One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk..........
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
yea nothing new today just a bunch of random things that are like totaly annoying but beyond that my days pretty well so far besides the fact that i am frusterated because i can't think straight anyway bbl
It costs one skill to learn to speak and understand the spoken language and another skill point to learn to read and write a language.
Not all Classes can learn to read/write languages, yet all can learn to speak them. Please see the various skill pages for classes for which classes can learn to read and write.
* Costs 2 skill points to learn to speak or read/write this language
** Costs 3 skill points to learn to speak or read/write this language
*** Costs 4 skill points to learn to speak or read/write this language
Ancient, Elven* ...... (AE) The now dead language of the Elves that eventually became the current Elven language
Ancient, Faerie* ..... (AF) The language now dead that splintered into the various Faerie languages
Ancient, Draconic*** ..... (ADra) The language now dead that has evolved into High Draconic
Ancient, Dwarven* ..... (ADw) The language now almost unseen or heard that evolved into Dwarven
Angelic ..... (A) The language most used in the planes of Heaven
Bugbear ..... (B) The language used by Bugbears and is a bit annoying to hear
Cat, elven ...... (CE) The language of the Elven Cat uses parts from both Great Cat and Elven
Cat, great ..... (CG) The language of sounds that most great cats use to speak
Common ..... (None or C) The language that most people know, also thought of as the Human or trade language
Demonic ..... (De) The language most used in the planes of the Abyss and Hell
Dog, blink ..... (BD) The language that has been adopted by most intelligent dogs
Draconic* ..... (Dra) The language used by Dragons to speak to each other, but is very difficult to learn.
Drelven ..... (Dr) The language used by the Drelves, it is a dark language spoken in the depths of the earth
Drider ..... (Dri) The language used by the part spider beasts kept as slaves and workers by the Drelves
Dwarven, Bili ..... (DB) The language used by Bili Dwarves, often considered the High Dwarven language
Dwarven, common ..... (Dw) Used by most Dwarves and has some slight resemblance to Common
Dwarven, dark ..... (DD) Used by the Dwarves that live at the furthest depths of the earth it vaguely resembles Drelven
Dwarven, hill ..... (DH) Used by Hill Dwarves it bears a Slight resemblance to Elven
Dwarven, mountain ..... (DM) Used mainly by the Mountain Dwarves
Elven, common ..... (E) The common form of Elven that most know
Elven, fire ..... (EF) Used by the Fire Elves it bears a great resemblance to Drelven
Elven, high ...... (EH) The formal language of Elven kind, it is very flowery and graceful
Elven, water ..... (EWa) Used specifically by Water Elves
Elven, wood .... .(EW) Used by Wood Elves it blends in with forest sounds easily
Faerie, common ..... (F) Used by most faeries, it is a fast paced language
Faerie, giant ..... (FG) Specific language to the Giant Faeries, it is slower than most faerie languages
Giantish ..... (Gi) Used by Giants of all types with varying accents
Gnomish ..... (G) Used by Gnomes
High Draconic** ..... (HD) The formal language of Dragons it is even harder to learn than Draconic
Merfolk ..... (M) The language used by the Merfolk, it is considered very beautiful
Orcish ..... (Or) Used by Orcs it contains many strange sounds others find annoying
Ogre ..... (Og) Used by Ogres it contains many grunts and groans
Pixie ..... (P) Used by Pixies, normally spoken very fast
Sprite ..... (S) Used by Sprites, a fast paced language
Sygoon ..... (Sy) Used by Sygoons it sounds a lot like Draconic but is much easier to learn
Water ..... (Wa) The common under water language used by Merfolk, Water Elves, and Dolphins
Wereish ..... (W) Used by the were creatures and shifting races
* Costs 2 skill points to learn to speak or read/write this language
** Costs 3 skill points to learn to speak or read/write this language
*** Costs 4 skill points to learn to speak or read/write this language
To use these languages, other than Common which is the language assumed to be used, type (XX) in front of what your character says to show which language they are speaking. Ex: (E) I like speaking in Elvish as it's such a beautiful language.
Another form of speech, is mental speech. This is indicated by using ~~ before and after the thought that is sent out mentally. If you do not state a specific name before it, (or TPO for To Party Only on a quest,) then all with in distance can hear it. Only magical races have this ability to speak, but all can hear.
For good role playing most players have an explanation of how their characters came to learn these skills, which often is something they began learning or saw in quests.
speak to me if u want to join chaos castle or no ^^
and yes i know draconic high draconic and A- draconic