[Definitions]
Adult- a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
beauty parlor- a place hwere women go to curl up and die
chicken- the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead
committee- a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Dust- mud with the juice squeezed out
egotist- someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
handkercheif- cold stotage
inflamation- cutting money in half without damaging the paper
mosquito- an insect that makes you fly better
rasin- grape with sunburn
secret- something you tell to one person at a time
skeleton- a bunch of bones with the person scraped off
toothache- the pain that drives you to extraction
tomorrow- one of the greatest labour saving devices of today
yawn- an honest opinion openly expressed
there's more coming
THE DONKEY
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quietened down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less
NOW --------
Enough of that crap . . .
The donkey later came back, and beat the sh*t out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
Sound Track to my life
Opening song: Blink-182- All the small things
Waking up: Clocks-Coldpla
Theme Music: Blink-182- Give me one good reason
First date: Blink-182- Please Take me home
First kiss: Jimmy Eat World-Polaris
Falling in love: Travis- SIng
Seeing an old love: Blink-182- Dammit
Heartbreak: Blink-182- Dysentry Gary
Driving fast: Jimmy Eat World- Nothing Wrong
Getting ready to go out: Blink-182- First Date
Dancing at a club: Blink-182- Violence
Flirting: Blink-182- Josie
Feeling sexy: Blink-182- allways
Walking alone in the rain: Blink-182-Adam
Missing someone: Blink-182- Im miss you
Summer vacation: Blink-182- The rock show
Fighting with someone:Green Day- Homecoming
Thinking back: Jimmy Eat world- kill
Feeling depressed: Blink-182- Roller coaster
Falling asleep: Jimmy Eat World- Get it faster
Closing song: The Goons- The ying tong song
Oh i did this test thingy, didnt really understand it, too many long words......
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Modrate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Comp
URL of the test: http://www.4de
URL for more info: http://www.4de
This is ma favoutite somg at the moo
[Jimmy Eat World-Kill]
i really can't wait for my new album to arrive.
I've been torturing myself with the clips of it on amazon
1) Name: Olivia
2) AKA: Olive
3) Country of living: Scotland
4) Birth date: May 14th 1992
5) Height: dunno
6) Eye color: Hazel
7) Shoe size: 7
8) School: KHS
9) Do you smoke: no thanks
10) Hobby's: guitar, ET, sleeping
11) Brothers/Siste
12) Relationship: No
13) Piercing(s): want my lip peirced
14) Tattoo: i want they lyrics to give me one good reason totooed roud my wrist
15) Favorite Country to go to: France
16) Are there people you wont reply to: yes
17) Nicest person you met this year: [Rattie] or [Mercenes]
18) Person you rather not have met this year: this stupid fat fuck who thinks im her friend but im no
19) Who would you like to meet: Tom DeLonge
20) Who do you admire most: dunno
21) Most sexy person(s): Tom Delonge
22) Favorite Pajamas: red with penguins on them
23) Favorite Car: old Nissan sunny for no reason or Ford Capri
24) Favorite Movie(s): Gotika and the monty Phython films
25) Favorite Music: Punk pop punk rock whatever you call it
26) Favorite City(s): Edinburgh
27) Favorite Plush: wtf is a plush
28) Favorite Clogne: dunno
29) Favorite Magazine: Kerrang!
30) Favorite sound: when you tap on a white board with a ruler
31) Favorite TV-series: CSI or Er
32) Favorite Writer: Garth Nix
33) Favorite Nickname: Olive
34) What all is under your bed: boxes and magazines, not porn tho
35) Favorite color: blood red (o how sinister)
36) Favorite Song ever: Blink-182, Family Reunon
37) Favorite song at this moment: Jimmy Eat World Nothing wrong
38) Favorite food: ice cream, chocolate of course
39) Favorite class in school: Music
40) Favorite drink: Irn Bru
41) Lucky number: dont have one
42) What do you think is greatest about yourself: I'm occasionally funny
43) What deodorant do you use: Sure
44) Favorite shoes: Vans
45) What time do you go to bed on weekdays: 9.00-11.00
46) What word do you use most: like
47) Most romantic moment in your life: I have no romantic moments in my life
48) Most embarassing moment in your life: Too many
49) You spend your time rather inside or outside: inside
50) What do you do in the weekends: Sleep, watch TV, Play guitar, listen to music
51) What class in school do you dislike most: Math or Moden Studies
52) Your Breakfast: nuthin
53) What do you really really dislike to eat: Sea Food
54) Pets: Dogs and cats
55) Laugh or Dream: Laugh
56) Serious or funny: both
57) Fast or slow: both
58) You prefer being alone or have relation: alone
59) Simple or complicated: simple is easy
60) Cremate or Buried when dead: buried
61) Sex or Alcohol: neither
62) Stay up late or go to bed early: Late
63) Light or dark: dark
65) Tall or small girls/guys: tall
66) News paper: never
67) Hug or kiss: hug
68) Happy or Sad: Happy
69) Life or Death: life
70) Left or Right: right
71) What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: why
72) You believe in reincarnation: yup
73) You believe in Aliens: hell yeah
74) When you die, what will be your last words: Looks like im dieing
75) Does true love exist: it might
76) How many kids would u like to have: none
77) What is the one thing you can't stand: when people constantly sniff
78) Best feeling: happyness
79) Worst feeling in the world: the felling of being watched
80) What are you afraid of: falling in love then loosing them
81) Are you an emotional person: somewhat
82) Do you ever cry during a movie: maybe
83) Your goal in life: to eat a swan
84) What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: didnt make one
85) Favorite art-artist: dunno
86) As what animal would you like to reincarnate: a beautiful black horse
87) Favorite Cartoons:Simps
88) Who is your best friend/s: i dont do best friends
89) Boys names (kids): dave
90) Girls names (kids): it
91) Animal: these qusetions make no sense
92) Game(s): Legasy of Kain, soul reiver
93) If you could make your own flavor of toothpaste, what would it be?: chocolate
94) What super hero would you be? wonder woman
95) Make up a word and a meaning to go with it: bleshmen, people with badly bleached hair
96) Do your friends think you're dumb? yea
97) If you met the REAL Santa Claus, what would you wish for: more wishes
I i'll finish it another day
and i know i allready got one of these thingys, but this one is abit different, plus im board
la la la la im a happy pixie
la la la la im a happy pixie
la la la la i i dont know what rhymes with pixie
i really cant spell
Name: Olive
Sex: female
sign: i have no idea
religion: none
Race: Fennish, im fro Fenland, aka chav land, but im no chav
Birthplace: Peterburgh, Camridgshire
Location: Kelso, Scotish Borders
Straight, Gay, or Bi: Straight
Martial Status: Single and looking
Birthdate: 14 may 1992
Age: 12
Height: i dunno
Weight: i'd rather not know
Eye color: green/brown, hazel i suppose
Hair color: brown/red
Left/right/amb
Family: Brother (sadly), Mother and Father
Occupation: high school pupil
Piercings: sadly no, my father wiil not let me, i want ma lip peirced tho
Tattoos: not yet
Languages: English
Fave Bands: Blink-182
Jimmy Eat World
Green Day
My CHemical Romance
Kaiser Chiefs
Simple Plan (u know who u are that mad me interested in this band, and now, i like them)
the new profile is crap but who cares!!!
O and i just bought the Cheshire cat abum, YEAH!!!!! trust it to tkae 10 days to get here.
bad news is im skint again *sobs*
I hate it when u go to read ppls profiles and all it is is song lyrics. what does that tell you about that person. i have song lyrics because the spesific song resembles how i feel. not sure if thats the right long word.
and i hate it when u get questions, and they just go on and on and on and on. tells u fuck all cause, half the ppl wudnt red them
okay, im being abit hipocritical now
im gonna go re-do my profile now!!!!
i'll stick the old 1 in here
i've just realised im totally obsessed with quizilla.com!!
I have to go to Devon again. I hate it, u just get hundreds of old ppl who u've never met before say last time i saw u, u were this high, and my havent u grown. and it allways rains there.
Devon born
Devon bred
thick in the arm
and thick in the head
devon devon glorious devon
rains six days out of seven
im worth exactly: $680,982.00.
on humansforsale.
What genre of rock are you?
Pop punk... I'm not really that fond of you, but you can churn out some good stuff... Old punk doesn't really like you but you couldn't care less...besides it's all about having fun isn't it?
what band from the 80s are you?
Ooooh. You're SO BAD. and you son't want to take shit from anyone. Unfortunately for you, you're going to have to, because your image isn't so much tough as it is hilarious.
God damn u kerrang magazine i hate u u mess me up, i hope u all die in your metal poo
Loner 45%
Goth 0.002%
Drama nerd 30%
Ghetto gangsta 0%
Geek 50%
Punk/Rebel 98%
Stoner 0%
Weirdo 100%
Cool 12%
retarded 50%