[Wes Foxx]'s diary
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-da
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgemen
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Oh how I love the mighty OT,
Pointless crap as far as the eye can see.
From Pedwidgets countless copies and pastes,
To discussion about how breast milk should taste.
Need some advice on dating a fat chick,
Ask someone to write their name with their d!ck!
Conservatives, liberals, theyre all really lame,
Lets go back to playing the In My Pants game.
ASCII art of the O RLY and YA RLY birds,
To taking pictures and comparing the size of our turds.
Are there any girl gamers out there?
Vin Diesel eats babies cooked medium rare.
Help me, it hurts when I take a piss,
STFU emo, just go /wrists!
Lets discuss if .999 in fact does equal one,
Or if black people really get tans from the sun.
Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise,
The Bible and how its just full of lies!
Whats your Myspace site, can I see your blog?
Am I wrong for lusting after my dog?
I saw a naked night elf and now I am smitten,
We want to see more hawt pics of Mitten!
Do you prefer Snickers or Reeses Pieces?
You cant deny the power of Raptor Jesus!
Last one to post gets a date with Zookers,
I have a rash after sleeping with 3 different hookers.
Is abortion a sin if the babys not alive?
Fangtooth kicked ass on 10/12/05.
Who else supports the quest for gay rights?
You must be a pansy, go put on some tights!
WTF should I eat for lunch today?
OMG BBQ for the win, kk!
You just never know what will happen next,
But Im almost certain it will include /buttsecks!!!!
For any of you who were wondering where I've been the last howevermany days its been, this computer was dying rapidly.
We took it in whatever day I never came back on on XD Before the last day of school I think. It was horrendusly full of dust and so forth, and now its cleaned, with a second fan installed to help our bedraggled video card.
I've been keeping myself busy, reading Redwall XD I've finished 3 2/3 of my 7 books, in chronological order.
+ Mossflower
+ The Legend of Luke
+ The Bellmaker
= Redwall (almost finished)
- Mattemio
- Outcast of Redwall
- Rakkety Tam
Alamo teechs u 2 play DURID! | 11/22/2005 12:09:09 PM PST
sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY DURID IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY DURID by only rred this!
2) ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh
ALAMOES COMPLEET DURID INSTURCKSHUN
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OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.
1) OK, Sum durids is bare
http://img.pho
2) Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:
http://img.pho
ONLY DURID DONT HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!
3) Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.
http://img.pho
4) Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &
when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!
5) Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.
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OK LISSEN Also durid haf uh seel form.
1) Seel is can fite, but is kind week.
2) Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth
3) When seel is gone for fish, is nobody will catch.
4) Seel is can teech frends how is swim
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ALSO I FORGETS
Durid has can run fast form is TRAVEL FORM
1) looks liek cheetuh
2) dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
3) Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.
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AND ASLO
SUM DURIDS IS MOON KIN
1) Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!
2) mostly uh moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare
3) them haf sum good armors & fite storng.
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DURIDS IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN PVP CAN CAST ROOT 4 MAKE PEEPS STOP WHEN MOVE!!
http://img.pho
bc Peeps can always ask if cat druid can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?
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U NO CAT DURIDS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST
1) OK now sum durid is cat
2) Cat durid, tehm dosent heel.
3) Cat uis for fite
4) Cat durid dosent talk about fite
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5) when cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!
http://img.pho
and CAT DURIDS is no spam moonfare! Sum cat durids dosent no wut is uh moonfare!
http://img.pho
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DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER:
sumtimes a new durid is need sum halp and advise frum a good durid so u shuld alway halp unother
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Even I lernd all this form DURID SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:
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DURIDS IS HARD, & BUT STRONG
SUM PEEPLE THINK DURIDS IS CANT BE BARE AND CAN ONLY HEEL AND THEM DOSENT
NO THEY IS ALWAYS CAN SAY:
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BUT ONLY DONT LISSEN TO THEM.
Durids is storng for bare or cat or seel or whatver and u dosent haf 2 heel if u dont liek heel
*********DURID
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Just a fun little bit of WoW forum history :P Enjoy, my fellow Warcrafters!
Written about Friday 2006-05-19
Written: (6762 days ago)
I got bored sitting in class with no drawing paper (I've done a lined paper drawing or two, I know how much people hate it when I do that XP) so I wrote a song. I still need to create a title.
Try to think of it as being a positive, carefree song. I dunno if the lyrics and punctuation can convey the rhythm, so just bear with me on the fact that it works out quite well in my head :P
You may think that I'm crazy
You may think I'm a geek
You may think that I'm lazy
You may think I'm a freak
You may think I'm antisocial
You may think I don't know where to go
You may be right on what my surface shows
But I don't think you can ever really know...
Me.
(Slower here)
My life is hectic; I'm eclectic
Very random, and electric!
Virtual reality, my personality!
World of Warcraft, on my epitaph!
I live in fantasy, and not regretably,
living my way, as I roleplay!
(Choral section, the whole "nah nah nah-nah-nah-na
(Much faster here)
Wake up, login, password, screen names
Webpage, download, upload, play games
Email, IM, AOL, Yahoo
CD, MP3, laptop, PC
Camera, my face; Throw it up on MySpace
Pen & pencil, paper, toss it in the scanner
World in my hand, brought by broadband
view the webcam, see who I am!
(last note carries on through the next line or two)
(Slower here)
My life is hectic; I'm eclectic
Very random, and electric!
Virtual reality, my personality!
World of Warcraft, on my epitaph!
I live in fantasy, and not regretably,
living my way, as I roleplay!
(back to normal)
You may think that I'm crazy
You may think I'm a geek
You may think that I'm lazy
You may think I'm a freak
(slow down again)
You may think I'm antisocial
You may think I don't know where to go
You may be right on what my surface shows
But I don't think you can ever really know...
Me.
Behold, the product of figuring how to animate stuff in Visual com :P
I'll probably make another one or two next week (last week of school! woo!)
_< I feel sore after watching it a few times. It started out as a pounce/hugtack
Written about Wednesday 2006-05-17
Written: (6764 days ago)
My feet x_x
6-flags was a blast, and had plenty of time on the bus to talk games and watch the person in front of me play Metal Gear Acid. We also invented the term "porn lazer" ... dont ask XD
Spent 5 1/2 hours looking for my partner (also getting food and riding a few rides like Ragin' Cajun, Wizzer, etc. Avoided things like Vertical Velocity and Superman x_x (cant stand being stuck facing the earth 100 feet up like that.) and saw some sweet stuff coming (the Tornado; right now, its a giant, GIANT funnel laying near the parking lot that is still about 2 or 3 stories tall. On its side O_o) and re-rode stuff once I finally found them. My feet are, needless to say, completely worn out, as am I, so I'm calling it a night early and will probably need more rest tommorow after school.
I am -D-O-O-M-E-D- XD
All those project things are gonna be due soon. Tommorow is the Physics fieldtrip to Six Flags, so no time to work tommorow XP Gotta get my printer installed on this compy, gotta rush and get some stuff done for my english journal which was technically due today, try to BS my way though Latin project, and cope with all my other classes. @_@
But on wednesday, I'm bringing foam weapons in for a visual aid for my project thing :P the pictures are just for "proof"
dah! Im way too hyper! X3 Rewatched the Incredibles and caught a new joke (Syndrome's island is called Nomanisan. No-man-is-an island. woot!) Physics was a bunch of mythbusters! 13 days in government! Treasure Planet just 10 minutes ago! QUICK! TO THE DVDS! *dives for Fight Club*
I managed to scrape out a half-decent pic of Wes, watched Mythbusters for most of Physics, 13 Days in government since Mr.Kowalski was gone, didnt do much in Precal since Mr.David was also gone, and NO ENGLISH :D Since I took the AP Virgil latin test. @_@ my brain...
I'm having a lousy couple of days recently >_<
This computer has major issues now. At least, they're major for me. Stupid thing keeps closing with error message WC3 while I try to play. Online or offline. T_T
We found wasps in my room last night so I had to sleep in the cat-fur covered old bedroom upstairs where it was hot and fuzzy, but not in the good way.
School. English! Damn you Mrs.Ciochina! Too many freaking projects! I'm not sure if I'll ever get the one for latin done/started as he's bar-bouncer tossed us into the street with minimal instructions to just figure it out for ourselves. This computer's printer sucks so I cant use it for the english picture stuff for my presentation, and I need to read a stupid book, and get a journal of some dozen or so stories analyzed literarily very very soon!
And I have a one-hour detention for failing to get enough latin homework done. Wonder why.
And everyone else but me in my family seems to have forgotten about my mom's birthday. I feel horrible about that, but she told me not to remind them, just see how long it takes them to even notice.
I also wrecked an AWESOME feral-werefox style drawing of Wes. v_v I'd colored it with pencils, but the hair looked too not-solid colored. So I was dumb enough to use those lovely markers that the cartoon stuff was done in. Totally wrecked the detail of the face I had, each correction made it worse, until it was smudged all over with black-marker smears (the pencil of course repelled the marker. *slaps forehead* idiot.) and its the only drawing I've managed to do recently that didn't completely suck. v.v my talent seems to have abandoned me again.
I can hardly wait for school, oddly enough.
Spending Precal drawing, half-listening to what we're supposed to be learning.
Latin using my amazing skill of being ignored by teachers to never have to sight-translat
Physics, where I don't care anymore now that we're past the unit on light, nor does anyone else
Government, with our insane teacher Mr.Kowalski, whose one of those awesome "do I look funny to you, punk?" teachers
Drawing 2, where I spend 20 minutes coloring in my once-per-6-wee
And!The main reason why I'm writing this!
In Visual Communications II, I'm making a 3D model of my cartoon-charac
...But not 5th hour English. AP English sucks.
Edit: We get out on the 26th! Less than 3 weeks until I'm done with High School! XD
... Aw crap :P I'm almost out of time to waste in public education enjoying myself. I'll actually have to start working >_< Work sucks. Its like being bored, but worse, 'cuz you can't be lazy.
1. Jack Bauer > CN | 4/29/2006 12:26:28 PM PDT
OK, Chuck Norris is played out, beating a dead horse and really not funny anymore.
Here is why Jack Bauer is his daddy (for the 24 fans out there) Tried to remove all the profanity!
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Jack Bauers calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f#&*&$ing beef.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates f$*&$ing lemonade.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fu&*$#&ing Jack Bauer.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.
Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."
On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.
Jack Bauer was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.
Jack Bauer made 3 million Americans simultaneously hold their breath. You know you were one of them.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
On Jack's day off, he and Edgar would shoot hoops and get ice cream together. Later, they'd prank call Chloe, only to have her trace the call, call them back and tell them to "grow up". Good times... good times.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that !&$%@ went to the hospital first.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the f%#k have you done with your life?
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
Anything is a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of Jack Bauer.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
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Hari
Level 27 Troll Shaman
Guild: League of Ordinary Gents
Realm: Khaz'goroth
2. Re: Jack Bauer > CN | 4/29/2006 12:27:08 PM PDT
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f$**(#ing do it.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack would never have given up the wet list... no one takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.
In the 18 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane ravaged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Bauer isn't around?
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Stalin and Hitler so they wouldn't have to bear witness to what he'd do to Nina.
Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
In Iraq, the U.S. military recently concluded a military offensive utilizing 200 armored ground vehicles and 50 weaponized helicopters in an intense search for terrorists called "OPERATION SWARMER" or, as Jack Bauer calls it, "casual Friday."
Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.
Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Never use the phrase, "I feel half dead," around Jack Bauer; he never leaves a job unfinished.
Quetin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f$*&%ing dead."
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodge ball
You know Jack Bauer loves Audrey when he willingly gives up the opportunity to torture her.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
There are no such thing as %&$#@#!s, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer.
Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f$*%ed".
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Chase Edmunds waited until he was sure Jack Bauer was dead before he dumped Kim.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
One bank did a commercial with Jack Bauer in front of a vault. They haven't been robbed since.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
24 Season DVDs cannot be copied because Jack Bauer will not be burned.
When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
The truth may hurt, but it doesn't hurt as much as Jack Bauer.
My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans.
Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team.
Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music
I finally got a chance to scan some stuff at school. Check out the 4 new drawings at Wes's Pics
Well *yawn* I got nothing to do, so I'll post an update.
The laptop won't be being fixed. It'll eventually be replaced, and I don't have high hopes as to the quality of it. (family has a bad habit of buying cheap stuff after the first one breaks, so it'll probably be a rebuilt one. /sigh)
Hopefully, I'll get the scanner on this computer or SOMETHING soon, 'cuz i got pictures piling up like crazy. Two bats, the usual foxes, a two-person pic, some more pics of Zanno Wes and even one or more of [raynesprite], and a ton of my Comic style art.
*Sigh* I want a working computer for myself O_o
So much stuff to be printed, scanned, etc.
I've run out of stuff to draw, so I'm starting to do other peoples' stuff again ([raynesprite], [Hummingbird], [Tiger Shark]... The later two need to be on more :P)
I'm, how you say, inventing my own World of Warcraft weapons? :3
Foxclaws: (Fist weapon)
http://wow.blu
Furry Ears: (Head)
http://wow.blu
Brush Tail of Doom: (Cloak)
http://wow.blu