Oh my freaking GAH!!!!! I just watched the new RHCP music video for Hump de Bump and I'm uber-unhappy. It's not that its a bad music video, it's just that John did the unimaginable... He CUT his gorgeous long curly locks of hair off. WHY? *falls onto knees and curses the forces that compelled him to do such thing*

I posted more pictures of him with long hair because 1) I like the long hair, and 2) I could only find one picture of him with the short hair from this year.

Before:








See, his uber-smexiness that his hair gives him is sooo obvious.

After:



He looks like an older Justin Timberlake!!! Dude this is totally gonna kill my curly hair fetish!!

Howdy everyone! Yeah, just got done with my spring-break thinggy, and now I'm baaaack!! *cue creepy music* So, I was really, really bored *as usual* and decided to go forth into the cold cruel world of cyber-space. But, then I thought better of it and decided to stay here for a while. Any-hoo to the whatever, I was reading Evo's diary and I noticed this link that'll give you your own battle cry. So here's mine *BTW, end creepy music. Cue superhero theme*:

Skulking across the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh ~username~! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

Okay, I finally caved and got a myspace. However, I don' have very many friends there. Give me some names please!!!
Here's mine: http://www.myspace.com/smellycat_phreek

Ummm.... I don't really do this whole diary thinggy really well, hell, look at the last time I made an entry. That was more than a year ago. But I've decided to try it out and maybe.....maybe take it seriously. Hmmm... where do I begin. Oh! Saturday I parked cars again. I know it sounds sucky, and it is, but I get into the games for free, so it's all good! But I realized that there are alot of ignorent people out there who just don't pay attention. I almost got ran over twice!!!!!! How can you not see the girl wearing a neon orange vest?!? But when I wasn't run from the murdering idiots behind the wheel, I was busy trying to get peoples attention to tell them that you can't park there or you need to be closer to the other car. Most people claimed they couldn't see me. Again, HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THE GIRL IN THE ORANGE VEST?!?!? And for all of my troubles what do I get? A crappy hot dog and a bad sun burn. But Baylor did win, suprizingly.

Decided to be ghetto for today.
hope nun o mah home dawgs relizes that I'm white.
Peace out homies

I ate biskits and sausage for breakfast.