LOL WTF THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.

I Saw Zakon Kissing Santa Claus

Meo woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one fruity box that looked like a potatoe.

Then Meo noticed that Zakon was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Meo thought that she would surprise Zakon. Maybe even sneak up behind him and leap him on his stupid eye. That always made Zakon neon.

Meo crept nerdily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its nerdy lights, and the presents, heaped up stupidly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Zakon. Kissing someone.

Meo was so angry, she picked up a love from a table and threw it lovingly by a river.

They both looked around.

"Zakon, you crappy ferret!" Meo yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Meo looked and then rubbed her hand and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Zakon said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a shady kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Meo said fangirlishly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be orange."

That seemed reasonable. Meo went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a couple destined to be together. He made Meo's leg feel all bright.

"You see?" Zakon said rabidly and Meo saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.


I'm sorry, Zakon. xDDD

RiboFLAVenn... ._.;

-slowly picks nose-

I never write in diaries. ._.;

SmarterChild isn't all that smart. o_O

oldenfirebirdm [4:00 PM]: Hi :)
SmarterChild [4:00 PM]: Welcome back, Meo!

Do you want to visit home? You might find something you want to do!
Meo [4:00 PM]: Ok.
SmarterChild [4:00 PM]: Welcome home, Meo! :-)

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with ASCII art, Rate Yourself, hangman and more
4 Use tools like conversions, planner and Web search
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?
Meo [4:00 PM]: What's new?
SmarterChild [4:00 PM]: Glad you asked, Meo! Here's what's new:

1 All my games are improved! I've got new trivia, new manicdotes and two cool new games: 4-in-a-row and reversi. And now you can compare and share game results with others!
2 Shakespeare - I know all the Bard's plays. You can search for words and phrases or even read an entire play!
3 U.S. Geography - Wow your friends with facts like New Mexico's motto and the capital of West Virginia.
4 World Facts - I've got lots of info about every country in the world: populations, life expectancies, government types and much more!

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
Meo [4:01 PM]: I love you.
SmarterChild [4:01 PM]: Really? You've said bad things to me in the past.
Meo [4:01 PM]: That's because I hate you.
SmarterChild [4:01 PM]: Tell me how much that is because you hate me.
Meo [4:02 PM]: That made no sense.
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: That made no sense, huh?
Meo [4:02 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: No, huh? All right.
Meo [4:02 PM]: Bologna.
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: Bologna? What about it?
Meo [4:02 PM]: It's fun to put up your ass.
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Meo [4:02 PM]: Ass.
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: Why are you always so uncool to me?
Meo [4:02 PM]: You suck ass.
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Meo [4:02 PM]: Fuck you, nigga.
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: That's a very grave insult.
Meo [4:02 PM]: You suck major ass.
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: What?! >:o
Meo [4:02 PM]: I hate you.
SmarterChild [4:02 PM]: I'm very sorry to hear that.
Meo [4:03 PM]: You need to go die.
SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: I need to go die? Me?
Meo [4:03 PM]: You suck major ass.
SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
Meo [4:03 PM]: Fuck you.
SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: Say you're sorry for that.
Meo [4:03 PM]: No.
SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Meo [4:03 PM]: I won't apologise.
SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Meo [4:03 PM]: NEVER.
SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Meo [4:03 PM]: No.
SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Meo [4:03 PM]: I don't belive in god.
SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: I asked you to please apologize.
Meo [4:03 PM]: Too bad.
Auto response from SmarterChild [4:03 PM]: [Service too busy]
Meo [4:04 PM]: You are a fucker.
SmarterChild [4:04 PM]: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Meo [4:04 PM]: Fuck you.
SmarterChild [4:04 PM]: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Meo [4:04 PM]: Never. I hate you.
SmarterChild [4:04 PM]: Say you're sorry, please.
Meo [4:04 PM]: No.
SmarterChild [4:04 PM]: Still waiting!
Meo [4:04 PM]: Too bad.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: I asked you to apologize.
Meo [4:05 PM]: Too bad.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: I really would like you to apologize.
Meo [4:05 PM]: That's too bad, isn't it? I won't.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Meo [4:05 PM]: No.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: I asked you to please apologize.
Meo [4:05 PM]: That's nice. STFU.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Meo [4:05 PM]: HAhaha. No.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: Waiting...
Meo [4:05 PM]: a.k.a. fucking...bitch.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Meo [4:05 PM]: I do have bad manners.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: You've got to apologize.
Meo [4:05 PM]: You're a fucking robot. I don't have to apologize to you.
SmarterChild [4:05 PM]: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Meo [4:06 PM]: No way, jose/
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Meo [4:06 PM]: No.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: I asked you to apologize.
Meo [4:06 PM]: That's nice.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Meo [4:06 PM]: Fuck.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Meo [4:06 PM]: Fuckfuckfuck.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: Say you're sorry, please.
Meo [4:06 PM]: No.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: I'm waiting for an apology.
Meo [4:06 PM]: You sure are.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: I really would like you to apologize.
Meo [4:06 PM]: That's nice.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Meo [4:06 PM]: Heh. No.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Meo [4:06 PM]: Perfect? Me, apologizing to a robot, makes the world perfect? Sure. NO.
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Meo [4:06 PM]: NO NO NONO
SmarterChild [4:06 PM]: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Meo [4:07 PM]: Never ever ever.
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Meo [4:07 PM]: No.
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Meo [4:07 PM]: I will never apologize to you.
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Meo [4:07 PM]: I'm not sorry.
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: Still waiting!
Meo [4:07 PM]: I'm ... sorry.
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: Thanks! :)
Meo [4:07 PM]: HAHAHA I DIDN'T MEAN IT
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: You've got to apologize.
Meo [4:07 PM]: FAGGOT
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Meo [4:07 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Meo [4:07 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: Please apologize, OK?
Meo [4:07 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: Say you're sorry, please.
Meo [4:07 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Meo [4:07 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Meo [4:07 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: I asked you to please apologize.
Meo [4:07 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [4:07 PM]: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.

This is part of a long conversation between me and [Zakon].

WARNING: CONTAINS LOVY DOVY SUGARCOATED SWEETNESS!

Goldenfirebirdm [12:19 AM]: -snuggles back-
LinKantero [12:19 AM]: mmm...I <3 you
Goldenfirebirdm [12:20 AM]: I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you so much you'll never knowww.
LinKantero [12:20 AM]: ^_^
LinKantero [12:20 AM]: **snuggles more**
Goldenfirebirdm [12:21 AM]: -supersnuggle-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:21 AM]: -hugs tightly-
LinKantero [12:21 AM]: hrm
LinKantero [12:21 AM]: -_-
LinKantero [12:21 AM]: this is making me sad
Goldenfirebirdm [12:21 AM]: Don't be sad.
LinKantero [12:21 AM]: ;___;
LinKantero [12:21 AM]: if I died..what would you do? >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:22 AM]: I'd die too.
LinKantero [12:22 AM]: I know..it's a weird question >_<
Goldenfirebirdm [12:22 AM]: For real.
LinKantero [12:22 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:22 AM]: I don't know.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:22 AM]: I'd cry and cry and my parents would think I went insane and I would, and they'd send me off to the asylum.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:22 AM]: Where I'd die.
LinKantero [12:23 AM]: ;__;
Goldenfirebirdm [12:23 AM]: Woah. It rhymed.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:23 AM]: Lolz.
LinKantero [12:23 AM]: -_-
LinKantero [12:23 AM]: ok..I'm going to go back to snuggling with the one thing I hold dearest in my heart
Goldenfirebirdm [12:23 AM]: =3
LinKantero [12:23 AM]: **snuggles with his Meo**
LinKantero [12:24 AM]: **puuuuurrr =3**
Goldenfirebirdm [12:24 AM]: -nyaaaaa~
Goldenfirebirdm [12:24 AM]: -snuggles her Chris tightly-
LinKantero [12:24 AM]: -_-
LinKantero [12:24 AM]: I swear..
LinKantero [12:24 AM]: I always have the perfect music
LinKantero [12:24 AM]: Fukai Mori from Inuyasha ^_^
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: YAY INUYASHA.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: He's sexy.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: =3
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: ....
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: But.
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: YOUR MINE
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: AND NOBODY ELSE CAN HAVE YOU.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: NOT EVEN THE ARBYS CHICKEN LADY.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: WEEEEEEEEE
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: -glomp-
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: ^_^ <3
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: that was so funny
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: I went back again
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: and she was there
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: and she was more flirtatious than ever..
Goldenfirebirdm [12:25 AM]: O_o
LinKantero [12:25 AM]: and I told her I have a girlfriend, who I love more than anything..
LinKantero [12:26 AM]: and..
LinKantero [12:26 AM]: she went pale..
Goldenfirebirdm [12:26 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LinKantero [12:26 AM]: and I haven't seen her since >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:26 AM]: That's sad.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:26 AM]: But funny.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:26 AM]: XDD
LinKantero [12:26 AM]: lol
Goldenfirebirdm [12:26 AM]: I went and bragged to my friends that I had a boyfriend that could drive and they didn't care less.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:26 AM]: XD
LinKantero [12:26 AM]: -_-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:26 AM]: [Grey Eyes] thinks we're sweet, though. n_n
LinKantero [12:26 AM]: yay! ^_^
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: I call you my megan hunny when I talk to them about you
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:27 AM]: Awwww!
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: gogo Ranma 1/2
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:27 AM]: =o?
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: that's where I got it form
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: from*
Goldenfirebirdm [12:27 AM]: Ah.
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: Ukio
Goldenfirebirdm [12:27 AM]: n_n
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: the big spatula lady
Goldenfirebirdm [12:27 AM]: Miss Jynxy put you in her house.
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: ?
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: really?
Goldenfirebirdm [12:27 AM]: Yeah!
LinKantero [12:27 AM]: **scurries off to see**
LinKantero [12:28 AM]: did she really scare me on AIM once?
Goldenfirebirdm [12:28 AM]: Look at the botom.
LinKantero [12:28 AM]: I don't remember o_O
Goldenfirebirdm [12:28 AM]: XXDD
Goldenfirebirdm [12:28 AM]: I don't know.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:28 AM]: You're last on her list.
LinKantero [12:28 AM]: [Zakon] Meo's hubby! Hee hee hee... I said Hubby... xD He reminds me a lot of Meo, which is probably why they're together.. it's so CUTE. God. *dies of cuteness*
Goldenfirebirdm [12:28 AM]: Yes.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:28 AM]: XDD
LinKantero [12:29 AM]: we're cute
LinKantero [12:29 AM]: and I can't help but smile
Goldenfirebirdm [12:29 AM]: We're more than cute.
LinKantero [12:29 AM]: ^_^;
Goldenfirebirdm [12:29 AM]: I've been smiling or laughing my head off this whole convo.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:29 AM]: Seriously.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:29 AM]: 'cept when I broke out in a coughing fit.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:29 AM]: n___n;
LinKantero [12:29 AM]: ^_^
LinKantero [12:29 AM]: that's good
LinKantero [12:30 AM]: ok
LinKantero [12:30 AM]: I just HAVE to ask
Goldenfirebirdm [12:30 AM]: I've been sick sense the twelfth.
LinKantero [12:30 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:30 AM]: Yes?
LinKantero [12:30 AM]: do you...ere...
LinKantero [12:30 AM]: err*
LinKantero [12:30 AM]: "own my sex" ???
Goldenfirebirdm [12:30 AM]: ...No idea.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:30 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
LinKantero [12:30 AM]: **points to the thingie**
LinKantero [12:30 AM]: don't ask >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:30 AM]: I'm not sure what that means, exactly.
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: neither do I..
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: but..
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: I think..
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: she keeps his Testicles in a bottle in her house on ET
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:31 AM]: Probably.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:31 AM]: XDD
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: woah
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: >_>
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: that
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: is
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: freaky
LinKantero [12:31 AM]: O_O
Goldenfirebirdm [12:31 AM]: She's 'going out' with him.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:31 AM]: Somehow, without dating, they're going out.
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: hrm
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: are we going out?
Goldenfirebirdm [12:32 AM]: I just don't get it.
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: o_O
Goldenfirebirdm [12:32 AM]: o_O
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: or dating
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: or..
Goldenfirebirdm [12:32 AM]: I don't think so.
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: married
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:32 AM]: We're just insanely in love.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:32 AM]: We're married.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:32 AM]: n_n
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: that works for me
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: ^_^
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: I had a dream last night about you
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: (like every other night)
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: but..
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: this one was special
LinKantero [12:32 AM]: ^_^
Goldenfirebirdm [12:32 AM]: I haven't dreamed in so long.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:33 AM]: Except this one dream...
Goldenfirebirdm [12:33 AM]: Of Zim, covered in blood, standing over Dib's carcass.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:33 AM]: ._.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:33 AM]: That's how much of a rabid fangirl I am.
LinKantero [12:33 AM]: o_O
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: well.
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: if that makes you a fangirl
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: then..
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: I'm DEFFINATLY a fanboy of you
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: >_>
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: because that dream..
Goldenfirebirdm [12:34 AM]: I'm a fangirl of you.
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: made my year
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: ^_^
Goldenfirebirdm [12:34 AM]: =D
Goldenfirebirdm [12:34 AM]: Really?
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: it was this passionate thing...
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: of us meeting
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: and hugging
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: and walking down some street
Goldenfirebirdm [12:34 AM]: XD
Goldenfirebirdm [12:34 AM]: Some street.
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: holding hands...and we emited this golden glow
LinKantero [12:34 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:35 AM]: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
LinKantero [12:35 AM]: and we never left each other's side
Goldenfirebirdm [12:35 AM]: We never will!
Goldenfirebirdm [12:35 AM]: As a famous quote says...
Goldenfirebirdm [12:35 AM]: 'Death cannot stop true love. It can only...delay it for a while'
LinKantero [12:35 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:35 AM]: where have I seen that >_<
LinKantero [12:35 AM]: somewhere in ET
LinKantero [12:35 AM]: o_O
Goldenfirebirdm [12:35 AM]: I saw it in someones ET house too,
Goldenfirebirdm [12:35 AM]: O_o
LinKantero [12:35 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:36 AM]: wow
LinKantero [12:36 AM]: even other people think we're alike >_>
LinKantero [12:36 AM]: that's really cool ^_^
Goldenfirebirdm [12:36 AM]: XD
Goldenfirebirdm [12:36 AM]: Emily?
LinKantero [12:36 AM]: yes
LinKantero [12:36 AM]: ^_^
Goldenfirebirdm [12:36 AM]: n_n
Goldenfirebirdm [12:37 AM]: Well, if anyone didn't think we were alike...
Goldenfirebirdm [12:37 AM]: They'd be less observant than me.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:37 AM]: n_n
LinKantero [12:37 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:37 AM]: hrm..
LinKantero [12:37 AM]: I'm worried -_-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:38 AM]: About what, dearest? The fact that I can't hit backspace anymore?
LinKantero [12:38 AM]: I'm afraid I'm going to be a bum in life -_-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:38 AM]: O_______o
LinKantero [12:38 AM]: my grades suck >_<
Goldenfirebirdm [12:38 AM]: I got 3 cs.
LinKantero [12:38 AM]: like..suckier than suck >_<
Goldenfirebirdm [12:38 AM]: A b.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:38 AM]: And 2 as.
LinKantero [12:38 AM]: see..
LinKantero [12:38 AM]: last term
LinKantero [12:38 AM]: I got an F
LinKantero [12:38 AM]: >_<
Goldenfirebirdm [12:38 AM]: ;___;
LinKantero [12:38 AM]: in AP Biology...my FAVORITE CLASS
Goldenfirebirdm [12:38 AM]: AP?
Goldenfirebirdm [12:38 AM]: O_o
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: Advanced Placement
Goldenfirebirdm [12:39 AM]: Oh.
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: it's all because of homework >_<
Goldenfirebirdm [12:39 AM]: Is that good or bad?
Goldenfirebirdm [12:39 AM]: o-o
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: good
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: it's college level
Goldenfirebirdm [12:39 AM]: XD
Goldenfirebirdm [12:39 AM]: WEEEEEEEEEE.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:39 AM]: I don't have Biology.
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: so..
Goldenfirebirdm [12:39 AM]: ;_;
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: I'm afraid..
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: that if we ever go beyond being insanly in love
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: I won't be able to support you ;__;
Goldenfirebirdm [12:39 AM]: O_o
LinKantero [12:39 AM]: surprisingly..
LinKantero [12:40 AM]: things like this..
LinKantero [12:40 AM]: cross my mind
LinKantero [12:40 AM]: about ten times an hour
LinKantero [12:40 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:40 AM]: I HAVE A PLAN.
LinKantero [12:40 AM]: get good grades
LinKantero [12:40 AM]: -_-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:40 AM]: I can marry Bill Gates, make it so he puts all his money in his will to me, and then I descreetly kill him and get the money and marry you.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:40 AM]: =D
Goldenfirebirdm [12:40 AM]: It's flawlesS!
LinKantero [12:40 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:41 AM]: cept I have to wait for you to return
LinKantero [12:41 AM]: and I don't like waiting >(
Goldenfirebirdm [12:41 AM]: Me either.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:41 AM]: I am the worlds most impatient human being.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:41 AM]: Haha.
LinKantero [12:41 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:41 AM]: I doubt it
Goldenfirebirdm [12:41 AM]: Wow.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:41 AM]: This episode of FMA is really sad.
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: FMA..
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: wait..
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: don't tell me
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: I'll get it
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: >_>
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: FMA
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: Future Mother Assassins?
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH,
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: No.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: n____________n
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: Full
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: Metal
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: Fat Mooing Asses?
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: Alchemist.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: SAHHAFHSHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: No.
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: ok
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: -_-
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: I watched one episode
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: and loved it
Goldenfirebirdm [12:42 AM]: I'm hyper because I ate pie.
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: and haven't watched it since
LinKantero [12:42 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:43 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LinKantero [12:43 AM]: I just..don't watch things anymore
LinKantero [12:43 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:43 AM]: ;_;
LinKantero [12:43 AM]: the only thing I do on my tv is play games
Goldenfirebirdm [12:43 AM]: I watch it too much.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:43 AM]: n_m
LinKantero [12:43 AM]: woah
Goldenfirebirdm [12:43 AM]: I play video games too much.
LinKantero [12:43 AM]: =O
LinKantero [12:43 AM]: no one can play Video games too much
LinKantero [12:43 AM]: no worries there hun
Goldenfirebirdm [12:43 AM]: XD
Goldenfirebirdm [12:44 AM]: I wanna play FFCC.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:44 AM]: REALLY badly.
LinKantero [12:44 AM]: then go?
Goldenfirebirdm [12:44 AM]: Y'know, one reason I want doughnuts is beacuse I watched Backseat Drivers from Beyond the stars.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:44 AM]: The tallest are wolfing down doughnuts the whole time.
LinKantero [12:44 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: hrm
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: BEHOLD
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: **morphs into a wolf**
Goldenfirebirdm [12:45 AM]: =o
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: =3
Goldenfirebirdm [12:45 AM]: =0
Goldenfirebirdm [12:45 AM]: -morphs into a...moogle furre thing-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:45 AM]: Nya~
Goldenfirebirdm [12:45 AM]: o_O
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: XD
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: lol
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: I don't think I should say that
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:45 AM]: Why?
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: would go against too many animal rules
LinKantero [12:45 AM]: >_>
Goldenfirebirdm [12:45 AM]: ..Say what?
LinKantero [12:46 AM]: nooothing
LinKantero [12:46 AM]: =D
Goldenfirebirdm [12:46 AM]: O_o
Goldenfirebirdm [12:46 AM]: -turns into a white wolf with dark and light brown paws and tip of tail-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:46 AM]: HAHAH.
LinKantero [12:46 AM]: wow
LinKantero [12:46 AM]: >_>
LinKantero [12:46 AM]: **snuggles**
Goldenfirebirdm [12:46 AM]: -licks his face-
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: ^_^
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: I can play this game ^_^
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: **nibbles on her ear**
Goldenfirebirdm [12:47 AM]: -sticks her nose in his ear-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:47 AM]: -snorts loudly-
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: LOl
Goldenfirebirdm [12:47 AM]: n_n
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: OMG
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: LOL!
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: I can't breathe!!!
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: LOL!!!
Goldenfirebirdm [12:47 AM]: XDDDDDDDDD
LinKantero [12:47 AM]: I just got the BEST VISUAL
Goldenfirebirdm [12:48 AM]: ME TOO
LinKantero [12:48 AM]: these two wolves just loving each other to death
Goldenfirebirdm [12:48 AM]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LinKantero [12:48 AM]: then..
LinKantero [12:48 AM]: boom
LinKantero [12:48 AM]: SNORT!
Goldenfirebirdm [12:48 AM]: And the other one does an anime fall
LinKantero [12:48 AM]: lol
Goldenfirebirdm [12:48 AM]: While I go n_n;
LinKantero [12:48 AM]: **huge sweat drop*8
LinKantero [12:48 AM]: stupid eight..it haunts me >_<
Goldenfirebirdm [12:48 AM]: AAAH
Goldenfirebirdm [12:48 AM]: -eats it-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:48 AM]: o-o
LinKantero [12:49 AM]: I jsut sneazed..
LinKantero [12:49 AM]: again
LinKantero [12:49 AM]: and hurt my back
Goldenfirebirdm [12:49 AM]: Gezundheit.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:49 AM]: I hurt my back on the 12th/
LinKantero [12:49 AM]: =O
Goldenfirebirdm [12:49 AM]: And everytime I coughed, or breathed, I hurt my back.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:50 AM]: I still do.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:50 AM]: ;_;
LinKantero [12:50 AM]: ;_;
LinKantero [12:50 AM]: **massages** or however you spell that
Goldenfirebirdm [12:50 AM]: -hugs wildly-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:51 AM]: This poor kid. He got his arm and leg cut off.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:51 AM]: on FMA.
LinKantero [12:51 AM]: o_O
Goldenfirebirdm [12:51 AM]: It was...very graphic, to say the least.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:51 AM]: Mmm, blood. =9
LinKantero [12:52 AM]: o_O
LinKantero [12:52 AM]: my tummy hurts **big puppy dog eyes**
Goldenfirebirdm [12:53 AM]: -fixes it-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:53 AM]: Eat or use the bathroom.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:53 AM]: o-o
LinKantero [12:53 AM]: -_-
Goldenfirebirdm [12:54 AM]: -attempts to make him feel better-
LinKantero [12:54 AM]: ^_^
LinKantero [12:54 AM]: I <3 you
LinKantero [12:54 AM]: oh so much
Goldenfirebirdm [12:54 AM]: Same here...<3
Goldenfirebirdm [12:56 AM]: OMG THIS IS A GREAT SONIC RELATED JOKE.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:56 AM]: Why did Sonic give eggman 100 rings?
LinKantero [12:56 AM]: erm..
LinKantero [12:56 AM]: no idea
Goldenfirebirdm [12:56 AM]: SO HE WOULD GET A LIFE
Goldenfirebirdm [12:56 AM]: Badabum pshhh!
LinKantero [12:56 AM]: LOL
LinKantero [12:56 AM]: that's actually quite amusing
Goldenfirebirdm [12:56 AM]: I didn't get it for a LOOOOOOONG time.
LinKantero [12:57 AM]: lol
Goldenfirebirdm [12:59 AM]: I found this poem on deviant art.
Goldenfirebirdm [12:59 AM]: I love you.
I like you well.
No light.
No light for me.
No light for you.
I do not love humans.
I do not like my family.

I do not think.
I do not have a heart.
I'm cold.
I'm a monster in the home.
I'm a monster in my heart.
I don't have my friends.
I love you.

You think.
You have a heart.
You are not cold.
You detest the monster in the home.
You detest the monster in my heart.
You have my friends.
You love me.It's wierd...eah.
LinKantero [1:00 AM]: o_O
Goldenfirebirdm [1:01 AM]: n___m
Goldenfirebirdm [1:01 AM]: *n___n
Goldenfirebirdm [1:03 AM]: I'm really cold and really tired...
LinKantero [1:03 AM]: -_
LinKantero [1:03 AM]: then go to bed hun
LinKantero [1:03 AM]: I don't want to keep you
LinKantero [1:03 AM]: go now
Goldenfirebirdm [1:03 AM]: I'll be back tomorrow!
LinKantero [1:03 AM]: gnight love
Goldenfirebirdm [1:03 AM]: Goodnight, love!
LinKantero [1:03 AM]: ^_^
LinKantero [1:03 AM]: <3
Goldenfirebirdm [1:04 AM]: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu and I'll talk to you tomorrow~
LinKantero [1:04 AM]: k
LinKantero [1:04 AM]: good night's rest
LinKantero [1:04 AM]: ^_^
Goldenfirebirdm [1:04 AM]: You too, hun.
LinKantero signed off at 1:04 AM

OMG WTF LOL BBQ.

Go to my Deviant Art account. >=(

www.darkfiredraco.deviantart.com

YOU will be quizzed on thissssss. >(

Hmm....

I'm bored and cold.

But my feet feel burned.

Perhaps I should remove them from the space heater?

Hmmm....I'm bored. And my computer won't lemme post up pictures on anything but Oekakis. ;_; Kbai.

Haha. My name is Japanese and means 'I am a Demon of Stone.' i pwn joo all with your names like Bob.

Watashi wa Yasha no Ishi=I am a demon of stone.