My feet x_x

6-flags was a blast, and had plenty of time on the bus to talk games and watch the person in front of me play Metal Gear Acid. We also invented the term "porn lazer" ... dont ask XD

Spent 5 1/2 hours looking for my partner (also getting food and riding a few rides like Ragin' Cajun, Wizzer, etc. Avoided things like Vertical Velocity and Superman x_x (cant stand being stuck facing the earth 100 feet up like that.) and saw some sweet stuff coming (the Tornado; right now, its a giant, GIANT funnel laying near the parking lot that is still about 2 or 3 stories tall. On its side O_o) and re-rode stuff once I finally found them. My feet are, needless to say, completely worn out, as am I, so I'm calling it a night early and will probably need more rest tommorow after school.

I am -D-O-O-M-E-D- XD

All those project things are gonna be due soon. Tommorow is the Physics fieldtrip to Six Flags, so no time to work tommorow XP Gotta get my printer installed on this compy, gotta rush and get some stuff done for my english journal which was technically due today, try to BS my way though Latin project, and cope with all my other classes. @_@

But on wednesday, I'm bringing foam weapons in for a visual aid for my project thing :P the pictures are just for "proof"

dah! Im way too hyper! X3 Rewatched the Incredibles and caught a new joke (Syndrome's island is called Nomanisan. No-man-is-an island. woot!) Physics was a bunch of mythbusters! 13 days in government! Treasure Planet just 10 minutes ago! QUICK! TO THE DVDS! *dives for Fight Club*

I managed to scrape out a half-decent pic of Wes, watched Mythbusters for most of Physics, 13 Days in government since Mr.Kowalski was gone, didnt do much in Precal since Mr.David was also gone, and NO ENGLISH :D Since I took the AP Virgil latin test. @_@ my brain...

I'm having a lousy couple of days recently >_<

This computer has major issues now. At least, they're major for me. Stupid thing keeps closing with error message WC3 while I try to play. Online or offline. T_T

We found wasps in my room last night so I had to sleep in the cat-fur covered old bedroom upstairs where it was hot and fuzzy, but not in the good way.

School. English! Damn you Mrs.Ciochina! Too many freaking projects! I'm not sure if I'll ever get the one for latin done/started as he's bar-bouncer tossed us into the street with minimal instructions to just figure it out for ourselves. This computer's printer sucks so I cant use it for the english picture stuff for my presentation, and I need to read a stupid book, and get a journal of some dozen or so stories analyzed literarily very very soon!

And I have a one-hour detention for failing to get enough latin homework done. Wonder why.

And everyone else but me in my family seems to have forgotten about my mom's birthday. I feel horrible about that, but she told me not to remind them, just see how long it takes them to even notice.

I also wrecked an AWESOME feral-werefox style drawing of Wes. v_v I'd colored it with pencils, but the hair looked too not-solid colored. So I was dumb enough to use those lovely markers that the cartoon stuff was done in. Totally wrecked the detail of the face I had, each correction made it worse, until it was smudged all over with black-marker smears (the pencil of course repelled the marker. *slaps forehead* idiot.) and its the only drawing I've managed to do recently that didn't completely suck. v.v my talent seems to have abandoned me again.

I can hardly wait for school, oddly enough.

Spending Precal drawing, half-listening to what we're supposed to be learning.
Latin using my amazing skill of being ignored by teachers to never have to sight-translate in class
Physics, where I don't care anymore now that we're past the unit on light, nor does anyone else
Government, with our insane teacher Mr.Kowalski, whose one of those awesome "do I look funny to you, punk?" teachers
Drawing 2, where I spend 20 minutes coloring in my once-per-6-weeks drawing, and the rest talking to my friends
And!The main reason why I'm writing this!

In Visual Communications II, I'm making a 3D model of my cartoon-character version of Wes. :3 Actually, I'm painting it. Actually, I'm touching up the paint XD Almost got the two-week project done in one. And thats with the clay of his tail cracking clean apart at his spine; fortunately, the core is made of pipe-cleaners so it held together. We're gonna do some animation soon, and something involving aformentioned 3d sculpture. I love that class so freakin' much!

...But not 5th hour English. AP English sucks.

Edit: We get out on the 26th! Less than 3 weeks until I'm done with High School! XD

... Aw crap :P I'm almost out of time to waste in public education enjoying myself. I'll actually have to start working >_< Work sucks. Its like being bored, but worse, 'cuz you can't be lazy.

1. Jack Bauer > CN | 4/29/2006 12:26:28 PM PDT     


OK, Chuck Norris is played out, beating a dead horse and really not funny anymore.

Here is why Jack Bauer is his daddy (for the 24 fans out there) Tried to remove all the profanity!


The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack

Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

Jack Bauers calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f#&*&$ing beef.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates f$*&$ing lemonade.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fu&*$#&ing Jack Bauer.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.

Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.

Jack Bauer was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.

Jack Bauer made 3 million Americans simultaneously hold their breath. You know you were one of them.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

On Jack's day off, he and Edgar would shoot hoops and get ice cream together. Later, they'd prank call Chloe, only to have her trace the call, call them back and tell them to "grow up". Good times... good times.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that !&$%@ went to the hospital first.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the f%#k have you done with your life?

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Anything is a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of Jack Bauer.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. 
 

 

 
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  2. Re: Jack Bauer > CN | 4/29/2006 12:27:08 PM PDT     


Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f$**(#ing do it.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Jack would never have given up the wet list... no one takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.

In the 18 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane ravaged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Bauer isn't around?

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Stalin and Hitler so they wouldn't have to bear witness to what he'd do to Nina.

Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.

In Iraq, the U.S. military recently concluded a military offensive utilizing 200 armored ground vehicles and 50 weaponized helicopters in an intense search for terrorists called "OPERATION SWARMER" or, as Jack Bauer calls it, "casual Friday."

Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.

Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."

Never use the phrase, "I feel half dead," around Jack Bauer; he never leaves a job unfinished.

Quetin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f$*&%ing dead."

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodge ball

You know Jack Bauer loves Audrey when he willingly gives up the opportunity to torture her.

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

There are no such thing as %&$#@#!s, just women who never met Jack Bauer.

If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer.

Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.

When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f$*%ed".

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Chase Edmunds waited until he was sure Jack Bauer was dead before he dumped Kim.

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.

One bank did a commercial with Jack Bauer in front of a vault. They haven't been robbed since.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

24 Season DVDs cannot be copied because Jack Bauer will not be burned.

When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

The truth may hurt, but it doesn't hurt as much as Jack Bauer.

My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans.

Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.

Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team.

Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.

It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music 

I finally got a chance to scan some stuff at school. Check out the 4 new drawings at Wes's Pics

Well *yawn* I got nothing to do, so I'll post an update.

The laptop won't be being fixed. It'll eventually be replaced, and I don't have high hopes as to the quality of it. (family has a bad habit of buying cheap stuff after the first one breaks, so it'll probably be a rebuilt one. /sigh)

Hopefully, I'll get the scanner on this computer or SOMETHING soon, 'cuz i got pictures piling up like crazy. Two bats, the usual foxes, a two-person pic, some more pics of Zanno Wes and even one or more of [raynesprite], and a ton of my Comic style art.

*Sigh* I want a working computer for myself O_o

So much stuff to be printed, scanned, etc.
I've run out of stuff to draw, so I'm starting to do other peoples' stuff again ([raynesprite], [Hummingbird], [Tiger Shark]... The later two need to be on more :P)

I'm, how you say, inventing my own World of Warcraft weapons? :3

Foxclaws: (Fist weapon)
http://wow.blupp.net/item.php?id=222150

Furry Ears: (Head)
http://wow.blupp.net/item.php?id=222152

Brush Tail of Doom: (Cloak)
http://wow.blupp.net/item.php?id=222153

Whoah @_@ Those were some strong meds from yesterday. Passed out after making myself some lunch, slept clear through supper, good friday service (myuu, I feel bad about not going to stuff like that...) and all the way 'till 8 AM the next day O_o but! that also means I had a ton of really sweet REM high-quality dreams. You know, the kind where you can fully see and hear and stuff instead of just sensing it?

Started out with a ride over a crazy-tall bridge thing into devil-drop ramp-leap barely crossing a huge gap. I guess that roller-coaster bit led me into the next stage.
yes this next bit will sound kinda geeky, but it was sort of a Kingdom Hearts style celebration setup, basically an amusement park world filled to the freakin' brim with candy of every kind, most of it being made all around you. Everyone could pull costumes off the rack to transform into their disney characters. Naturally, I went Robin Hood/Todd :3
I think I woke up eventually and went back to sleep, cuz somehow, it shifted into a Soul Calibur II/World of Warcraft hybrid :D Whatever class I was, I could stealth, chain-sword, and heal. Took down a mini-boss type character solo, somehow started a massive game-pwning boss to emerge and played hero.

Woke up, adding a second dream to the list of dreams I'm not forgetting any time soon, and need to turn into video games.
The first? The one that designed Wes, the Order of Inari, and started my Legends of Inari planning :)

This crappy cold or whatever I've got is going around apparently. Its mostly just an irritating bunch of phlegm in my throat (mmm, mucus.) draining in from my sinuses, so I got 4 days worth of free sample stuff for it. I also got the shot half of the Tb test. X.x I HAAAATE needles! When I go back on monday, they check it, and will have gotten in a measels shot that I would otherwise have gotten. (At least this way its only one per trip. I couldn't have taken the mental shock. X_x *quiver*)

My artistic strengths and weaknesses!

Strengths!
-I work fast. VERY fast.
-I have some strange skill at pencil-shading in without color to make crazy ammounts of shadow details in clothes.
-I've got nothing else to do most of the time.

Weaknesses!
-I work fast. TOO fast.
-Color kills me 96% of the time. Thats why you never see anything new, colored, very often, unless it lacks that crazy detail shading.
-Ink. Inking. Re-outlining. Any form of going back over my stuff and darkening it with anything permanent.
-It hasn't evolved many steps outside of the 'sketch' pond. Even when colored and cleaned, it forever looks unfinished.
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At least my body's finally settled down to just one irritating symptom. Unfortunately, the sore throat + low supply of things to drink + coughing until my throat gets less phlegmy = ow.

Oh. Oo And mom got Harry Potter 4 and Narnia on DVD. Things to watch while sick :P

God... this sickness is starting to get really hellish. Hot, cold, hot, cold, nauseus, coughing, randomly sore all over. Money's getting tight lately, so we can't get anything to eat ATM...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oMaTZFCLbq0 <- GM Power o_O

Anyhow! The LBTL Olympics were fairly fun, but I got major sick on the way back home so now im miserable with an insanely bad cough and throat. Its what I get for sitting by a smoky fire all day, and warriors smoking the rest of the time.

Visual Com, 5th 6 weeks of school. We start cartooning.

<3.

Wes is going to be my project for the grading period exam, the 3D model I'll make in the next one, and is getting lots of practice. I'm starting to master wes in cartoon form.
Ooh. And I drew a pretty lil' bat girl. And borrowed [Hummingbird] for a few quicky practice draws >> (Sorry Laura, your characters are just too much fun to draw ^^;)

From the World of Warcraft General Forums :) I'm the one who started the thread. woot!

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-general&T=7757100&P=1

*long sigh* I love music.

I can't be on very often since my brother when not hand-and-hand with his girlfriend Sara is usually IM-ing her and/or all his friends from school and Dagorhir.

I'm actually involved in it now myself. Faust (my character) is basically just Wes, thrown into the Aethenu world. Meaning, lotsa humans, dwarves, orcs, and a drow.

Faust's tunic is very Wes-like. Green with a white border, a proper tabard-length deal with the Aethenu gryphon at the neck. Tie on a blue-green patterned cloth around my head, and bam. Faust. I wish I could find the pics or YouTube videos. I'm not in the vids though.

Anyhow! *sweatdrop* My original comment.

Since my bro is away in Chicago with Sara, moms taking him to Valpo where Sara's mom will pick them both up, and my dad is up in Michigan until saturday with our cat whose having a few non-lethal but large issues to visit his mom, my grandma, and a friend of the family whose a vet. And ya know how cats love car rides :) 2 1/2+ hour ones x_X

Dah! Sidetrack.

That means I got the computer most of the day, and bro was nice enough to leave WMP with the OverClock Remix playlist of classic video game song remixes. I love the mario ones. The Sunken Suite one is SOOOOO relaxing...