I CAN PLAY A FULL SONG ON MY GUITAR AT LAST!!!

IT'S SEVEN NATION ARMY BY THE WHITE STRIPES!!!

AND ALL WITHOUT ANY TABS OR MANUSCRIPTS!!!

...I never thought that this day would come, but it has...
...I've never been so upset...
...It looks like I'll be supporting Bolton Wanderers from now on...

hmm now what can I write for all you people out there to read?

Erm...erm......erm.........erm............erm...............I don't know!

Dear Mr Malcom Glazer,
Every Manchester United fan in Britain has probably heard that you've somehow managed to get 57% of our shares and have put foreword a £790 million bid to take over our club.

We'd just like to let you know that we're gobsmacked and livid at what you've just done and that it won't demorale us in the slightest...in fact, it'll make us even more determined to get our club back!

You've probably also heard that a Japanese bank has very kindly given us a lot of money for us, the loyal fans of Manchester United, to buy some shares in our club. We'd just like to take this oppurtunity to thank you for motivating us in to taking such extreme measeures in the first place and that, no matter what, we'll keep on fighting to keep our club until the very end!!!

*plays guitar chord* God this song rocks! And I can play it too!

"Decent Days And Nights" by The Futureheads

This is a brand new problem, a problem without any clues
If you know the clues it's easy to get through

But you look confused and you dont know what to do
Its hard to get an answer when you havent got a clue
If you work it out tell me what you find

If the least you can do is show some restraint
Then the most you can do is get carried away

But you look confused and you dont know what to do
Say what you see, what you like
If you work it out tell me what you find
We can have a few decent days and nights

If you're meant to be here and you wnat to be late
The best thing you can do is get lost on the way

I can see that you look confused and you dont know what to do
Say what you see, what you like
If you work it out tell me what you find
We can have a few decent days and nights

If you want to make a guess you should know its not a game
'cause you'll never get a chance to make another guess again

This is a brand new problem, a problem without any clues
If you know the clues it's easy to get through

But you look confused and you dont know what to do
Its hard to get an answer when you havent got a clue
If you want to make a guess you should know its not a game
'cause you'll never get a chance to make another guess again
If you work it out tell me what you find

*plays guitar chord*
This song is my favourite at the moment!

Labour have won the election again!!! When are the British public going to realise that Tony Blair just can't be trusted?! HE'S A LIAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

On the other hand, MICHEAL HOWARD HAS RESIGNED!!!
*jumps up and down with happiness*
I've got a lil message for you Micheal...GOOD RIDDANCE YOU FUCKING TWAT AND DON'T COME BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT EVER EVER AGAIN!!!

*catches breath*

Billie Joe voted sexiest guy in rock wit woo!!!
He deserves it :)

...zzz...zzz...zzz...

huh what? Sorry, I must've dozed off there! :P

These are the badges for the banner competition, but it seems that no-one's bothering to enter.........

Skool sux Skool sux Skool sux Skool sux Skool sux Skool sux!!!

What a great party! Shame that the fun didn't last long though...you see at the time there was a tummy bug going round the family, I don't think you want to know any more...

Happy bday to me!
Happy bday to me!
Happy bday to meee!
Happy bday to me!

ok maybe that was a lil sad...besides, I got HEAPS of cards and prezzies! And my grandparets gave me a tenner!!! Luv you Nana, and you too Grandad!!! *huggles*

And thanks to all my friends on Elftown who wished me a happy bday...anyone for chocolate cake and ice-cream? :)

BILLIE JOE HOW THE HELL CUD U B SO GROCE?!?!?

Wanna know wot I'm talkin bout? Check out the comments on Kerplunk and u'll find out soon enough...I think I'm gonna b sick...

A kid walks up to me and asks "Whats punk?" I kick over a garbage can & say "Thats punk". He does that same and sais "Thats punk?" & I say "No thats trendy"-BJA

These things can be so pointless, yet they can have meanin to them also...WEIRD!!!

17 days till my 13th birthday and that Encore...I can't wait anymore I need my guitar!!!

Well my parents av finally figured out that I can play guitar gud enough 2 av 1 of my own...it's only an accoustic but hey, u gotta start sumwhere...

Besides, if I wanna b in a band I gotta practise 4 every spare second I can possibly get!!!

p.s. Has any1 got a gud name I cud give 2 my band?! We're a cross btween Feeder and Green Day, so I guess u cud call us a punk-rock band...any ideas sign my guestbook!!! (We aven't actually started yet, we're jus gettin organised...)