ANnnnnnnnnnnnn
Dai: Risa...
*turns into Dark*
DArk: good time to steal the Mona Lisa
[1 hr later]
Dark: almost done...
Sato: Dark. I finally have you.
Dark: y are u in France?
Sato: because I'm secretly stalking Dai...
Dark: so THAT's what happened to his pikachu boxers
Sato: >> << >> << I don't know what your talking about
Dark: ...
Sato: really.
I'm just a "friend" of *sigh* Dai... oh shit
Dark:??
Sato: *starts turning into Krad*
Dark: oooooooooo cooly Ub3r l337 fight scene ahead
Krad:*appears in a white bakini complete w/ tan lines* I have you where I want you dark.
DarK: WTF???????????
Krad: what?
Dark: the bakini? what's up w/ it? where's the priest robes?
Krad: Laundry day?
Dark: you don't need to do laundry -._-.
Krad: ... *glomps Dark*
Dark: ??????????????
Krad: oh come on Darky baby you know we're the hottest Yaoi couple since Kurama and Hiei
Dark: ?????? dude, I'm in love w/ RIKU!
Krad: oh come on.
Dark: my fnagirls will kill u.
Krad: they bought me the bakini
Dark: ...
Mona Lisa:*mysterio
Krad: hehe
dark: help?
[rest of scene Censord for content]
well I'm back from Tekko
and I'll be doing a cosplay and summery wiki w/ all my pics (4 rolls of film)
oh and Ashley and I are offically broken up
shit I typed this long thing and it didn't send.
here I go again
ok so I'm actually gonna vent for once in my diary.
it's aobut this relation ship I'm in
now I'm in it because I'm a fuckin' idiot. hell let's flash back to before I started dating this girl
let's go all the way back to september of 2004.
ok now first off the girl's name is Ashley
and I've had a crush on her for a few years we were friends blah, blah, fuckin' blah.
so anyways last September we were supposed to go see Team AMerica
so I sat at her bustop for 3 striaght hrs.
(FYI mid september in Upstate NY is NOT fun)
after the first hr and a half I got a call. she said she'd be late. so we picked a diffrent showing.
after another hr. and a 1/2 I found out she jsut went home instead. (I found out because I called) she said she'd "reschedual"
bullshit.
ok so back to a few weeks ago when I finally asked her out. she says yes everything is all hunkydory.
well here's the real problem.
since we started dating she's been so distant, cold even
and to top it off we were hanging out w/ some frineds
(my best frined, my little sister, and two of my ex's (who are also sisters...don'
now this was her first time meeting my little sister.
I over heard her say (when she thought I was checking out some cargo pants)
"hey, don't tell your brother but Ithink of u as more of a friend than I do him"
...
...
u know what I'm thinking don't u?
....
ok anyways.
I never told her I heard. but tomorrow I'm headed to Tekkoshocon in Pittsburg w/ the college's anime club and so is she.
I thikn I'll break it off there.
not that I believe she'll be too heart broken >.<
so yeah fuck it
this was me venting
tune in next time for some actually funnny shit
*gets up*
DOORBELL: DING DONG!
Ar:*opens door*
Jahova's Whitness: Hello sir blah bla hblah
Ar: FRESH MEAT! *pounce*
Jw: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ar: quiet, Mouse boy before I force feed u those pamphlet.
*Ar runs in standing in the doorway*
AR: POGO LIKE U MEAN IT!
*begins pogoing but forgets he's in a doorway*
Ar: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DMK: again?!
T.T
T.T
T.T
R.I.P. JONNY CARSON
U WERE THE BEST OF THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!
*a blue hair man wearing a black samurai outfit taps Ar on the shoulder*
Nami: ooh A-R-RR.
Ar: eep!
DMK, RUN it's the vengefull Nami antagonizer of all lazy authors!!!!!!!
*DMK and AR run for their lives*
Nami: GET BACK HERE AR!!!!!!!!
U NEED TO FINISH 4M1'S STORY!!!!!!!!!
*finishes reading DMK's diary...the list of top ten DNANGEL*
Ar: @.@
@.@
@.@
@.@
I got all but the CD and username!
4M1: what is angel? is it organic?
is it part of "Religion"?
Dmk: ... ok I no longer see HER as a threat.
Ar: *sigh*
*4M1 (an andriod out of one of my stories "In His Image") walks in*
DMK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CYLON ALERT!!!!!!!!
*climbs up on chair nad swings a brooom wildly*
4M1: ?.?
Ar: pats her consolingly
Br:*waking up to see Glompy nad Fnagirl playing Go Fish* uhhhh
Glompy:*looks over* *snicker*
Br: what?
*grabs a mirror*
is this permanate ink?
Fangirl: >:DDDDDDDDDD
Glompy: *looks at watch* hey it's 12:24 est. that means it's offically NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!
Fangirl: YAY *squeezes Br* MORE DRINKING!
BR: my ribs hurt......
Fangirl: u say something?
Br: no ma'am.
*all get some liquer.*
*2 hrs later*
Fangirl: I'm a Spider! *drunken grin*
Br: not this again
Glompy: ... *begins chasing his tail*
Br: ... *grabs the bottle and drinks......pa
Fangirl: oooooo Br fall down.
....
wanna write on him? *grabs a sharpie*
Glompy: *catches his tail* OOWWWWWWWWW! .... sure y nooo*passes out*
Fangirl: meh. light wieghts.
*proceeds to write on them*
<<and now the product of a way to busy night at work>>
CROSSOVER TIME!
*Trigun*
Villagers: No he's here! he's here!
Mirrel: who is?
*a skelaton wearing Vash's close runs by*
Villager: Jack, The Stampede
<<flip side>>
*nightmare before christmas*
Vash: *wearing Jacks clothes* because I'm VASH! THE PUMPKIN KNIG!
and now another one I thought up tonight!
*Megaman*
Dr. Light: No ZERO is in the lab!
Computer: this is a lv. 10 emergancy!
Dr. Light: no he's coming this way!
Zero: *the goast dog foats in* arf arf!
Dr. Light: wait if the dog is here then where's wiley's creation?
*nightmare before christmas*
Zero:*holding JAcks head* ALsa poor jack, I crushed his freakin' skull.
<<the last one will make more sense if u watch the Cataclysm movies on www.bobandgeor
but warning they are rate PG-13 for language.!>>
<<OutOfCharacter
DMK: *swoops in wearing a super hero costume* I AM FANGIRL!
Glompy: and I am her side kick GLOMPY, THE CAT-BOY WONDER!
FanGirl: we protect fangirl/boy's right to glomp those worthy....Like Bluerose
<<ooc: when I refer to Bluerose(Br) I'm refering to an orgonal character. not someone on this site
here is one of DMK's drawings of him http://elftown
Br: O.o
not u two again!
From me and all the vioces in my head
I would like to wish u
a
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
AND
MERRY HOLIDAYS!
now let's sit back and down eggnog like there's no tomorrow!
*Dark Mousy the Kouto walks in*
DMK:I'm a Spider! *drunken grin*
Ar: ... ...
*looksat his liquer cabnit*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
not my special stuff!!!!!!!!!
*flower wins the fight*
Flower: *standing over Ar's battered body* HAHA LOSER
Ar: aren't Guardian ANgel's supposed to be NICE to their charges?
FLower: I'm special, OK?!
Unexplained Vioce: I'm Ba-hack!
Ar: @.@
FLower: HEY BUBBLES!
Ar: ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;
u two know eachother
Flower: well we ARE both vioces in ur head!
Bubbles: she has a piont
Ar:*grumbling* yeah on her head
FLower: What was that? >:(
Ar:*halo appears* NOTHING
Flower: That's it!
*dust cloud style fight in the backrgound*
Bubbles: if I had a body to go w/ this vioce I'd have a sweatdrop right now
AR: hmmmmmmmmmmm..
*boredom sets in*
...
...
...
I got it!
*hooks up his old atri*
YAY!
*plays pong for half an hr. against his Guardian ANgle FLower*
Ar: Damn u beat me again!
Flower: that's 'cause ur a loser
Ar: ur mean! aren't angel's supossed to be nice
Flower: :P
Ar: I hate u
Flower: I Know :D
*comes back in*
Ar: that was fun!
*phone rings*
Ar: hello?
creepy vioce: seven days
Ar: huh?
cv: seven days
Ar: ok?
Cv: seven days
Ar: till what?
Cv: you did watch the tape right?
Ar: oh yeah!
Cv: ok, so then.....SEVEN DAYS!
Ar: riiiiiiiiiiiii
*click...dialt
*ar goes flying over the horizon*
AR: weeeeeeeeeeeee
AR: HAHA I'VE done IT!
DMK: uhhhh *blink blink* yeah I'll jsut be over here *runs away while AR blows himself up...again*
*AS runs out into Traffic effectivly causing 4 accidents*
AS: YAY! Succsess!
AR: *blink blink* ok then *goes back to trying to bluild a mininuke outta a pen, a paperclip, and a handful of camel hair*