shit I typed this long thing and it didn't send.

here I go again


ok so I'm actually gonna vent for once in my diary.


it's aobut this relation ship I'm in
now I'm in it because I'm a fuckin' idiot. hell let's flash back to before I started dating this girl
let's go all the way back to september of 2004.
ok now first off the girl's name is Ashley
and I've had a crush on her for a few years we were friends blah, blah, fuckin' blah.
so anyways last September we were supposed to go see Team AMerica
so I sat at her bustop for 3 striaght hrs.
(FYI mid september in Upstate NY is NOT fun)
after the first hr and a half I got a call. she said she'd be late. so we picked a diffrent showing.
after another hr. and a 1/2 I found out she jsut went home instead. (I found out because I called) she said she'd "reschedual"
bullshit.

ok so back to a few weeks ago when I finally asked her out. she says yes everything is all hunkydory.
well here's the real problem.

since we started dating she's been so distant, cold even
and to top it off we were hanging out w/ some frineds
(my best frined, my little sister, and two of my ex's (who are also sisters...don't ask))
now this was her first time meeting my little sister.

I over heard her say (when she thought I was checking out some cargo pants)
"hey, don't tell your brother but Ithink of u as more of a friend than I do him"

...


...

u know what I'm thinking don't u?

....
ok anyways.
I never told her I heard. but tomorrow I'm headed to Tekkoshocon in Pittsburg w/ the college's anime club and so is she.
I thikn I'll break it off there.
not that I believe she'll be too heart broken >.<

so yeah fuck it
this was me venting

tune in next time for some actually funnny shit

*gets up*

DOORBELL: DING DONG!

Ar:*opens door*

Jahova's Whitness: Hello sir blah bla hblah

Ar: FRESH MEAT! *pounce*

Jw: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh y is sitting on my chest on his haunches licking the back of his right wrist?

Ar: quiet, Mouse boy before I force feed u those pamphlet.

*Ar runs in standing in the doorway*

AR: POGO LIKE U MEAN IT!

*begins pogoing but forgets he's in a doorway*

Ar: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww


DMK: again?!

T.T
T.T
T.T

R.I.P. JONNY CARSON
U WERE THE BEST OF THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*a blue hair man wearing a black samurai outfit taps Ar on the shoulder*

Nami: ooh A-R-RR.

Ar: eep!

DMK, RUN it's the vengefull Nami antagonizer of all lazy authors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DMK and AR run for their lives*

Nami: GET BACK HERE AR!!!!!!!!
U NEED TO FINISH 4M1'S STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*finishes reading DMK's diary...the list of top ten DNANGEL*

Ar: @.@
@.@
@.@
@.@

I got all but the CD and username!


4M1: what is angel? is it organic?
is it part of "Religion"?

Dmk: ... ok I no longer see HER as a threat.

Ar: *sigh*

*4M1 (an andriod out of one of my stories "In His Image") walks in*

DMK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CYLON ALERT!!!!!!!!

*climbs up on chair nad swings a brooom wildly*

4M1: ?.?

Ar: pats her consolingly

Br:*waking up to see Glompy nad Fnagirl playing Go Fish* uhhhh


Glompy:*looks over* *snicker*

Br: what?

*grabs a mirror*

is this permanate ink?

Fangirl: >:DDDDDDDDDD

Glompy: *looks at watch* hey it's 12:24 est. that means it's offically NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!


Fangirl: YAY *squeezes Br* MORE DRINKING!

BR: my ribs hurt......

Fangirl: u say something?

Br: no ma'am.

*all get some liquer.*



*2 hrs later*

Fangirl: I'm a Spider! *drunken grin*

Br: not this again

Glompy: ... *begins chasing his tail*

Br: ... *grabs the bottle and drinks......passes out*

Fangirl: oooooo Br fall down.

....
wanna write on him? *grabs a sharpie*

Glompy: *catches his tail* OOWWWWWWWWW! .... sure y nooo*passes out*

Fangirl: meh. light wieghts.
*proceeds to write on them*

<<and now the product of a way to busy night at work>>

CROSSOVER TIME!

*Trigun*

Villagers: No he's here! he's here!

Mirrel: who is?

*a skelaton wearing Vash's close runs by*

Villager: Jack, The Stampede

<<flip side>>
*nightmare before christmas*
Vash: *wearing Jacks clothes* because I'm VASH! THE PUMPKIN KNIG!



and now another one I thought up tonight!


*Megaman*

Dr. Light: No ZERO is in the lab!

Computer: this is a lv. 10 emergancy!

Dr. Light: no he's coming this way!

Zero: *the goast dog foats in* arf arf!

Dr. Light: wait if the dog is here then where's wiley's creation?

*nightmare before christmas*

Zero:*holding JAcks head* ALsa poor jack, I crushed his freakin' skull.

<<the last one will make more sense if u watch the Cataclysm movies on www.bobandgeorge.com
but warning they are rate PG-13 for language.!>>

<<OutOfCharacter: I hope ppl like this little thing I've been doing w/ my diary. I'm never any good at weriting my true feelings so I'll keep this up>>

DMK: *swoops in wearing a super hero costume* I AM FANGIRL!

Glompy: and I am her side kick GLOMPY, THE CAT-BOY WONDER!

FanGirl: we protect fangirl/boy's right to glomp those worthy....Like Bluerose
<<ooc: when I refer to Bluerose(Br) I'm refering to an orgonal character. not someone on this site
here is one of DMK's drawings of him http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/54304_1094328681.jpg >>

Br: O.o
not u two again!

From me and all the vioces in my head
I would like to wish u

a

HAPPY CHRISTMAS
AND
MERRY HOLIDAYS!

now let's sit back and down eggnog like there's no tomorrow!

*Dark Mousy the Kouto walks in*

DMK:I'm a Spider! *drunken grin*

Ar: ... ...
*looksat his liquer cabnit*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
not my special stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*flower wins the fight*

Flower: *standing over Ar's battered body* HAHA LOSER

Ar: aren't Guardian ANgel's supposed to be NICE to their charges?

FLower: I'm special, OK?!

Unexplained Vioce: I'm Ba-hack!

Ar: @.@

FLower: HEY BUBBLES!

Ar: ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

u two know eachother

Flower: well we ARE both vioces in ur head!

Bubbles: she has a piont

Ar:*grumbling* yeah on her head

FLower: What was that? >:(

Ar:*halo appears* NOTHING

Flower: That's it!

*dust cloud style fight in the backrgound*

Bubbles: if I had a body to go w/ this vioce I'd have a sweatdrop right now

AR: hmmmmmmmmmmm.....

*boredom sets in*

...
...
...


I got it!

*hooks up his old atri*

YAY!

*plays pong for half an hr. against his Guardian ANgle FLower*

Ar: Damn u beat me again!

Flower: that's 'cause ur a loser

Ar: ur mean! aren't angel's supossed to be nice

Flower: :P

Ar: I hate u

Flower: I Know :D

*comes back in*

Ar: that was fun!

*phone rings*

Ar: hello?

creepy vioce: seven days

Ar: huh?

cv: seven days

Ar: ok?

Cv: seven days

Ar: till what?

Cv: you did watch the tape right?

Ar: oh yeah!

Cv: ok, so then.....SEVEN DAYS!

Ar: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....now we are taking about T3 right?

*click...dialtone*

*ar goes flying over the horizon*
AR: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

AR: HAHA I'VE done IT!

DMK: uhhhh *blink blink* yeah I'll jsut be over here *runs away while AR blows himself up...again*

*AS runs out into Traffic effectivly causing 4 accidents*

AS: YAY! Succsess!


AR: *blink blink* ok then *goes back to trying to bluild a mininuke outta a pen, a paperclip, and a handful of camel hair*

*Affro Squirrel walks in after his theme.*

AS: *looks around* ... YAY!

<<to the tune of Black Sabath's "Iron Man">>
I AM AFRO SQUIRREL
CUTEST THING IN ALL THE WORLD
REVAL AT MY HAIR
HEY Y R U HIDING OVER THERE

I HAVE A BLUE PICK COMB
IT'S IN BEDDED IN MY GIANT 'FRO
I LIVE IN A TREE
HAVING LOTS OF FUN W/ MY FRIEND WENDY

I'M A FURRY HERO
WHO RUNS ON GREEN GRASS
I'M SO CUDDLY
NO ONE CAN LOOK PAST

I EAT ACORN NUTS
WHILE RUNNING AROUND W/ MY BEST FRIEND HUTS
I FOUND MY LOST SOCKS
THEY WERE STOLEN BY SOME ROCKS

I LIVE IN PAR-HARK
EVERYONE WALKS BY MY TREE
I'M SO CUDDLY
EVERY ONE LOVES ME!

LITTLE FURRY TAIL
EVERYONES FAVOIATE PAL
I STEAL CRUMBS FROM MEN
AFRO SQUIRRLE LIVES AGAIN!