Hmmmm Me hav coffee agen ^_^. Ill Tell you a story. Belev me its true a tale u had best hope never hapens 2 you. Old Spicy McHaggis. How he Met his fate.you i can save but for him its 2 late.
Spicy was Big Burly and Strong. His Pipes gigantic and so was his SCHLONG!! Frome city to city runing arond Looking for chick's orver FOUR HUNDRED POUDS!!.
One Night at The Pub a Girl coght his eye as big as a house Just the right size! the Brod was Enomes Stackd 2 the hilt! Spicy soon notecd the BULG in his Kilt! The Piper deleverd his best pic up line. Thoght to himself THIS BEAST ALL MYN! The poltry yung lady cold handol no mor. She grabd his COJONE's and went for the door!
They got 2 her huse and dimd all the light's SPICY WAS IN FOR ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!! He seed that he lovde her and he wold alwes B TRUE. BUT MISTER MCHAGGES I ONLY JUST MEGHT YOU!
By now He saw Double Thrue his Drunken EYE's Nether had the Looks or the apropreat Size.He came 2 his sensays Thoght 2 himself. At this time of night I wont find nuthing els. He took off his skirt. She lifted Hers They puld out his Unit and started 2 play. She askd for a gluve he gave her a shuv. Had baby mchagis 9-months-2 -the day.
Three Packs a day he will smoke TIL HE DIES SPICY MCHAGGES ONE HELL OF A GUY!!!!!!
-spicy Mchagges jig Drop KIck Murphys.
One of my favs ^_^
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OK GOT COFFEE NOW ^_^ SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! SEX AND VILENC! and dont forget the lovabul tedybare ^_^
Owwwww a Diary!!!!!! What the hell am i gono yus this for. Today i wook up and did nuthing what a ay im exzaoted noooo but hey i dont fell like wrighting my day lol.