Where is everyone...I know Alyssa can only get on at the Ag Farm, and Frances is usually on at home, and Jerrica's just hardly ever on, and Sydney's usually on, but she hasn't been recently. Hmm.....Let's go figure out this mystery...

Oh, nevermind...

ROAAAAAAAR!!!!

I love filling in a diary entry at random intervals!

Frances isn't smarter than this diary entry...




Got.ya.!.

I...........


Feel........


Odd......

OH YEAH! Layered Jell-O Salad In A Bottle!

So, In first hour, Mr. Hiles was teaching us about frameset pages in Web Page Design class. I, who was shockingly half paying attention, heard the words "Layered Jell-O Salad". I, who had earlier this school year conducted an expariment on Jell-O in a bottle, got a great idea. And I call it:


LAYERED JELL-O SALAD IN A BOTTLE!!!

Here's how it goes:

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Top Layer - Jell-O of any flavor.
__________________

2nd Layer - A Layer of those deliciously great Skittles.
__________________

3rd Layer - A layer of a mixture of M&M's and peanut butter goodness.
_________________

4th Layer - A layer filled with the meat of your choice. (Ex: Chicken, Pork, Beef, etc.)
_________________

Bottom Layer - A layer of Jell-O of a different flavor than the top layer

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

All of this, in an empty Mt. Dew bottle, just because Mt. Dew is great.


It'll be a #1 Best Seller in Gas Stations EVERYWHERE!!!



I Rule.

--------------------------------------------------------------

Wow.....




Personal SECRET diary entry.....AMAZING!



Oh, wait.....nevermind.

Just thought it'd be appropriate for me to make an entry for Valentinesmasbirtheasterpassover day.

And here's a little song.....

(It's a comedy song, so don't take it seriously...)
"Kill a Kitten" - By Stephen Lynch

when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if you,
kill a kitten

feed it turpin-tine
or break its spine,
crush it with your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten

if the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you more if you
kill a kitten
and i quote the bible cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye must
kill a kitten"

flush him down the can,
hit him with your van,
throw him at a train,
make him snort cocaine,
drown him in a lake,
bake a kitty cake,
sick some TNT,
up his cat booty,
do what you must do,
as long as you
kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy
if the thought makes you feel quzzy
grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten


meow





Ok. Bye!!!

..Ry..

WOW!!! I have nothing to do.....and, once again, I'm bored.


Why am I always so bored? Am I boring or is everything just boring? Ooh.....I sound a-smart! And uhhh...






.....





.





Hmm.......Well, gotta go find some more words of smart to put in this journal entry.



Have a fantasticalisticly aweful day!

Ooh.....

For those of you who don't know and could probably care less, I've been sick the past could of days....


Oh, and yesterday, me and my dear friend, Kiarrahka, were talking on the phone about plotting a way to get her back down here.....Need tips!



Uh....



Ok....BYE!

.Ry.

[insert awesome diary entry here]

Today, will go down in the bottomless pit we call history.



Today, at 12:34 a.m., the reigning dictator of uh....Garmsal, Le Pouf, was found dead at his huge mansion. Witnesses say that it was quite nice to be with peace. For the past 12 years, Le Pouf dominated the country and killed a bunch of people...are they even people? Anywho, the statement from the temple priests say that he was shot, stabbed, and strangled...all at the same time! Someone saw a man walk out of the mansion at 12:40 and speedily got away on thier horse-drawn carrage. Will justice ever be found for the dictator's spirit? Who knows....Stay tuned for more information.


Sad, ain't it?

Ryan.
Was.
Here.
And..





OVER THERE!!!

Today...or yesterday, I guess.....the administration took away mah bees, waffles, and the Le Pouf. It's bologna.....or ham, or turkey.....but, I can't do nothing about it besides getting the pictures again.........


Ryan.
Has.
No.
Waffles.
.
.
.

HELLO!!! Today me a friend who shall remain stupid....I mean nameless...got bored. Now, I know this happens often and all but today we took it to a new extreme. So, there was this lady bug...and a blue marker. The lady bug landed on Alys.....that nameless person, and she proceded to hold it. About the end of lunch, I decided that I wanted to draw a smily face on this lady bug. So, I did. Now, it's pretty, happy, and poralisized from the wings down.


Ryan.
Was.








Here?

Dum deee dum. I hate my computer. Not this one, the piece of it at home. I mean, what does "Out of Frequency" mean??? I miss mah homestarrunner.com. I hope i get the strongbad_email.exe DVD boxed set for christmas!


In conclousure.....this is dumb and boring.


Ryan.
was.
over there!!!.

*Siiiiiiiigh*

Today (and Monday...or was it Tuesday?) have sucked...really bad. People suck. Screw it.



Ryan.
Was.
*sigh*

Woah........so much for ding this daily. =P I'm sick with a stupid cold, and I havn't been to school in 2 days......livin the sick (literately) life. Aaaahhhhcooo!!!!!



Ryan.
Was.
*COUGH*.......
.
.
.
.
.
Ugh....=(

We're in class right now. We = Kiarrahka, Melia, and I, We're being stupid. Horrah!!! MUP Returns! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!


Ryan.
Was.
Here.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
  WheeeEEE!!!

Oooh.....wow......I'm so cool!


Oh. Today I put a new pic on my page...."Seh 'Ello to my lil flapjack!!!":P I would put incriminating info about a certain Syd and her infactuation....(I'm soooooo dead when she's able to get on. :P) But I'm not mean, so I won't. Anyways.....got PSAT's tomorrow....wish me luck...........................OR DIE!!!!!


MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Ry.
Was.
Here.
.
.
.
.So was Mr. Flapjack!!! <3<3<3<3

Oh, and my hands taste like clay.....:\

This will be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong diary entry.




The.End.


Ryan.
Was.
Here.
.
.
.