have a nice day
GOD
Somebody just sent me a msg saying:
Heysexy
[how original].
You know
[ no i dont, but im sure your going to tell me anyway] you are HATT
[okay. Imma hat.]
im onli messn
[learn to spell you illiterate fool]
haha
[no. nobody is laughing]
im jkin
[is it really THAT difficult to write the word wholly. in its full spelling?]
its mah speshal way
[yes. very special]
of ritin hot but as in hatt
[no its not special. its just extreamly retarded. Hatt just sounds like a headwear, not anything remotley like the word 'hot'].
enyway
[its anyway]
i war doin dis tst on da computa wiv me bruvas
[for real nigga...lol 5O CENT YOU GOTTA LOVE UM. joking guys]
. and i got 89% Fuck monsta and 11% lova.
[100% asshole?].
what dya fink
[im just 'finking' about how to tell you how much of an asswipe you really are].
so ya your propa hatt and ide fuck u eny day
[trust me that wont be any time soon if i have anything to do with it].
How bout a lil cyba
[how about NO you crazy turkish bastard]
im prety gud at it.
[I'll bet you are]
*kiss your nec softly and slips fingars in your lil panties*
[*escapes your perverted hands, kicks you in the balls 5 times, and knocks you unconsciece with a slegehammer*]
ya want more?
[no]
jst mssg me bck pussy
[no]
you is one hatt pussy
[did he just call me a hatt pussy? yes. thought so. 'you is...' lmfao]
dun fink a guy like me wud be able to be anyfing serious wiv ya. i just wnt fun alrigt? how about rite now pussy >
[how about never?]
ide luv somat more to happen but i dun fink it will
[no your right. it wont]
Im into da devil and shit like dat, but ya seem gofick so its alight
[OOOH LOOK AT ME IM SO COOL. I SPELL GOTHIC LIKE GOFIC. LETS GO SLIT OUR WRISTS. OMG HE WORSHIPS THE DEVIL. HOW HATT]
nd ude b propa turnd on when i break dance
[yes because SATAN break dances- hatt]
red and blck ar my fave colourss
[whose asking?]
and u luk good in em
[how satanic]
rock on
[fuck off]
im propa horny now. you need to service me girl
[I need to stab you a couple of times]
write back as soon as pos pussy
[as soon as poss pussy>- POSS PUSSY]
or i mite jus cum now
[okay great. goodbye]
fuck me
[no]
mally: *Super super concentrating*
*Friend keeps on and on and on coughing CONSTANTLY*
mally: *looks up sternly lol*
friend: im *cough* dying *Cough.....*
mally: Well could you please die silently
omg.
its friday.
I had SUCH the amazingest day.
ever
holding on
letting go...
I showed my mom my underwear. She didnt actually freak out as much as i expected ([i buy underwear everytime i go out] I think that annoys her. possibly)
ALLS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Especially if the underwears hawt
which it IS
history presentation was a catastrophy
Its only History.
OoO
(---)
> . <
XD.
today was Cold.
*shivers*
I've come to Realise that The later i sleep the better i feel in the mornings. And the earlier i sleep, the worse i feel in the mornings.
Thata my fucked up
body clockfor you :)
so yeahI was laughing so much.And then the rest of the class goes into Silence and go 'ewwwwwwww'
I hugged him.
martyn, i mean
looked at himand said
science was fun. Well just about as fun as physics can possibly get.
Im sitting with Dec and matt so you know, that makes it soooo much better.
Matt and I were like, going up to people and saying real seriously:
We need to tell you something, we are....
having....
Got the best underwear
you know sometimes Life is FUCKED.
Like, okay lemme explain.
Last night my mom and
everything.
If i dont do my homework im getting ike 5 detentions lol
wrong
Owe I miss martyn. =(
We had this Thing where he knew exactly what i was going to say.
Like...our conversation..
me: Hey smelly
marty: Hey stinky
both of us: thats just mean. i hate you. whatever. Looser *both turn away at the same time*
It was Amazing lol.
apparantly im very predictable.
whateverrrr
Its just the little things I miss.
I miss punching him.
I miss Singing cheesy pop songs to him.
I miss talking about really girly things
I miss telling how retarded he really is.
I miss beating the shit out of him. Because he cant do anything back to me:)
I miss blaah.
Infact Today, I walked passed him. And Hit him really hard.
He sort of turned around and said, in a sort of easy going voice.
"Did you just hit me!?!!"
I just smiled.
I think im going to hug him tomorow.
I could tell you everything thats happened in the past few days.
but
Im too lazy
blah
so much has happened in the past umm i dont even know.
But
more about that later
may the angels be watching you
fuck
I gotta go.
D a d
i s
b a c k
joy
He wants me to get of the computer so i go to bed early so he can fuck my mom all night.
yet another sleepless night in my house....
pathetic
Well today i slept in till
7:39*gasp*
I LOVE Izzy.
We have this thing were we have this basic collection of ass kicking powerballards we know
OW
weeeee <--- See the happyness?
piano grades= I got [139/150]
teh pianist