[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
scene:[mally and vag on the phone]
mally: *says something*
vag: *mummbles*
mally: what?
vag: nothing
mally NO TELL ME
vag: *in the cutest voice ever* no, you'll hit me
[still talking on the phone]
mally: you know, im gonna have a shower today, to make me feel really sexy. And then im gonna get into something nice. Then get naked.
vag: Mally you sound like a sex line
hes not
im joking ducky
dave: TOUCH ME
vag : eww no. if i had to touch you, that would involve contact, ide need disinfectant to touch you ([they have a history of violence])
dave: hmmm yes, disinfectant. the more lubricant the better
OMGFGFGFGFGFG HAHAHAHA....
THE MORE LUBRICANT THE BETTER DAVEY
He STLL refuses to admit it was him.
pathetic you horny little bastard
OKAY FINE apparantly Im being "so not nice".
*blank stare* None of the above is true *blank stare*
(psst. it is really :))
matt isnt that much of an asshole.
In chemistry...there was this looooooooong silence and he sorta just looked at me.
And then....
he walked over to me... and hugged me
And then we got fucked for messing around.
its like
THIS IS NOT MESSING AROUND
this is some serious shit.
Heh. seb says im never gonna get
love handles
.which sucked
Its so funny. I just yell...
SEB
And he rushes over real fast.
feels my love handles lol and gives a growth update.
Apparantly im not doing too good.
EW BEN TRIED TO RAPE ME OUTSIDE MATHS TODAY
lol
*mortified*
He is so strong. But he has nice hair so i had to forgive him. ovbiously
maths is a catostrophy
so is history
and chemistry
BLAH
I gave bertie like
[ten million gazillion thousand hugs today]
Feeling so great and loved today. :)
*beams*
JAMES DIED HIS HAIR BLACK
I think he gets pissed off that i say it everytime i see him, like its some big revelation.
like:
[JAMES YOUR HAIR IS BLACK - WHY?]
teehehehehe
I swear my history teacher reached puberty last year.
He said he "outshatted himself" (WELL it sounded like it)
and im like
"You outwhated yourself?!?!?!
He told me to Shut up *gasp*
alun threw oragami at me, today on the bus. *blank stare*
where were you while we were getting high? Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide....
*shrug*
idontknow
dad coming back tonight
WHY
why why why why?
okay david is really weird but sometimes...i just love him:
http://home.hc
I LOVE YOU DAVID I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain
scene:[. cold day. talking in our fantastic german linguistic skills]
mally: ICH HEISSE KALT
*silence*
emma: my name is cold?
*silence*
mally: uh i mean. ICH BIN KALT.
emma: yeah thats the one cold :P
mally: omg there was a really pretty flower out there but it was dead and crushed to the ground....:(somebody killed it
*silence*
friend: did you kill it?
*Silence*
mally: how can you say that!!
friend: did you?
*Real long silence*
mally: oh my god
friend: you did didnt you
mally: thats not the point
*silence*
mally: okay so what if i did
me --------------
Yes she has a good body
I hate her for it
Aerobics was so painfully boring today.
UGGGG.
I didnt do my Science homework but i got away with it because mr. brown loves me/ ([really he does :S]) lol.
I am SO behind in my Media coursework so you know, that may possibly be something to put on the [to do...list].
just a suggestion OFCOURSE
tommorow is Worse *Shudders*.
chemistry English Maths History
life is a bitch
really....
Hey I havnt been philo (
philosphical) in some time...any one notice?. Hehehehe.
blah. Im too
pooped
to use my brain right now.mally: *realises she has the upper hand on something BIG* MWHAHA NO ONE CAN DEFEATE ME....NOT EVEN YOU.
friend: Actually...*pr
mally: shit
rosie: *Says something really really funny*
mally: HAHAHAHA i havnt laughed that hard since i was a little boy
*silence*
rosie: um
mally: yeah that was a real conversation killer eh?
omg
. Matt likesrosie(vag)
awwww
...rosie.....h
omg...this is so awqard with matt
Rosie to mally: You know, you're the reason why people commit suicide. (I need a Hero...) says:
yuo spetl tit rong
Rosie to mally: You know, you're the reason why people commit suicide. (I need a Hero...) says:
its
Rosie to mally: You know, you're the reason why people commit suicide. (I need a Hero...) says:
awkward
*mally realises she spelt every word but awkward in the sentance wrong* lol
I need a hero
Im holding out for a hero till the end of the night...
mally: OMG YOU LIED TO HER
friend: no not lying...
mally: what the hell do you call it?!
friend: umm
mally: well?
friend: it was only a little white lie
mally: A LITTLE WHITE LIE?! ITS MORE LIKE A FUCKING HUGE BLACK AND GREASY HAIRY ONE.
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rosie: have you got the memory of a rock?
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mally: *trying to seem inteligent by explaing this really long winded theory about um, fire doors*
rosie: you know, you are the reason why people commit suicide
Today was odd.
It was strange not talking to matt. Kinda like, differnt lol. I had to Avoid him which i know isnt the best way....but still.
It got a little Awkward at the end because we were walking down the hall together and he's like.
"
hi wall, how are you today?"
I played along lol so it wasnt that bad.
science teacher: *Stares at me blankly for like 5 minutres* Is there a reason you find this amusing?
mally: lol no, i just dont appreciate being constantly stared at for 5 minutes.
*silence*
teacher:: get on with your work now
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history teacher: So one day i was texting my friends
mally: *whispers* he has FRIENDS?!?!?!?
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brother: *Getting really really mad*
mally: BLAH. go take a shit
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guy in school being an asshole: you are full of so much crap
mally: well all YOU are is cum, vagina juice and a broken condom.....
*Silence*
mally: suck it UP buttercup. go take a shit (i LOVE that one - you get the best responses)
some dramatic shit i say
If this is so wrong why does it feel so right?
How can you ask me what's wrong when nothing's right
We need to talk.
Got aerobics tomorow. I love it but I am
so
not in the mood. I just need to die or sleep somewhere. Besides...our pe teacher is a MAN. i CANNOT work under these conditions. lol.weeeell
~HATTY CALLED ME~
we have THE BEST
totally comfertable silences...EVER
I cant really describe it.
Like...We talk... ovbiously. Then lapse into a state of Thought and Silence. BUT it is
so comfertable
we dont feel theneed to talkuntil ofcourse one of us actually needs to . but you know...
hmmm what else.
spanish was bearable today
I dont know why. I dont think i Ever will.
lunch with rosie today.
I call her
vag
([long story. you pronouce it VAJ KENIY (but its spelt vag knei) and it stands for Vagina knife. Really really long story. Maybe ill tell you some day])
Any way she kinda <i>hates it. I dont exactly blame her. How would
you
like to be calledVAGINA
in public.touche
Well. I called her that for the past 2/3? years? . so shes used to it lol.
mally: rosie?
*Silence*
mally: Rose??
*Silence*
mally: Rosalind?
*Silence*
mally: Kirkham??
*Silence*
mally: ROSALIND KIRKHAM?
*Silence*
mally: VAGINA?
*TURNS around real fast*
VAG: YEAH?
I rest my case
I ate pizza and these shexay twizzler thingies.
I think im gonna die of vinegar
OVERDOSE
I LOVE IT
mwhaha. and then YOU'LL say:
'
hey whatever happened to that little girl who ate all the vinegar
'I will evolve into some magical fairytale that you warn your children of.....
FUCK
Im
sleep deprived
Im turning:
dellusional hysterical insaneeee
and I love it baby
me --------------
Yes she has a good body
I hate her for it
SO HAWT
Matt = I love him but sometimes hes an asshole.
Well the thing about matt and I is that we are Really really close. He Acts seriously gay or camp lol. And you know, I feel really secure about things beacuse of that. I know that nothing will happen between us And thats definatly a GOOD Feeling. He's totally
"sex-obsessed-but-still-virgin"
guy.I dont know...I just love him
But anyways. He likes this 'girl' whose name I STILL DONT KNOW. But I Accept that. Sometimes people dont want to be like, you know [public about their feelings] - I understand that. but you know how they PURPOSLY and dilliberatly talk about it, almost as if they Want us to ask them about it? Yeah...he does that.
I say to him:
"ITS OKAY MATT, if you dont want to tell me - dont..And if you do, then DO IT ALREADY<"
Anyways. People (bastards) think its
ME
Its like COME ON PEOPLE. Just because we are close it doesn’t mean anything. infact it means just that:
WE ARE FRIENDS
Okay, im rambeling on….
that’s not even the issue here
oh well you needed some background info anyways. Lol.
So yeah. This girl. Today he just said to me:
well something along the lines of: We shouldn’t be this close for sometime……….
I was like ‘okay matt‘.
THEN he said :
“Its not you, its just that, im planning on asking this girl out this week and We Are pretty close, so I don’t want to put her off By making her think that I would go off with anybody. including you. Just for sometime
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
I just said okay. I guess it is okay. I just don’t understand why he cares what other people think so much.
FUCK YOU
izzy: Mally your boobs are talking to me. Please controll them
well what you are about to read was NOT made by me. its just dedicated for..uh...actu
Take my hand
Off we go
To the room
Shut the door
Hit the lights
Grab me close
Raise me up
Kiss me slow
Lips tongues touch
In a dance
I’m turned on
By your glance
Hands slide up
To my neck
In my hair
Pull me back
Trail your lips
Down the path
One plus one
Do the math
One kiss here
One lick there
Two hard nipples
Equals wet underwear
Lick me slow
Suck you deep
Make me cum
Till I’m asleep
Lose your pants
Take my shirt
Nipples so hard
That they hurt
Slide my panties
With your teeth
Not just wet
But soft heat
Take your dick
In my hands
Better get ready
I’ve got plans
Raise me up
Over your face
Put your tongue
In that place
Spread me open
Part my lips
While I kiss
On your hips
Take you in
I’m open wide
You taste me
I’m so high
Suck your tip
Flick my clit
This sixty nine
Is so exquisite
Take you deeper
Make me moan
Feel my lips
At your bone
Tongue me softly
Feel my flow
Now how fast
Can I go
Back and forth
Up and down
Swirl your tongue
Round and round
Feel you all
In my depth
Can’t seem to
Catch my breath
Stroke your shaft
Hit my spot
Make you harder
Make me hot
While you search
Seek to find
The pleasure in
This tongue grind
I’m taking you
All the way
Through the night
Into the day
I’m getting close
To the end
But I’m getting
My second wind
Suck you smooth
Jack you tight
All that cum
Is mine tonight
You’re getting tense
Back is arched
Throat is dry
Now I’m parched
I can’t wait
For another minute
Cum for me
Give me it
That’s it, baby
Give to me
Let it go
Set it free
Oh my God
What’ve you done?
Baby now I’m
About to cum
Ooh don’t stop
NO NOT EVER…
I can’t believe
We’ve cum together