[Zombie Suicide]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2006-08-18
Written: (6672 days ago)
Next in thread: 840461

Haha agian..rest of the convo with me and Lewis ^^

Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Haha but i dont wanna ask aboot ur weiner XD
Ask me about my weiner says:
but you just did
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
didn't
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
i simply said i didn't wanna ask aboot it
Ask me about my weiner says:
ok well I will tell you, you are a pretty good friend anyway, I trust you
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*feels loved to be told aboot weiners*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
haha
Ask me about my weiner says:

Ask me about my weiner says:
I seem to be pretty good at making you feel loved and making you have interest in weiners
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
haha Yupp
Ask me about my weiner says:
both of these seem to be good things
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^ yeah
Ask me about my weiner says:
maybe stop by sometime and me and my weiner can you feel loved? eh?
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lmao sure why not lol..what was with the "eh?" are u canadian now?
Ask me about my weiner says:
I live in Northern Michigan
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
and that means what to me hahaha
Ask me about my weiner says:
do you know how close it is to Canada lol? the accents merage
Ask me about my weiner says:
merge*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
oh i didn't know that..i'm "merging" with a canadian HAHA
Ask me about my weiner says:
like Sprint and Nextel
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Just Like that....
Ask me about my weiner says:
YES, now lets merge, jesus come on
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
LMAO
Ask me about my weiner says:

Ask me about my weiner says:
just do me a favor, if you do stop by, turn 16 first, it would do me a world of good lol
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol Yes Sir
Ask me about my weiner says:
sweet
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
totally
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
i
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
i am putting the first half of this convo in ET so u know
Ask me about my weiner says:
lol, just wait, it might get better
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lmao
Ask me about my weiner says:
^^
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^
Ask me about my weiner says:
flirting..is like riding a bike...and you know what they say..
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
by that of couse I mean either you can't get on it or you are stealing your friends
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Yeah
Ask me about my weiner says:
what can ya do eh?
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
ugh that "eh" is gonna haunt me >< lmao
Ask me about my weiner says:
I will try my best, just don't cause me to ask any questions
Ask me about my weiner says:
just give me the answers Arika! Give the ANSWERS I WANT to hear BEFORE I ask!
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Lmao ok just lemme be Jesus and read ur thoughts
Ask me about my weiner says:
I wouldn't recommend it... >.>
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
0.0 why...got some dirty impure thoughts aboot me in there eh?
Ask me about my weiner says:
well you did you say you wouldn't be into yourself
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
haha
Ask me about my weiner says:
hey just giving you a heads up
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^ appreciated
Ask me about my weiner says:
^^ anytime
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
*rubs hands together evily* yes yes...soon I will make the legendary arika's conversation collection once more! and then...I will be the king!
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
0.0 LMAO
Ask me about my weiner says:
NO! she is on to me, my plains foiled!
Ask me about my weiner says:
plans*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
haha *tackles*
Ask me about my weiner says:
OH! she is on me, who cares about me plan!
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
LMAO
Ask me about my weiner says:
hehehe
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*licks cheek and gets off and dances*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*feels cheek then sits crossed legged on the floor and watches with big eyes*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*giggles*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*stads up and offers you my hand*
Ask me about my weiner says:
stands*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*takes hand*
Ask me about my weiner says:
I am a relatively good slow dancer
Ask me about my weiner says:
*puts left arm at your waist and holds your right hand to the side*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*giggles and puts right arm on ur shoulder*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*moves forward one step then to the right one step slightly turning with each pace and heartbeat*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^
Ask me about my weiner says:
*dips you and smiles at you*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*smiles and laughs*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*pulls you back up and swirls a few more times a rose randomly apparantly in my mouth*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*laughs*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*takes it out and sets on table as we swirl by* "it really doesn't taste all that good, not one of my best decisions"
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Oh well ^^
Ask me about my weiner says:
yeah it is ok ^^ *puts arms around you as song ends and gives you a big hug* ^^
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*hugs back* thanks for dancing with me ^^
Ask me about my weiner says:
no no mon anime, the pleasure is all mine *as I bow*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*smiles and laughs*
Ask me about my weiner says:
 I told you it might get better
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Haha Yea
Ask me about my weiner says:
*smiles* I love talking to you, it is always so much fun
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^ i know..i make life better hahaha
Ask me about my weiner says:
more then you know 
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^
Ask me about my weiner says:
wow ok I just had a change of heart really really quick lol
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
LMAO
Ask me about my weiner says:
Ask me about my weiner says:
ok, good cause im blocking you
I WONNA GET HIGH says:
i dont give a s t
I WONNA GET HIGH says:
its my life
Ask me about my weiner says:
bye bye forever Tiffany, have fun with your miserable peice of shit life, you druged up whore
I WONNA GET HIGH says:
u kunt
I WONNA GET HIGH says:
u kunt
Ask me about my weiner says:
lol, just kidding, I just always wanted to say that

Urban Ninja Scratch says:
LMAO
Ask me about my weiner says:
I really was gonna block her, all she talks about is getting high, getting wasted, and wanting to fuck people
Ask me about my weiner says:
and she will never change
Ask me about my weiner says:
but eh whatever...
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
the only thing that makes me mad is she promised me she would give stuff up, and she promised me should would change, and then she goes and tells me flat out when she is doing something, like to mock me for being there for her and thinking she is actually a decent person
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Yeah
Ask me about my weiner says:
screw it, I am blocking her anyway
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
she is a canadian
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
0.0 Oh
Ask me about my weiner says:
should have known, lol just kidding 
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Lol
Ask me about my weiner says:

Ask me about my weiner says:
Hey on a more serious note though, I know I flirt alot and I know that we don't talk ALL the time but I do like you and I think you are an awesome person and I will always be here for you and I think it would be really cool to meet someday, if you wanted
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^ i would Love to meet u one day ^^ ur such a good friend to me i wouldn't turn down such a chance ever
Ask me about my weiner says:
aww, well then someday we will make it happen! hehe, if I ever am going to go to that area or you ever here, we should defintely get in contact
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Hell Yes ^^
Ask me about my weiner says:
and if you get a cell phone I want to give you my number sometime and maybe you can finally give me yours cause you didn't last time you dodged the issue I rememer tee hee
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol only cuz if u call and my parents answer i'll get into trouble
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
when they are gone i'll let u call tho
Ask me about my weiner says:
I know, I know, so get a cell phone girly 
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol i might in a yr cuz i have to pay for the bill and everything
Ask me about my weiner says:
oh
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
which requires a job first
Ask me about my weiner says:
*nods* yes I see..the alternative to being a hobo..
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
good for some...not for all...
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
dude! omfg is it even possible to be a professional hobo or does merely having the title negate itself
Ask me about my weiner says:
it is like a paradox I discovered
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lmao i'd prefure to be a Professional Hobo
Ask me about my weiner says:
yeah, might as well get paid to be a poor starving bastard
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
haha Yeah!
Ask me about my weiner says:
that is what all hobos aspire to do that is why they put hats in front of them and beg for money
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
yeah
Ask me about my weiner says:
I think you have what it takes though
Ask me about my weiner says:
you have a good head on your shoulders
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
thanks
Ask me about my weiner says:
you could corner the hobo market and start an entriprise, you could run all the other hobos out of town
Ask me about my weiner says:
that'll be the day...hoboing fall to big business...
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lmao
Ask me about my weiner says:
get a staff of workers to beg for you and buy malt liquor
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lmao
Ask me about my weiner says:
starting to sound like a plan eh
Ask me about my weiner says:
?
Ask me about my weiner says:
oops
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
haha yea
Ask me about my weiner says:
I wanred you about the question thing
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
sarry!
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Grr >< James is having a impact on meh!
Ask me about my weiner says:
huh?
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
nevermind
Ask me about my weiner says:
*sits back silently and presses fingers tips together* so..there is another man...
Ask me about my weiner says:
I can't say I didn't know it...but I somehow tried to block it very much...did that mean nothing to you!
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
LMAO Sarry Love
Ask me about my weiner says:
*takes a sip of scotch from the shot glass on the table near-by* No love...I am sorry *presses a button and a few armed guards walk in*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
0.0 Dont Kill Me
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*takes ninja stance*
Ask me about my weiner says:
oh please Arika...you know me better then that..I wouldn't give you the favor!!! Gaurds take her to level 4!
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*fights Gaurds*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*for some reason gets turned on* Oh Yes...uh uh more guards! *keeps pressing button randomly* Oh God!
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Hahah *keeps fighting the gaurds while getting all hot and sweaty*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*says* Guards you have the edge, surely her damp clothes will slow her down
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*laughs* haha No! *takes shirt off*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*fights the gaurds hardcore*
Ask me about my weiner says:
oh god *clasp the edge of the chair and fidgits*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*laughs* hahaah i found the key to ur distruction!
Ask me about my weiner says:
*in silence*

....


Arika.....you....are the hottest girl in the world...omg the part where you took your shirt off..jesus christ I feel like my pants went down 6 sizes...you can leave if you want but please PLEASE stay
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*laughs*
Ask me about my weiner says:

Urban Ninja Scratch says:

Ask me about my weiner says:
good times
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
good times <3 lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
well not right now but probably soon
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
concidering my laptop is almost out of juice anyway
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol
Ask me about my weiner says:
Arika, I just wanted to tell you that you have the gift to be the beautiful seductive woman in any role you fall into, even being a hobo, just thought you should know your talent
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Haha thank you
Ask me about my weiner says:
your welcome lol
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*feels proud*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*smiles at you*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*smiles back*
Ask me about my weiner says:
*smiles more as you shirt is still on the floor*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*grabs shirt* ewww its all sweaty!
Ask me about my weiner says:
eh who needs it
Ask me about my weiner says:
*hugs* hehe 
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lol *hugs*
Ask me about my weiner says:
yay lol
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^
Ask me about my weiner says:
Well, Arika, this has been one hell of a conversation as it always is, even we even ever live out 2-3 of any random lines from when we talk, I will die a happy man lol, till next time, bye bye *hugs* love you hehe 
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Bye Bye ^^ *hugs* <3 U!

840103  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-08-18
Written: (6672 days ago)

Whoa Me and Lewis Talk AGIAN ^^
He's [Ask Me about my weiner] and i am [Uban Ninja Scratch]

Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Haha but i dont wanna ask aboot ur weiner XD
Ask me about my weiner says:
but you just did
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
didn't
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
i simply said i didn't wanna ask aboot it
Ask me about my weiner says:
ok well I will tell you, you are a pretty good friend anyway, I trust you
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
*feels loved to be told aboot weiners*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
haha
Ask me about my weiner says:

Ask me about my weiner says:
I seem to be pretty good at making you feel loved and making you have interest in weiners
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
haha Yupp
Ask me about my weiner says:
both of these seem to be good things
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
^^ yeah
Ask me about my weiner says:
maybe stop by sometime and me and my weiner can you feel loved? eh?
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
lmao sure why not lol..what was with the "eh?" are u canadian now?
Ask me about my weiner says:
I live in Northern Michigan
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
and that means what to me hahaha
Ask me about my weiner says:
do you know how close it is to Canada lol? the accents merage
Ask me about my weiner says:
merge*
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
oh i didn't know that..i'm "merging" with a canadian HAHA
Ask me about my weiner says:
like Sprint and Nextel
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
Just Like that....
Ask me about my weiner says:
YES, now lets merge, jesus come on
Urban Ninja Scratch says:
LMAO

836447  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-08-09
Written: (6680 days ago)
833607  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-08-02
Written: (6687 days ago)

Kamelot(i love u Roy Khan)
March Of Mephisto

[with Shagrath from DIMMU BORGIR]

ASPIRAT PRIMO FORTUNA LABORI
ME DUCE TUTUS ERIS
VOX POPULI VOX DEI
AD MAIOREM DEI GLORIAM...
AD INFINITUM

[English translation:]

[The fortune is smiling at our first effort,
let me lead you and you will be safe,
the voice of people, voice of god
for bigger glory of the god
to the infinity.
]

You know just who I am
Don't be so distant
Cause when you're lost
I am solely there to share your grief

Wailing for your sorrow
Is only my way to comfort you
Reminders of innocent youth
Waiting for morrow you're lonely
I name your solitude
I speaketh the truth

Now tell me all about your pain
Down to the detail
Don't say it's love
Your fragile heart feeds my contempt

Wailing for your sorrow
Is only my way to comfort you
Reminders of innocent youth
Waiting for morrow you're lonely
I name your solitude
I speaketh the truth

Chase the heathen call
We belong... you and I
Unison in all you deny

I am the thorn in your side
That seeks accomplishment
Reminding the mortal of death
I am the spore of your pride
An angel heaven sent
The master of all
I am the urge of the flesh

 The logged in version 

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