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Written about Tuesday 2006-04-18
Written: (6793 days ago)

Clocktower Case



Click Here To View There MySpace Page.
http://profile.myspace.com/clocktowercase


I Am A Really Big Fan Of There's

My Monther Works With One Of The
Band Members. His Name Is Chad Nichols
He Is The Vocals And Plays The Guitars

Its A Lansing, Michigan Band

"Keep Rock N' Roll Alive"
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Written about Saturday 2005-12-03
Written: (6928 days ago)

Hercules, Snow White & Quasiemoto!




Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.  Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet." Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet." Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest,meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."  The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table and Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so". Snow White says " It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."  Just then, Quasie started walking up the road really steamed and says " Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"
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Written about Friday 2005-09-09
Written: (7014 days ago)
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck


Were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?
"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a friggin' pervert do you think I am?"
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