to brighten anyone's day...well..it made me laugh anyway

these are songs from goo goo dolls..one of my favorite bands.

i've only heard a few of their songs (why does limewire have to not work???..damn!) anyways..

here

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this next one has absolutely nothing to do with anything..

it's kinda like the anti-emo....ha..just read it...it made me laugh...


"Up Yours"

Up yours
Stop your whine
Feelin' swell
And I'm doin' fine

Yeah, fuck your suicide
It's all bullshit cuz I tried
And it really don't impress me all that much

Up yours
What'd you find
Sit right down
I got time

And you say here comes the end
And you haven't got a friend
And I'm standing here just screaming at the wall

Up yours
Stop your whine
Whatcha ya got
I got mine

And you shake your stupid head
And you wish that you were dead
And I swear sometimes you're happier than me

And you know it's hard to be
All the things you want me to be
And you go and make it hard on me
But I swear that anything you could be, I could be, can't you see

Up yours
Got no mind
That's too bad
You got time

Yeah, fuck your silly game
Cuz it's driving me insane
And it really doesn't matter much to me

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yet another funny one....
"James Dean"

Look around outside
Ain't nothing to do but hang around
Think about all the stupid things that I've done
I guess I ain't nothin' but a clown

If I had a wish, I swear I'd wish, I'd wish for just one thing
And I don't even like to think about all the things my wish'd bring

Cuz I just wanna be James Dean
I just wanna be James Dean
I just wanna be James Dean
For a day

I wanna be oversexed and underworked and look at me I'm such a jerk

And I just wanna be James Dean
For a day

Think about stories of the actors and the movies stars
Sittin' here watchin' the old men drinkin' at the bar
I think about Dean and all the things he should've tried
I think about Dean and all the ways he could've died
Yeah, died

And I wouldn't give a shit about anything cuz I'd be such a big movie star
And that don't really do me much good just cryin' at the bar

But I just wanna be James Dean
I just wanna be James Dean
I just wanna be James Dean
For a day

See but I'm overworked and undersexed and look at me I'm such a wreck

And I just wanna be James Dean
For a day

Going crazy cuz I'm always all alone
Going crazy no one calls me on the phone
I think about Dean and I know Dean he wouldn't care
If I was Dean I know there'd be somebody there
Yeah, there'd be somebody there
For me

Yeah I think about all the really cool things I could do and say
Then you go and tell me that you found out Dean was gay...

No, I don't wanna be James Dean
I don't wanna be James Dean
I don't wanna be James Dean
Anymore

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world's shortest song??
"Hammerin' Eggs (The Metal Song)"

Dog corn another me buy gonna I'm, Mama
(Mama, I'm gonna buy me another corn dog - only backwards)

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"Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat)"

Things don't look to good to me
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid fuck

This whacko came from Alabammy
That's not where it's at
And now your jock's been chasing me 'round
With a great big baseball bat

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk
Not a wrassling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude, he was an uncool cat
And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around

I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch


a greatly funny one..

these are by the guy who gave us teh emo song..at least...i think so...

lol they're great
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q-H0fjhzTf8

all the small things. just so i don't forget that song

kenzi might have this one...she might like it too lol

Me no money, me no care! Me go marry millionaire. When he die, me no cry. Me go marry other guy!

"Legally, its questionable. Morally, its disgusting. Personally, I like it."

[The Freshman by the Verve Pipe]


When I was young I knew everything
She a punk who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt stricken,
Sobbing with my head on the floor
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice


I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place


For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen


My best friend took a week's
Vacation to forget her
His girl took a weeks's worth of
Valium and slept
And now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his
Head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really
Wept he says


I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place


For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen


hey yeah
hey yeah
hey yeah


We've tried to wash our hands of all this
We never talk of our lacking relationships
And how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our
Heads on the floor

Benefits of Being a Woman
We got off the Titanic first.


We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.


Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.


We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.


We can cry and get off speeding fines.


We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.


Taxis stop for us.


Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.


We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.


Free drinks, free dinners.


We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.


We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.


New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.


If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.


It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.


No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.


We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.


If we forget to shave, no one has to know.


We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.


If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.


We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.


If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.


We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.


We have the ability to dress ourselves.


We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.


If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.


There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.


We'll never regret piercing our ears.


We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.


We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.


Female to Male Translation


What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!?"


What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW


If Only Men Would Listen


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, "PIG!!"


The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"


They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.


If only men would listen.

LALALALALA *extreme happy dance*

why am i dancing?..cuz..

i've been crushing on a guy since like....june?..yeah..somewhere around there.
'
most of my good buddies know how much i am lol (kenzi...am i slightly obsessed?...lol)

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and there's more~!!!! I just gotta get teh codes lol

ok. I've just had a major idea. i'm going to shave the back of my head, and get a tatoo of my face on the back. theres still gonna be hair on the sides of my face...


lol ok so i'm not gonna really, but it'd be a funny thing to see eh?

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug"
--Mark Knopfler


"What we are never changes. Who we are never stops changing."
--Gill Grissom(CSI: Crime Scene Investigation)


"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so it goes on flying anyway."
--Mary Kay Ash


"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Got that?"
--Coach Brevin(Ann Brashares)


"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to seriously be considered as a means of communication. The device is of no value to us."
--Western Union International Memo, 1876


"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over. At night, the ice weasels come."
--Matt Groening


"Rule #241: Every rule must have a beginning, middle, and end, except--
hmm... i don't quite get that one...."
--some character from some episode of some show that i saw a long time ago..... O_o


"Not all who wander are lost"
--J. R. R. Tolkien


"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday"
--Anonymous


"Can you make yourself love? Can you make yourself be loved?"
--Lena Kaligaris(Ann Brashares)


"Love is like a war: easy to begin, hard to end"
--Proverb


"I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer"
--Dan Quisenberry


"Wish for what you want. Work for what you need."
--Carmen's grandmother(Ann Brashares)


"In your eyes I am complete"
--Peter Gabriel


"You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way."
--E. L. Doctorow


"Lovers alone wear sunlight"
--E. E. Cummings


"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all"
--WIlliam Goldman


"Time is what keeps things from happening all at once."
--Graffiti


"If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot."
--Italian proverb


"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat"
--John Lehman


"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love"
--Charlie Brown


"We are born not once, but again and again"
--William Charles


"God is subtle. But not malicious."
--Albert Einstein


"Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probably make fun of you."
--Effie Kaligaris(Ann Brashares)


"Jiggle it a little, it'll open."
--Pinky and the Brain

jade's starting a project..

i read a book called ttyl...

it's in instant messageing form..liek the whole thing..

i'm going to do that..

with the three people i know who have a ton of drama...and don't mind brodcasting it to meh every chance they get..

jayci mark and emily..

of course..names shall be changed...

but yeah...

i think it'll be a good idea..

Well i wasn't able to get a picture of chester.cuz he died....it's sad eh?

I have a story for you all.

Jade has a job. This job involves watching young second and third graders for part of the day. She loves it.
yesterday, jade and her group of children went to the playground (along with the other supervisors).

about a half hour into it kids started crowding around the sandbox, Jade thought nothing of it until two little girls came over and said "they just stepped on the baby gopher!"..so jade ran over to the sandbox and saw one of the little boys stepping on this baby goppher. Jade yelled at the boy and all the kids to get away from it, then picked the gopher up. she then pulled out her trusty cell phone to call her dad (which she couldn't get ahold of). then she called her dad's best friend, who came and got the gopher. he took it to his house. then after work, jade went and picked the goppher up and brought him home.

jade begged her parents to let her take care of it. jade's dad said she could, becuase it prolly wouldn't live through the night.

Jade put it in a hamster cage, with dirt and grass, gave it a water bottle, and some oatmeal (the internet said they liked it) and prayed that he would live.

this morning jade went out to check on the baby (it still needs milk..at least..it drinks it...) and found it very happy and perky...

jade called her dad to look at it, and he said "yeah it'll prolly make it. good job"

SO NOW JADE HAS A PET BABY GOPHER!!!...my group at my job voted on a name for it...and chose chester..

soon i will have a picture of chester the gopher up on elftown...but my camera is dead at teh moment..and i'm too lazy to go charge the battery

Okay, copying kenzi's idea here...only making my list a bit longer..

it's the last day of school, and of course, there's things i'll miss more then ever

1)..Jon, one of my bestest friends, moving to north dakota...tho he promised to call every chance he got...that's a yay!

2)...being able to goof around in chorus...

3)...chorus in general

4)..the uber hot computers, that are like brand new in mrs. ullman's room, the ones we could personalize, download junk onto, and just goof around

5)..most of my teachers...(except Mrs. Seamands, who enjoys accusing me of cheating and making way unfair tests with questions we never even went over the information on)

6) sitting with the guys and Karen at lunch

7)..uber hot jimmy...(lol not really, i mean i still talk to him everyday !!! HA!!)

8)the LEMONADE!!!..i had one every single day of school!!! Now i have to get unaddicted to it

9)..the dances, and sports games

10) taking random pictures of people during class

11)...eating food with marlee in computer class

12) writing all over the inside of jayci's locker

13)...sharing jayci's locker

14) seeing how messy i could get my locker before the end of school...

15)..finding out it takes a half hour to clean out the messy locker...and laughing about the junk we found in it (gloves, shoes, water bottles, notes, poems, earphones...a shirt that wasn't mine...~5~)

16)my notebooks with kenzi, emily, and at the begginging of the year Kendra

17)..writing totally random notes to Jada Rae

18)...the uber funny people in my math class...

19) being able to get a break from my family for 8 hours a day

20)...complaining to the lunch ladies about the price of a normal lunch and then buying a ton of extras just to peeve them off

21)...writing ross's life story...and giving him shit about it

22)...joking name calling fights with gary (which i frequently won)

23) getting gossip from the preps and telling friends...

24)...calling random people during school that were in my class...(lol..ok..only marlee)

25)..getting the whole computer room to just me chelsea and mark during study hall

26) All STATE!!!

27)getting out a whole day for all-state!

28) Doing a solo at small group contest, which got me a whole day outta school

29) in large group contest getting a solo

30) my mom actually saying okay to excusing me for the whole day during large group, even though we were done at like 11:00 just so i could hang out with gary

31)...staying up late and sneaking on the computer to chat with people

32)Talent show and singing lessons

33) getting picked up in the morning by kenzi and going to burger king for breakfast

34)Making "the car ride home" "the car ride back" and "the twitch cronicles" the first two with kenzi and then the last one with kenzi kimmi and karen...( 3 k's and a j!)lol



These are the things i won't miss

1)Homework

2)rumors going around that me and mark were frequently sleeping with each other (hello..does the word Virgin mean anything to those rumor spreading liars)

3)..breaking up with somebody then realizing i still liked him then going out with him again, it being awkward and braeking up with him...again

4)...fighting with mark...

5)..not being able to stay mad at mark

6)....jimmy's older uber bitchy sister morgan...(no way they're related)

7)getting caught taking pictures in class

8) losing my camera and having some random guy find it (lucky he returned it tho)

9)having the worst time ever at king of hearts (tears were involved)

10)being grounded for two thirds of the year becuase of grades...

11)..forgetting homework and getting missing assingments...

12) getting zeros for cheating when i didn't even cheat (luckily my dad beleive me and complained to the office..so the teacher had to give me credit...YAY)

13)having my phone ring during class and finding out it was my mom cuz my sister was really sick and might have needed to go to the hospitol

14)..our horrible chorus concert (no really we sucked)

15) being called crash just cuz i crashed my car three times then reed (my neighbor) kept crashing into the back of it when he was drunk

16) having to pick up my sister from school every day so i could never do anything...

17)..having my sister get detention and not be out for a half hour and having to wait in the car cuz she didn't have the decency to call

18)...bad hair days

19)...being accused of fighting with friends for no reason

20) all the drama within my group of friends

21) feeling left out..then realizing too late that i was invited i just didn't check my messages on my cell phone to get the invite...

22)...working hard on a partner project only to have my partner (sarah..stupid whore) not do anything

23)...my mom having me get progress reports signed by my teachers for no reason...just to make sure i do my homework (gayness)

24)...seeing my hurt friends get made fun of...and not be able to do anything about it

25)...accidentally starting a rumor cuz i thought it was true and i told a friend who i thought would keep her mouth shut but she didn't and told the whole school..then we found out it wasn't true

26)...some of my friends losing their virginity to complete and total idiots...


WELL THAT"S IT!!!

hope ya'll had fun reading that...

love
   Jade!!