[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
I have really painfull pins and needles in my feetys
mally: hey rosie how long is your brother? *Realises* shit. i mean. how tall is he. haha
fuck yes
(i dont know why, but im on a swearing spree. fuck fuck fuck)
thats my bitch
scene:[izzy calls mally]
izzy: MALLY. its your stupid friend Izzy
mally: uuuugggg I'm a sleep
izzy:um. why?
mally: Its extreamly early in the morning
izzy: mally its 11:30
mally: *silence* its extreamly early in the morning
choyi: I wont go down by myself
mally: haha, i wont go down ONMYSELF
scene:[mally and vag on the phone]
mally: *says something*
vag: *mummbles*
mally: what?
vag: nothing
mally NO TELL ME
vag: *in the cutest voice ever* no, you'll hit me
[still talking on the phone]
mally: you know, im gonna have a shower today, to make me feel really sexy. And then im gonna get into something nice. Then get naked.
vag: Mally you sound like a sex line
hes not
im joking ducky
dave: TOUCH ME
vag : eww no. if i had to touch you, that would involve contact, ide need disinfectant to touch you ([they have a history of violence])
dave: hmmm yes, disinfectant. the more lubricant the better
OMGFGFGFGFGFG HAHAHAHA....
THE MORE LUBRICANT THE BETTER DAVEY
He STLL refuses to admit it was him.
pathetic you horny little bastard
OKAY FINE apparantly Im being "so not nice".
*blank stare* None of the above is true *blank stare*
(psst. it is really :))
matt isnt that much of an asshole.
In chemistry...there was this looooooooong silence and he sorta just looked at me.
And then....
he walked over to me... and hugged me
And then we got fucked for messing around.
its like
THIS IS NOT MESSING AROUND
this is some serious shit.
Heh. seb says im never gonna get
love handles
.which sucked
Its so funny. I just yell...
SEB
And he rushes over real fast.
feels my love handles lol and gives a growth update.
Apparantly im not doing too good.
EW BEN TRIED TO RAPE ME OUTSIDE MATHS TODAY
lol
*mortified*
He is so strong. But he has nice hair so i had to forgive him. ovbiously
maths is a catostrophy
so is history
and chemistry
BLAH
I gave bertie like
[ten million gazillion thousand hugs today]
Feeling so great and loved today. :)
*beams*
JAMES DIED HIS HAIR BLACK
I think he gets pissed off that i say it everytime i see him, like its some big revelation.
like:
[JAMES YOUR HAIR IS BLACK - WHY?]
teehehehehe
I swear my history teacher reached puberty last year.
He said he "outshatted himself" (WELL it sounded like it)
and im like
"You outwhated yourself?!?!?!
He told me to Shut up *gasp*
alun threw oragami at me, today on the bus. *blank stare*
where were you while we were getting high? Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide....
*shrug*
idontknow
dad coming back tonight
WHY
why why why why?
okay david is really weird but sometimes...i just love him:
http://home.hc
I LOVE YOU DAVID I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain
scene:[. cold day. talking in our fantastic german linguistic skills]
mally: ICH HEISSE KALT
*silence*
emma: my name is cold?
*silence*
mally: uh i mean. ICH BIN KALT.
emma: yeah thats the one cold :P
mally: omg there was a really pretty flower out there but it was dead and crushed to the ground....:(somebody killed it
*silence*
friend: did you kill it?
*Silence*
mally: how can you say that!!
friend: did you?
*Real long silence*
mally: oh my god
friend: you did didnt you
mally: thats not the point
*silence*
mally: okay so what if i did
me --------------
Yes she has a good body
I hate her for it
Aerobics was so painfully boring today.
UGGGG.
I didnt do my Science homework but i got away with it because mr. brown loves me/ ([really he does :S]) lol.
I am SO behind in my Media coursework so you know, that may possibly be something to put on the [to do...list].
just a suggestion OFCOURSE
tommorow is Worse *Shudders*.
chemistry English Maths History
life is a bitch
really....
Hey I havnt been philo (
philosphical) in some time...any one notice?. Hehehehe.
blah. Im too
pooped
to use my brain right now.mally: *realises she has the upper hand on something BIG* MWHAHA NO ONE CAN DEFEATE ME....NOT EVEN YOU.
friend: Actually...*pr
mally: shit
rosie: *Says something really really funny*
mally: HAHAHAHA i havnt laughed that hard since i was a little boy
*silence*
rosie: um
mally: yeah that was a real conversation killer eh?
omg
. Matt likesrosie(vag)
awwww
...rosie.....h
omg...this is so awqard with matt
Rosie to mally: You know, you're the reason why people commit suicide. (I need a Hero...) says:
yuo spetl tit rong
Rosie to mally: You know, you're the reason why people commit suicide. (I need a Hero...) says:
its
Rosie to mally: You know, you're the reason why people commit suicide. (I need a Hero...) says:
awkward
*mally realises she spelt every word but awkward in the sentance wrong* lol
I need a hero
Im holding out for a hero till the end of the night...
mally: OMG YOU LIED TO HER
friend: no not lying...
mally: what the hell do you call it?!
friend: umm
mally: well?
friend: it was only a little white lie
mally: A LITTLE WHITE LIE?! ITS MORE LIKE A FUCKING HUGE BLACK AND GREASY HAIRY ONE.
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rosie: have you got the memory of a rock?
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mally: *trying to seem inteligent by explaing this really long winded theory about um, fire doors*
rosie: you know, you are the reason why people commit suicide
Today was odd.
It was strange not talking to matt. Kinda like, differnt lol. I had to Avoid him which i know isnt the best way....but still.
It got a little Awkward at the end because we were walking down the hall together and he's like.
"
hi wall, how are you today?"
I played along lol so it wasnt that bad.
science teacher: *Stares at me blankly for like 5 minutres* Is there a reason you find this amusing?
mally: lol no, i just dont appreciate being constantly stared at for 5 minutes.
*silence*
teacher:: get on with your work now
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history teacher: So one day i was texting my friends
mally: *whispers* he has FRIENDS?!?!?!?
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brother: *Getting really really mad*
mally: BLAH. go take a shit
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guy in school being an asshole: you are full of so much crap
mally: well all YOU are is cum, vagina juice and a broken condom.....
*Silence*
mally: suck it UP buttercup. go take a shit (i LOVE that one - you get the best responses)
some dramatic shit i say
If this is so wrong why does it feel so right?
How can you ask me what's wrong when nothing's right