three times then reed (my neighbor) kept crashing into the back of it when he was drunk

16) having to pick up my sister from school every day so i could never do anything...

17)..having my sister get detention and not be out for a half hour and having to wait in the car cuz she didn't have the decency to call

18)...bad hair days

19)...being accused of fighting with friends for no reason

20) all the drama within my group of friends

21) feeling left out..then realizing too late that i was invited i just didn't check my messages on my cell phone to get the invite...

22)...working hard on a partner project only to have my partner (sarah..stupid whore) not do anything

23)...my mom having me get progress reports signed by my teachers for no reason...just to make sure i do my homework (gayness)

24)...seeing my hurt friends get made fun of...and not be able to do anything about it

25)...accidentally starting a rumor cuz i thought it was true and i told a friend who i thought would keep her mouth shut but she didn't and told the whole school..then we found out it wasn't true

26)...some of my friends losing their virginity to complete and total idiots...


WELL THAT"S IT!!!

hope ya'll had fun reading that...

love
   Jade!!

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14432/2006/04/guys-create-the-sound-effects-for-a-wheat-bisk-advert.html one word...ouch

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14424/2006/04/lets-play-dolls.html ..lol let's go play dolls...

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14418/2006/04/birds-are-evil.html ..i'd be the guy in this

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14398/2006/04/the-emo-song.html I must be emo!..lol sry this is funny..i don't mean to offend anyone

It's talent show night...WOOT!!!...i wish ya'll could go! (people who are good friends with me..you know who you are...but aren't in mah city)I'm the opening act....i dunno...not really upset about that...but it makes me even more nervous.....lol i'm in computer class right now and it's funny cuz the printer ran out of paper and everyone is just standing around looking at it going IT"S BROKEN!"...lol it is bleeping no paper no paper....i swear they're retards lol...no offense to anybody like that...Jade to the rescue...sry it got annoying so i went to put paper in it...they were like omg how did you know....lol now me and marlee are laughing..buh bye

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:


A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida
on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a
computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston... a widow had just returned
home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called
home to glory after suffering a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed
and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his
mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen
which read:
To: My Loving Wife

Date: Friday, October 13, 2005

Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send email
to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been
checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for
your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS: Sure is freaking hot down here!!


OMG THIS MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD...

[Remember way back when]
*Before the MySpace frenzy.
[*Before the ELFTOWN frenzy.]
*Before the Internet & text messaging.
[*Before Sidekicks & iPods.]
*Before MIKE JONESSS
[*Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.]
*Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.
[*WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL]
*When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
[*When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.]
*When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
[*When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.]
*When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
[*When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.]
Way back......
[*Tag.]
*Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.
[*Hide-n-Go Seek in the dark.]
*The Banana Song!
[*Red Light, Green Light.]
*Heads Up 7 Up.
[*Playing Kickball & Dodgeball even Wallball.]
*Hopskotch.
[*Slip-n-Slides.]
*Tree Houses.
[*Hula Hoops.]
*Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
[*The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.]
*Running through the sprinklers.
[*Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.]
*Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
[*Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.]
*Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
[Wait....]
*Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.
[*Hey Arnold]
*Doug
[*Rugrats.]
*The original Power Rangers
[Or what about:]
*The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
[*Ren & Stimpy.]
*Double Dare.
[*Rocko's Modern Life.]
*AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS!!
[*Wild & Crazy Kids.]
*Clarissa Explains it All.
[*salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)]
*Are You Afraid of the Dark?
[*The original cast members of all that.]
*Kenan & Kel.
[*magic school bus.]
*UREKA'S CASTLE
[*flash forward.]
*pete and pete.
[*legends of the hidden temple.]
*dinosaurs.
[*pinky and the brain.]
*hangin with mr.copper.
[*wishbone.]
*bill-nye the science guy.
[*kablamm.]
Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite
with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.
[Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching...]
*The Wonder Years.
[*or nick jr. with face]
*little bear
[*under the unbrella tree]
*the adventures of winnie the pooh
[*NINJA TURTLES]
*MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS...
[*Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.]
*Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
[*Class field trips.]
*POGS
[*When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.]
*When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.
[*When Toys R Us was the best place to be.]
Go back to the time when....
[*Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.]
*Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
[*'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.]
*Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
[*It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.]
*Being old referred to anyone over 20.
[*A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.]
*Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.
[*It was a big deal to finally be tall
enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.]
*When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
[*When everyone wanted to be a Power Ranger]
*When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
[*When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.]
*When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.
[*When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.]
*When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.
[*When stress was addition and subtraction.]
*When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over and who's to TP
[*When shaving cream was just meant for play.]
*When a first kiss only lead to cooties.
[*When valentines day meant cards for all.]
*When birthdays were a class event.
[*When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life. (Yeah, that's still no good)]
*maybe even when your friends didnt break off into different crowds, you were all one group.
[*When Sky Dancers were fun to play with.]
*When you had streamers on your bike.
[who would have thought youd miss the 90's so much]
*when Michael Jackson was cool
[*When All That! was the funniest show on next to My Brother and Me.]

HEH..for all you who haven't noticed...Me and my very bestest friend Kenzi [An Eversor and Ender] are having a war at the moment...See we both know each other's passwords so we've been logging onto eachother's names and leaving eachother messages on our houses....uploading pics (ok i'm doing that) changing names (again something only i have done...I think) and changing moods...so if there is any randomosity..that's why...is randomosity even a word?..oh well anyway there is one rule: no looking at each other's messages and no checking each other's watched wikis..that's not fair cuz then the actual person wouldn't know the wiki had changed or they had messages....

  THANKS FOR THE SPAM!!!!...
      Jade

OMG!!!...i licked a monkey..who then yelled muffins..which called a kangaroo..this kangaroo doesn't liek root beer floats so it stuck friend jesse in it's pouch and killed him the yelled out I AM THE RULER OF ERASERS...then that called a constipated rhino with diareeha...which is always a messy buisness which then made the man on the moon fall off the moon and into the sun resulting in the apocalypse and now we are all dead...THAT IS WHY YOU NEVER LET YOUR CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!!!

THIS IS MAH JAUGAR...made for me by the very kewl wiki mood-pets
meet Hunter 




MY PAGE NEEDS ORDER.....



Current Dating status: taken
Current issues: bored as fuck...
Current ideas: my mind is a blank as my sisters homework assignment...
Current quote: rusty spoons hurt!!! lol max...
Current anything else: i'm very confused....






I have a name.....i only tell my name to those i trust, it takes awhile to gain my trust (please note that the poeple who know me in person do infact know my name...this is just for people on here) but it is possible. I am a crazy, random, person who makes death theories about her friends...(lol all in good fun tho). pink is my favorite color..and so is purple.....slightly obsessed.....anyway....i love singing....tho some people think i suck...others think i am good...so it depends on your opinion...i am teaching myself keyboard.....most of my friends hate the two guys i like....which makes me sad...OHWELL!!!....i say lol alot...and oh well.....have been known to use chat speak in person....don't really mean to. I get alot of junk mail in my email....i don't give my email to anybody unless i trust them...i have a quote book....i write poetry....i like writing anything in general......i watch disney movies lol.....roadkill talks to me (maybe not in reality but in my mind.....). I have been known to end a sentance with the words so yeah....i have really weird theories that are good for laughs....i talk alot....and think pretty highly of myself...tho i'm not easily offended,....which pisses people off...i like pop music...and some country...tho rock is growing on me....personally i hate rap.....i have two dogs....and a third right now....but we have to get rid of him...which makes me sad....i don't happen to think i'm that pretty....sept my eyes...i have pretty eyes.....only had two boyfriends....i am on elftown alot alot alot.....slightly addicted to it lol...i like foamy...foamy is awesome....i' told i act like a blond....though i'm brunette....people tell me i'm immature.....maybe i am...oh well.....i always act perky and happy and hyper....even when i'm really depressed......i hide things inside...i may seem open....but i'm not. i am very reserved and don't let on to how i'm feeling unless your a very very very close friend...i talk even when nobody is listening...i love animals....i make up words....and use them frequently.....i like dotz lol....i have hazel eyes that turn grey when i get cold (at least that's what i'm told) and green when i'm wearing green.....like bright green...i don't get cold easily and am usually the last person to stop wearing flip flops in the winter and the first to start in the spring....i hate wearing winter coats...and don't if i can help it (which never happens) i'm known to exagerate sometimes......i'm a gemini...i respond to most messages even if they are hey what's up....just be warned....if you type that...you just may get a full description of my day....i say things that nobody else cares about.....except me......i'm not skinny...but i'm not fat either....i do crazy things in public because i don't care what people think of me.....i love to perform and don't get stage fright easily....i can be a smartass....and a perv....but oh well..... i am scared of the dark, and silence...i can't bear it....which is why i talk alot, i talk fast...i don't mean to but i do....i like to ice skate...not very good yet...but i'm getting better..erm...i am easily distracted....(the worst when i was answering a question in class...and some people were walking their dog outside the window and i stopped mid sentance and started watching them, very embarrassing)...i have a short attention span...unless it's really interesting....like kenzi's story!!!! i live for being the center of attention...most of my friends get annoyed by that sometiems..i think...i babble alot....and i don't usually pm people unless i find something i really like on their house....i personally think the longer the house the better....as long as it's junk about the person...not random stuff....usually my house is pretty random...so i shouldn't talk lol....i don't type as well as i should and make alot of typos....i don't beleive in computer dating unless you know the person...in person so yeah...i don't cyber...that's gross....i'm kind of forgettfull and double book myself alot...i get slightly impaitient..i like painting....and singing....i've said that already...i often repeat myself...i'm a picky eater...i'm a girl....and i have no clue what else to say....jsut ask me if ya want to know more.......anyway....i think that's about it for now....i'll keep ya'll posted....



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 (i like the symbols lol)
 
   ♥ you all....
    Shadow....





 



i was lazy and asked my friends if they would give me a bio...so far only [Miss.Kayree] and [Roxcie] have.....anybody who comments gets a biscut.....i know you all love biscuts....


"Totally awesome and strange chicky. Slightly outgoing, pretty outrageous, and completely random. (Also a fellow hater of Build-a-Bears). Should be loved by all, or face my squirrely wrath. ^^." -[Miss.Kayree]



"She is so awesome. she is so fun to talk to and she helps me out alot. she's a great friend. if anybody messes with her your messing with her evil demented twin sister!!!that is all ^_^."-[Roxcie]



YAY!!!
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here's the bio from my fanclub shadowfire club feel free to join it if ya want....


anyway...this is a better bio of me


I am a...goody two shoes type of girl....most of you know that....eh i guess you could say i'm an unpopular prep...I like the color pink (kinda obvious by mah house). i'm not a big fan of rap music though some is okay...i like mostly pop music... i am known to babble on about nothing just to fill the silence...i don't like the quiet!...or the dark...but that's a different story...i'm an animal lover...juaguars being my favorite animal...i'm known to make up words and use them enough to annoy people to the brink of ignoring me...then i stop useing that word and make up a new one hahaha...anyway... when i am typeing i don't spell very well...either because i'm typeing to fast or the dogs are on mah lap.....but i don't think that matters much...as long as it's understandable.....i write..poems stories...anything...sometimes songs....not good ones but hey who cares....anyway...i love chorus...i'm almost obsessed with singing lol most of you know that too.....i can play the french horn...badly of course but still...adn now i am teaching myself piano on the keyboard i got two weeks ago...i'm better at that...i guess cuase i like it more...anyway...i'm easily distracted and get of the subject of which we're talking about....i don't think before i speak..which can be good..but can be bad too.....i sya the first thing that pops into this little head of mine....lol....i don't have much luck in the realationship department...sometimes that bugs me alot...but for some odd reason not at this moment in time....anyway....i sometimes get upset about the little things and take them offensively but i'll never say anything....i like to read....my nose is almost always in a book.....i think highly of myself while most look down on themselves...not saying that it's a good thing i do but ...yeah.....i'm easily confused...lol....kinda obvious.....i say lol alot even when things aren't funny...i almost always bounce back from soemthign bad happening very soon after..i can't hold grudeges no matter how hard i try...i'm a very perky person...or at least i act like it..i'm known to change thigns for the simple fact that things get boring to me after a while...(note my house always being change lol)...i'm very imaginative sometimes even takeing fantasy for reality...i remember things that don't have much importance...and forget the important things...i often double book myself...so i get way stressed out...but then i bounce back like i said lol...well...that is most of me......i'm not very good at talking about who i am..maybe becuase i don't know myself yet.....so i guess this'll have to do until i can think of something else to write down...






FUN QUIZ TYPE DEAL



THIS IS THE ONE I DID
1) do you like pie? : sadly...no
2) do you like monkies: yes....they are great
3) do you bamzoo?: not latly
4) would you save me money on car insurance: it's geico not gekko!
5) is cheese beautiful:...yes..but i prefer same species dating/marrages
6)do you watch t.v.? yes
7) do you wear clothes?: i'm a clothes wearing nudist!!!
8)does this quiz make sense in your brain: of course of course...
9) do you carry a lunchbox?: no...
10) do you have a life? if i did...would i be doing this?
11) does your name start with a j? YES!
12) do you have a crush? yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes *deep breath* YES!!!
13) do you believe in magic: yes
14) are you superstitious: yes...my home is haunted
15) are you bored? pretty much..
16) are you writing this quiz as you go along? how did you know...yes i am
17)do you drink powerade: yes...and gatorade
18) your mom: HOW DARE YOU!!!
19) are you random? yes
20) how many more questions do you think you could put on here: a few more...i'm running outta class time tho
21) do you have death theories? yes... for kimmi and karen...even thou i luvers them both to peices...death theory for kenzi coming up...
22) do you like poetry: yes..
23) do school compouters suck? yes...muchly
24) do you make up words and use them frequently? yes...
25) do you yahoo? ...*ahem* yes..i'm a yahooligan lol
26) do you frequently use chatspeak? yes lol
27) is the math sub staring at you creepily? yes
28) do you have email? yes
29) do you enjoy quizes like this? only the ones i write...lol
30) do rubber duckies freaks you out: yes...of course when your best friend uses them to kill you....you kinda haveta be
31) are you a girl? what you can't tell...
32) did you just run outta time in study hall: yes goodbye lol


CARRIE [Miss.Kayree]IS VERY KEWL AND DID IT ALSO...however..i wrote the quiz..but her answers make me laugh
her is hers...
1) do you like pie? : of course. it's mutiny to not.. (Jade, i'll be having a chat with you.)
2) do you like monkies: of course!
3) do you bamzoo?: bamzoooooooooo..
4) would you save me money on car insurance: of course! i'd donate it to the BABAA! (Build A Bear Assassination Association)
5) is cheese beautiful: cute, maybe...
6)do you watch t.v.? from time to time..
7) do you wear clothes?: ha! ..of course not!
8)does this quiz make sense in your brain: in my brain! no.. my foot? ..yes...
9) do you carry a lunchbox?: everywhere!
10) do you have a life? if i did...would i be doing this?
11) does your name start with a j? YES!
12) do you have a crush? c'est possible
13) do you believe in magic: *hums the tune but can't remember the words..*
14) are you superstitious: indeedy
15) are you bored? of course.
16) are you writing this quiz as you go along? yes. using my time machine and my hypnosis. i'm back in time, and sitting on Jade's shoulder in Study Hall whispering in her ear.. telling her to write all this...
17)do you drink powerade: hahhaaha.. powerade.. oh, the hidden meanins...
18) your mom: my ass!
19) are you random? indeedydoodles. doodle. awesome word. doodle..
20) how many more questions do you think you could put on here: as many as it takes me to get to the end of this.
21) do you have death theories? yes. we used to plan out how certain people died if they weren't at school.
22) do you like poetry: some..
23) do school compouters suck? yes.. and apparentally their keyboards suck as well... "compouters" ..
24) do you make up words and use them frequently? shibba-wha?
25) do you yahoo? YAHOOOOOOO-oooo-OO!
26) do you frequently use chatspeak? lol, lyke, omg, nu!
27) is the math sub staring at you creepily? math sub. yes.. torpedos!
28) do you have email? ....no. i don't. O.O (JADE"S NOTE:the funny thing is the fact that she emailed it to me)
29) do you enjoy quizes like this? this was the most interesting yet..
30) do rubber duckies freaks you out: only a little.
31) are you a girl? i'm a man's man.
32) did you just run outta time in study hall: i have not the studieth du hall!


YAY!!!

You Know you've been watching too much Inuyasha when...


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You Know you've been watching too much Inuyasha when...

1. You expect your old japanese sword to transform into a giant fang.
2. You Think you can run fast enough to make tornados come behind you.
3. Touch girls bottoms uncontrollably.
4. Yell "SIT BOY!" thinking it will make your boyfriend, who is wearing a necklase, fall down on his face.
5. You're wearing the clothes of your favorite character.
6. You read this list and think someone is stalking you, from somewhere...
7. You call your perverted friend Miroku
8. When you sing the Japanese songs and dont even know what the words are.
9. You try to kill your brother, thinking he is Sesshomaru.
10. You think you can go inbetween worlds.
11. When someone is dressed as a demon for halloween, you immediatly tackle them to the ground.
12. You start using lists like these as check lists.
13. You wear a red robe all the time.
14. Giant boomerangs will slice you in half.
15. When there is a tornado heading for you, you think it is Kouga.
16. You let your hair grow out and dye it white.
17. When you start an Inuyasha Fansite.
18. You watch every episode over and over and never get tired of it.
19. You try to learn Japanese to watch Japanese episodes with sub titles.
20. Start making anime faces while offline!
21. When you have every Inuyasha Manga book ever created.
22. You start having debates with friends about Inuyasha.
23. Posting at an Inuyasha Forum is your main object in life, besides Inuyasha itself.
24. You cover your hand all the time in fear of sucking everything up.
25. You wear a monkey suit and stalk people.

here ya guys go..parts 1 and 2...enjoyed

Her Friends part 1

Left alone to wander
she lived a lonely life
but then one day she found a friend
his name was Mr.Knife

Mr. Knife gave her friends
though lifeless they may be
their beating hearts stopped beating
their dead eyes will never see

She'd sneak into their windows
during cold and lonely nights
she kept them in an alleyway
most frightening of all sights

Police, one day, came for her
and her newest "friend"
they said "My dear, your killing days,
have soon come to an end."

She cried out "NO! Please don't
I can no longer be
alone inside this world of mine.
Don't let me be lonely"

and now part two

Her friends Part two

Dark as night
her horrible cell
curled up in the corner
her life is now hell

they took away
her dear Mr. Knife
they took away
what was good in her life

she created a plan
to get out of that place
she called to the guard
and made a sweet face

the guard had been drinking
his common sense gone
he thought she was perfect
that she did nothing wrong

he unlocked her cell
let her out of jail
and now begins
this horrible tale

she took back Mr. Knife
and went back on her quest
she wanted new "friends"
the best of the best

soon enough after
alarm was raised
"she is the best killer"
the magazines praised

she couldnt' be caught
she was unstoppable
and soon her alleyway
of bodies was full

she lived out her days
killing "friend" after "friend"
she never grew lonely
up until the end

there how do ya guys like them both?..i love comments

Ross is gay. I’ll tell you that right now.

He is very gay, but he also likes monkies, a forbidden love which is frowned upon in his religion. He loves Kwanza, but since he’s gay he must eat a banana to be allowed to celebrate it. This rule upsets his banana worshipping monkey lovers so he is at a constant battle with himself. To keep everyone happy he went Jindu, and now starves himself, because jindus believe they don’t have to eat. Ross is also Mexican which makes him a Canadian whore. This is his life story…..

He was born to two unnamed, unreligious un…(something you can put “un” in front of….DEAD!) undead people. WE don’t care about that. Ross, as he was unlucky enough to get that name, grew up experimenting in many things, mostly guys, and monkies, Then after going to worship the banana his beloved mokies adored he decided to put some clothers on and go celebrate kwanza, demoting the kwananese people about 30 bars on the social ladder. The people saw this and decided that for him to join he must be mauled by a constipated Rhino with Diarreha and eat a banana. Ross quite enjoyed he rhino part of the deal, but eating a sacred banana was out of the picture.

Because he was not able to eat the banana he was banished to Mexico, where he discovered he was, in fact, Mexican. He embraced this part of his life and moved to Canada, where he met the suffering basketball star Jesse, who converted him to Jinduism. Ross then took the vow of aneorexia because Jindus don’t believe in food.

So one dat while he was lying in a gutter he met the almighty Ass-blaster and her fricken posse. A few in the group included Jade: the not-so-green, Jon: the extremely rich ghetto slacker, Karen: the kitten master, and Kimmi: the…okay we gotta find a name for her.

Anyways, They shoved food down his throat and carried him away on their floating bus, driven by a drunken rat named Twitch. Pot made Ross get the munchies and munchies made him break his vow of anorexia. Ross got scared that the Jindu nazi anorezia enforcers would find him so he asked the fricken posse to help. Sadly, they were having a group orgy at the time and he was captured and tortured him with pictures of sexy women until he almost died, but then secret seon master Teddy came.

Teddy took Ross to see the scout cabin where he is hanging out with the reincarnations of Jesse, some Mexicans, the Ass-blaster Kenzi and her fricken posse, All of whom are now known as Dillion, Jesse, Kenzi, Jade, Kimmi, and maybe not so much Jon the sometimes willing and other times not so willing.

Ross is now living happily ever after with Teddy in his teddy with small chiuaha and a green banana and small bouts of relapse of his Jindu Aneorexica.

But wait, there’s more! Ross and Teddy got very lonely and decided to start a family together, but since they were both guys they thought it was virtually impossible. It was then that Ass-blaster Kenzi and Jade the not-so-green remember the only thing they learned in school: Men can get pregnant by taking deep breaths. Since Ross was the more feminine of the two he decided he would carry the baby. The fricken posse was there to tell the Jindu when he was prenat. But sadly it never happened. Ross just kept deep breathing until he popped and little bits of Ross flew around the room. Teddy, Kenzi, and her fricken posse attempted to put him back together until they felt like All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, who let poor humpty dumpty down. Thinking of Humpty dumty made them crave Root beer floats so they all went out for pancakes. They then went to the zoo where they found a walrus that looked suspiciously like a reincarnation of Ross, which made them happy in a sad way because the memory of Ross lived on. Then the posse fed it a fish and life as we know it was never the same again.



There's Ross's life story...ross is a guy that goes to school with me and kenzi....who wrote the stuff in italics...sorry about the spelling errors...typing too fast to care...

this is very sweet...

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Touching words from the mouth of babes.
What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
 

 
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
 

 

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"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
 
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
 
Rebecca- age 8
 

 

 

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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is
safe in their mouth."
 
Billy - age 4
 

 

 

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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
 
Karl - age 5
 

 

 

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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
 
Chrissy - age 6
 

 

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"Love is
what makes you smile when you're tired."

Terri - age 4
 

 

 

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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Danny - age
7
 

 

 

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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
 
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
 

Emily - age 8
 

 

 

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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
 

 

 

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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"

Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
 

 

 

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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

Noelle - age 7
 

 

 

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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."

Tommy - age 6
 

 

 

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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
 

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."

Cindy - age 8
 

 

 

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"My mommy loves me more than anybody
 
You don't
see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

Clare - age 6
 

 

 

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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
 
Elaine-age 5
 

 

 

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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
 
Chris - age 7
 

 

 

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"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
 
Mary Ann - age 4
 

 

 

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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
 

 

 

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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7
 

 

 

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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
 

 

 

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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

Jessica - age 8
 

 

 

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And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.

The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
 
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into
the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
 
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
 
"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
 

 

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When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.

Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as
he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. Amen.

Then send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life.

I'm not fucking stupid. Okay?..i'm not. so don't go whining about me and pretending that i won't know you're talking about me. also...quit throwing a fucking pity party becuase guess what..people are getting sick of it. not only that but people tend to care about you when you don't constantly whine. and further more don't say i didn't do something when i DID in fact do it you just changed your mind. And don't think that ranting about me and trying to make me feel bad will work, duh i have sisters who try that every fucking single day i don't fall for that anymore. You think you are so much better then me, you think you're so much smarter. well guess what nobody likes to be insulted every fucking day, like you insult me. and we don't only pay attention to you when you're pissed or sad. we're just being friends by trying to see what's wrong and help you with you're problems CUZ THAT"S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, not for you to go making fun of and putting down, like you do to me everyfucking day. It gets old, so knock it off. Stop trying to make others see us as the bad guy, okay?..cuz guess what, it doesen't work, if anything it just makes people think you're whining. Stop acting like you're so much better then everybody, stop showing off, just STOP!!...i'm so tired of you're complaining, if you have so many problems with me then why do you fucking keep talking to me. I want to be your friend, but you make it really hard. I've tried to be nice about it, but you don't get the hints, so here's something to make it simple, even though you're so much better and smarter then me that you problably find it an insult that i'm simplifing it: take your stupid little pity party and your bullshit and just fucking shut up!

sometimes you wish that you could die,
close your eyes and wonder why,
why were you left so alone and afraid,
why don't the tears come when you want to cry?

sometimes you do nothing but pray
pray that you run go away
it'd be so easy for them all
to forget and let you fall

sometimes it seems like nobody is there
like life is a child pulling your hair
and fate is against all that you're for
and like everyone wants to hurt you some more