Maby i shold post somthing

What The FUck

I cant seem to sleep tonight no mater what i do i alredy did 320 crunches sat on the can for an huer and a half and now im fucking ranting online abut it and im still not tierd FUCK!!! isall i hav to say abut that well than and bitch on this jernol. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ok that is enuf of that im gona go roll in my bed till sun up if i dont sleep well i dono i gess il be rely tierd T_T

This is poem i did abut my life thus far and it hasnt al been shit but this is abut the darker times wich i hope are mostly behinde me Its cald Pain Manafested

As i childe i wept.
as a yung man i did forget.
now looking back i rufusd 2 forget.
Livieing life so full fo regret.
Now etching the memory's on my skin.
doing what most consider a sin.
The blood freeing frome within.
relesing the pain frome deep within.
Scare's are memory's Manafested.
Things we wish didnt hapen.
A leson etchd in the skin is not forgoten.

END (i am in no way suicidol no worys i did cutmyself when i was yunger as mor a reles then trying to die)

Elftown Username: shade the elf frome valanare

Appearance and Personality:
Character name (first and last): Alexzander MCcallum
Character Race: Human
Character Gender: Male
Size:M
Weight:240lbs
Height: 6'1
Hometown: glasgow
Eye color: Blue
Hair Color: Bald
Skin color: whight
Age: 20
Class: Fighter
Alignment: cn
Deity:

Stats:
HP:12
AC: dex3\scale4\sheld2+10=19
Flat-footed:16
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Speed:
Damage Reduction:
Base Attack Bonus:+1
Spell resistance:

Abilities:
Strength:17\+3
Dexterity:16\+3
Constitution: 15\+2
Intelligence: 12\+1
Wisdom: 14|+2
Charisma:14\+2

Saves:
Fortitude:+4
Reflex:+3
Will: +2
Grapple: +4

Skills:
Feats:
exzodic wepen pro:Bastard sword
wep focses:Bastard sword

Attacks:

Attack:Zweihander(bastard sword)
Attack bonus: wf1\str3\bab1=+5
Damage: 1D10
Range:
Type: slashing
Specifics:
specialization:

Attack: Javelin
Attack bonus: bab1\dex1=+2
Damage: 1D6
Range: 30ft
Type: percing
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Gear:
Sheild: h.Steel
AC bonus: +2
Max Dex:
Armor: scail
AC bonus: +4
Max Dex:  +4
Other possessions: b>pack B.roll 4 days rashens

Family honors:
Gold:5 gp
Familiars/mounts/pets:
Steppler pony=

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Languages:comen


Character Bio = ALexzander left home at a yung age 2 escape his crule father he fleed 2 germany wher he was taken in by a lokol lord who toght him 2 fight with the Zweihander a germin bastard sword. When Alexzander became a man He reternd home and Kild his father. He has been working as a mercanary ever sins.

Wash away all the lines on your face that show how you've aged it's a long way down
your back's been broken you can't make the rounds the tables are turned as the litany goes...
you're a rotten old man who'll be covered in dirt on your knees
and pray to the maker that caused you to bleed

[Chorus:]
Turn back the hand on the clock
you're a bitter old man who's done nothing
but work your hands to the bone on the assembly lines
you've grown cold to the touch of the ones that you love
ignorance is something you can't over come but you've passed it on down
and that's something much worse for a bitter young man...
is now taking the torch

Silent scorn - you've taken it out on the ones you adore Inside rage
they've left you before but they'll come back again
they'll pray for you with all their love
but this time your indifference just can't be excused Forced amends
well it's something you'll die with but it goes on for them...
for a bitter young man...has now taken the torch...

If ther is a leson for my fother 2 lern that is it.


THE TORCH BY THE DROPKICK MURPHYS

Hmmmm Me hav coffee agen ^_^. Ill Tell you a story. Belev me its true a tale u had best hope never hapens 2 you. Old Spicy McHaggis. How he Met his fate.you i can save but for him its 2 late.

Spicy was Big Burly and Strong. His Pipes gigantic and so was his SCHLONG!! Frome city to city runing arond Looking for chick's orver FOUR HUNDRED POUDS!!.

One Night at The Pub a Girl coght his eye as big as a house Just the right size! the Brod was Enomes Stackd 2 the hilt! Spicy soon notecd the BULG in his Kilt! The Piper deleverd his best pic up line. Thoght to himself THIS BEAST ALL MYN! The poltry yung lady cold handol no mor. She grabd his COJONE's and went for the door!

They got 2 her huse and dimd all the light's SPICY WAS IN FOR ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!! He seed that he lovde her and he wold alwes B TRUE.  BUT MISTER MCHAGGES I ONLY JUST MEGHT YOU!

By now He saw Double Thrue his Drunken EYE's Nether had the Looks or the apropreat Size.He came 2 his sensays Thoght 2 himself. At this time of night I wont find nuthing els. He took off his skirt. She lifted Hers They puld out his Unit and started 2 play. She askd for a gluve he gave her a shuv. Had baby mchagis 9-months-2 -the day.  

Three Packs a day he will smoke TIL HE DIES SPICY MCHAGGES ONE HELL OF A GUY!!!!!!


-spicy Mchagges jig  Drop KIck Murphys.

One of my favs ^_^

...............goood morning...........need,,COFFEE!!!!   

OK GOT COFFEE NOW ^_^ SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! and dont forget the lovabul tedybare ^_^

Owwwww a Diary!!!!!! What the hell am i gono yus this for. Today i wook up and did nuthing what a ay im exzaoted noooo but hey i dont fell like wrighting my day lol.