:ooooo

Heh, my quotes from last year. :)


"Look! JELL-O in a bottle......!" - Me
"How are you gonna eat it though?" - Casey

"...We're going to read, and then at random, I will stop and ask "What are you thinking?" - Mr. Katchites, Geometry teacher. "That this is boring." - Me in reply.

"Let's highlight this monkey!" - Kiarrahka and I bored on the bus.

"If you value any of your external appendages, you will shut up." - Miaye threatening me....again...

"You know I can still strangle you from here." - Miaye

*Squeaky noises on the other line*
".........what are you doing?" - Me
"It's not me! It's my sissors....thay're raping your phone." - Kiarrahka
"That's......pleasent.....?" - Me
"Hehehehehe!!!" - Kiarrahka
"I feel violated......." - Me
"You mean your phone feels violated?" - Kiarrahka

"You know, I thought you were dense, she's at a whole nother end of the rainbow......I mean spectrum." - me talking to Kiarrahka about some chick.

"I'm gonna be a stripper when I'm older. Think about all the money I could make in THREE weeks!" - Kiarrahka
"Yeah! You could buy me all the parts for my car!" - Me in response
"And I will!" - Kiarrahka in response to that.
"It's like a friend with benefits without the ahem." - Me
"HAHA!!!" - Kiarrahka
"Even better, you're like a prostitute that you don't have to sleep with!" - Me

"Hehehe.....truck bed." - Kiarrahka
"Hmm.....don't even say it." - Me
"What, I know a couple of people who've done that in a truck bed" - Kiarrahka
[insert stupid look here] - Me
"What? Me? NEVER!" - Kiarrahka
"....well there was this one time..." - Kiarrahka
"I should have known this was comming" - Me

"On Elftown, you always write the quotes of me being evil." - Miaye
".......And?" - Me
"You never write anything I say that actually is intelligent." - Miaye
"That's cause you never say anything inteligent...." - Me

"You should see me trying to go down the stairs everymorning..." - Kiarrahka
*I get a visual picture of her stomping down the satirs, tripping and falling head first down the rest of the steps.*
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" - Me.

"I'm going to get you one of those for your birthday or Christmas" - Kiarrahka
-in a small voice- "...I will love you forever..." - Me.

"Look....it's your love child!" - Miaye
"It likes Mt. Dew too!" - Me
-a few minuets pass-
"Let's color it with this blue marker!!!" - Me
"..." - Miaye

"Like what?" - Me
"Nothing you need to know..." - Kiarrahka
"...But I have a feeling you're going to tell me anyways..." - Me

"You're evil!" - Me
"I'm not evil!" - Miaye
"Oh yeah....sure..." - Me
"I swear to it, I'm not evil!" - Miaye
"In a court of law?" - Me
".....I plee insanity!!" - Miaye
"....Figures...." - Me

"My fish died..." - Kiarrahka
"Which one? The one you tortured?" - Me
"I didn't torture it!" - Kiarrahka
"Oh yeah, seeing how many times you can get your fish sucked up into the filter isn't torture..." - Me
"It's not torture......it's self-ammusement....for me." - Kiarahhka
"Poor fish..." - Me

"The good thing about being here and being a lesbian is that I can act all sexy and lick whipped cream from on top of my coffee and get it for free!" - Kiarrahka
"Dang....if I tried that I'd probly get security called out on me...." - Me
"HAHAHAHA!!!" -Kiarrahka

"You do realize it just took me like 3 months to realize that soon, I'll have a car and I'll be able to come up there and get you and bring you down here." - Me
"HAHAHAHA!" -Kirrahka

"You know what's sad?" -Kiarrahka
"What?" -Me
"You know how you're always talking about "The Short Bus", Well, they don't have that here...that have a refrigerator box, on it's side, painted yellow and the words 'retard' on the side....oh, and there's a hole for your feet." -Kiarrahka
"Haha!!" -Me
"Oh yeah, and while I'm on the subject, there was this girl on my bus that didn't even know how to pronounce her name.......AND SHE WAS RAPPING!!" -Kiarrahka

"We casturated bulls today at the Ag Farm." -Miaye
"Ouch. That's what I call "Teaching the Skills Miaye'll need in the future"......I feel bad for the people you're going to come in contact with in the future." -Me
"And I learned how to keep him still so you can do it!" -Miaye

"I'm actually passing all my classes up here with an A!" -Kiarrahka
"Wow...you leave me and you get smarter! Amazing" -Me.
"No, not really. It's just that the people up here are so slow, that they're doing the stuff we did in like, 8th grade." -Kiarrahka
"Wow!" -Me
"I know, amazing isn't it." -Kiarrahka
"Yeah, the fact that they're so dumb and that you payed attention in the 8th grade are both amazing!" -Me

"You're shunned!!!" - Miaye and I
"What can I do to be un-shunned?" - Jerrica
"You could....hump all the trees in the grassy knoll...for 30 seconds each." - Miaye
"But I'm not Kiarrahka!" - Jerrica
"No, of course you're not. She'd be asked to hump all the people in the knoll." - Miaye
"and she'd do it, too..." - Me

"Hey! Now my cats ride the short bus!" -Miaye
"Why?" -Me
"'Cause they're essentric!" -Miaye
"Oh no! Now all of your pets are gay....Big Blue, Piccaboo, and now Martini and the other one...." -Me
"No...Thay're essentric." -Miaye

"I just don't see you wearing high heels..." -Me
"Well, get ready, I'll be wearing them when I get back." -Kiarrahka
"But....you... the girl that can hardly walk in flat shoes without tripping over her own feet....I can't wait to see you proove me wrong." -Me
"Yeah, it dosn't happen a lot." -Kiarrahka(sacastically)

"You didn't sing the whole song!" -Miaye
"Yes I did!" -Jerrica
"No! You forgot the pouring part! Now get out there and pour woman!" -Miaye
"I'M POURING! I'M POURING!" -Jerrica while procedeing to do the pouring part of the Little Teapot Dance.

"I've found a way to make $500 quick and easy!" -Kiarrahka
"How?" -Me
"There's this underground rave comming up soon an..."
"Darn! I thought it would have something to do with street corners..." -Me
"Hmmm....Should have known that was comming." -Kiarrahka

"Jerrica's friends with the enemy, you're (she's taking to me) probably associating with the enemy, and I hate the enemy." -Miaye
"Who's the enemy?" -Me
"I've only tole you 10 times! We justed talked about her for 10 minuets." -Miaye
"Ohh......I must have forgotten 10 times." -Me

"We're the kind of friends who -" -Kiarrahka
"- can finish eachother's sentences." -Me
"See! You did it, just now!" -Kiarrahka
"Yeah, only cause you say it every time we talk on the phone." -Me

"....Happy Juice" -Miaye
(I laugh like an idiot...)
"That's a great way to say it..." -Me

"I don't know..." -Sydney
"LOOK! A frog!" -Me
"...that's got noting to do with our entire conversation." -Sydney
"I know, but it's a frog! JUMP FROG, JUMP!!!" -Me
"It's not going to hop at your request." -Sydney
"Then I'll poke it with a stick!" -Me
"Oh, lord..." -Sydney
"Ooh!!! RIBIT YOU STUPID FROG!!!" -Me
"They only ribit when they want to get laid." - Sydney
"Hmm....don't that sound familiar?" -Me
"HAHAHAAHA!" -Sydney

"Why are you trying to attack my ear with that french fry?!" - Syd

"Bring it on! I can handle anything!" - Syd
[...Miaye begins reciting very detailed and uh...graphic parts of her stories..]
[-5 minuets pass-]
"OK! I GIVE UP!" - Syd
"Aww man, why?" - Miaye
"It's hetero!" - Syd

"Maybe I should go to college..." - Syd
"Why the change of heart?" - Me
"I could major in photography." - Syd
"You can really major in porn?" - Me
"HAHAHA!!" - Syd

"You know what I just figured out?" - Me
"What?" - Syd
"..that we kill cows to make burgers and then you their own milk to make the cheese to put on top of the burgers....and it's only taken me 16 years to realize this." - Me
"Observant...." -Syd

"Whipped Cream in a can....mmm..." - Syd
"Not only can the airisol from the spray can get you high, the contents can be used for various kinky acts of naughtyness." - Me
"Haha!!! There's cheese comming out of my nose!" -Syd
"HAHA!" - Me

"It's not a Ryan quote unless it ends in "HAHAHA"..." - Syd

"...and they caught it all on camera, too!" -Syd
"At least it was legal..." - Me
"Atleast you were clothed..." - Miaye

"Describe the images to me" -Miaye
"No!" -Me
"awwww" -Miaye
"ewwww, now I need to go take a shower!" -Me
*Squeek* -Miaye
"Don't squeek!" Me


"What kind of images" -Miaye
"To much information type of images!" -me
*Squeek* -Miaye
"Not squeek, ewwww!" -Me


"I can see I'm going to have nightmares tonight" -Me
"You might call them nightmares, but I call them wet dreams." -Miaye

"Eww....I don't want to know about these things..." -Me
"What things?" -Miaye
"All those things about him (****) about how he feels and smells and the joy you get from watching him bend over..." -Me
"HEHEHE!" -Miaye
"Thanks to you I feel like I know him like the back of my hand, and I dont....and that's sad." -Me.

"I was like turn around to him and then I thought, "Hey, Why turn around, I got a good view of THAT on this side!". And I was all SQUEAK!!!" -Miaye (speaking about ****)
"I think I know what you mean by THAT, but I'm not going to ask to make sure it is what I think it is." -Me
(In a long, drawnout voice) "PEEEEEEENNIIIISS!" -Miaye

"Now, Thanks to Julius Caesar, When I die, I'm going to say "Then Fall, Ryan." then cover my face so no one can see me die." -Me
"Yeah, then your going to uncover your face and yell "GOT YA!"..." -Frances

Moving this here, to make some room!

Some random survey Sydney made me do.


01. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
  Uhhh.....Syd...Just because.
02. Am I loveable?
  Yes! Very much so!
03. How long have you known me?
  Since 7th grade (or so)
04. When and where did we first meet?
  In class I do believe.
05. What was your first impression?
  That you were freaking crazy.
06. Do you still think that way about me now?
  Yeah....pretty much.
07. What do you think my weakness is?
  Uhh......I dunno.
08. Do you think I'll ever get married?
  Probly not, you friggen pimp.
09. What makes me happy?
  Hot lesbian action....:P
10. What makes me sad?
  Not getting hot lesbian action.
11. What reminds you of me?
  A big, pink and purple fluffy ball.
12. What is my best quality?
  Uh.....your ability to say something that makes
absolutly NO sence, but yet fits perfectly.
13. How well do you think you know me?
  Really good, sometimes too good.
14. When's the last time you saw me?
  The last weekend you were down here.
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
  No, I've told you everything
16. Do you think that I could kill someone?
  Uh.....probly, but I don't think you would....you'd just torture them.
17. Who would play me in a movie?
  Jenna Jameson....'nuff said.
18. If I were to be a color, what one would I be?
  Fuzzy. (purple)
19. Describe me in one word.
  Slow.
20. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger, weaker, or staying the same?
  Stronger!
21. Do you think that I am stubborn?
  No, I can get anything out of you.
22. Do you think I am pretty?
  Yes.
23. What were my first words to you?
  I don't remember....
24. Would you room with me?
  No.....no, no, no, no, no. (But I still loves you.)
25. If I ran away, what would you do?
  Wonder where you went.
26. Are you going to send this back and see what I say about you?
  Sure!

I like my new image on my page, it's nice!



Wait, it RULES ALL OF YOU PEOPLES' SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!



MUAHAHA!

Where is everyone...I know Alyssa can only get on at the Ag Farm, and Frances is usually on at home, and Jerrica's just hardly ever on, and Sydney's usually on, but she hasn't been recently. Hmm.....Let's go figure out this mystery...

Oh, nevermind...

ROAAAAAAAR!!!!

I love filling in a diary entry at random intervals!

Frances isn't smarter than this diary entry...




Got.ya.!.

I...........


Feel........


Odd......

OH YEAH! Layered Jell-O Salad In A Bottle!

So, In first hour, Mr. Hiles was teaching us about frameset pages in Web Page Design class. I, who was shockingly half paying attention, heard the words "Layered Jell-O Salad". I, who had earlier this school year conducted an expariment on Jell-O in a bottle, got a great idea. And I call it:


LAYERED JELL-O SALAD IN A BOTTLE!!!

Here's how it goes:

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Top Layer - Jell-O of any flavor.
__________________

2nd Layer - A Layer of those deliciously great Skittles.
__________________

3rd Layer - A layer of a mixture of M&M's and peanut butter goodness.
_________________

4th Layer - A layer filled with the meat of your choice. (Ex: Chicken, Pork, Beef, etc.)
_________________

Bottom Layer - A layer of Jell-O of a different flavor than the top layer

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

All of this, in an empty Mt. Dew bottle, just because Mt. Dew is great.


It'll be a #1 Best Seller in Gas Stations EVERYWHERE!!!



I Rule.

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Wow.....




Personal SECRET diary entry.....AMAZING!



Oh, wait.....nevermind.

Just thought it'd be appropriate for me to make an entry for Valentinesmasbirtheasterpassover day.

And here's a little song.....

(It's a comedy song, so don't take it seriously...)
"Kill a Kitten" - By Stephen Lynch

when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if you,
kill a kitten

feed it turpin-tine
or break its spine,
crush it with your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten

if the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you more if you
kill a kitten
and i quote the bible cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye must
kill a kitten"

flush him down the can,
hit him with your van,
throw him at a train,
make him snort cocaine,
drown him in a lake,
bake a kitty cake,
sick some TNT,
up his cat booty,
do what you must do,
as long as you
kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy
if the thought makes you feel quzzy
grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten


meow





Ok. Bye!!!

..Ry..

WOW!!! I have nothing to do.....and, once again, I'm bored.


Why am I always so bored? Am I boring or is everything just boring? Ooh.....I sound a-smart! And uhhh...






.....





.





Hmm.......Well, gotta go find some more words of smart to put in this journal entry.



Have a fantasticalisticly aweful day!

Ooh.....

For those of you who don't know and could probably care less, I've been sick the past could of days....


Oh, and yesterday, me and my dear friend, Kiarrahka, were talking on the phone about plotting a way to get her back down here.....Need tips!



Uh....



Ok....BYE!

.Ry.

[insert awesome diary entry here]

Today, will go down in the bottomless pit we call history.



Today, at 12:34 a.m., the reigning dictator of uh....Garmsal, Le Pouf, was found dead at his huge mansion. Witnesses say that it was quite nice to be with peace. For the past 12 years, Le Pouf dominated the country and killed a bunch of people...are they even people? Anywho, the statement from the temple priests say that he was shot, stabbed, and strangled...all at the same time! Someone saw a man walk out of the mansion at 12:40 and speedily got away on thier horse-drawn carrage. Will justice ever be found for the dictator's spirit? Who knows....Stay tuned for more information.


Sad, ain't it?

Ryan.
Was.
Here.
And..





OVER THERE!!!

Today...or yesterday, I guess.....the administration took away mah bees, waffles, and the Le Pouf. It's bologna.....or ham, or turkey.....but, I can't do nothing about it besides getting the pictures again.........


Ryan.
Has.
No.
Waffles.
.
.
.

HELLO!!! Today me a friend who shall remain stupid....I mean nameless...got bored. Now, I know this happens often and all but today we took it to a new extreme. So, there was this lady bug...and a blue marker. The lady bug landed on Alys.....that nameless person, and she proceded to hold it. About the end of lunch, I decided that I wanted to draw a smily face on this lady bug. So, I did. Now, it's pretty, happy, and poralisized from the wings down.


Ryan.
Was.








Here?

Dum deee dum. I hate my computer. Not this one, the piece of it at home. I mean, what does "Out of Frequency" mean??? I miss mah homestarrunner.com. I hope i get the strongbad_email.exe DVD boxed set for christmas!


In conclousure.....this is dumb and boring.


Ryan.
was.
over there!!!.

*Siiiiiiiigh*

Today (and Monday...or was it Tuesday?) have sucked...really bad. People suck. Screw it.



Ryan.
Was.
*sigh*

Woah........so much for ding this daily. =P I'm sick with a stupid cold, and I havn't been to school in 2 days......livin the sick (literately) life. Aaaahhhhcooo!!!!!



Ryan.
Was.
*COUGH*.......
.
.
.
.
.
Ugh....=(