the truth is out there.
I Came I saw I left
-what i said to my mom when she asked why I left this dinner thing, that was flooding with pensioners.
oh boy I love old people :P
I woke up one morning saying really loudly:
hillarious
I want to pot the last few balls please
[voulez vous coucher avec ma femme avec ma belle-mere presente]
do you want to sleep with my wife when my mother in law is round
is it be possible to get in my pants right after breakfast
I read this on a site somewhere. Its so funny. its about sleep walking and talking:
dad <sleeping>: "ring ring ring. hello?"
me: Dad?
dad: "shut up. ring ring ring. hello?"
me: dad?
dad: "shut UP. Hello?"
me: "hello"
dad: "yeah, okay"
me: <literally rolling on floor, laughing>
dad <awake now>: "what?"
im cold and im eating a twirl.
izzy (the stupid whore) called me at
I have really painfull pins and needles in my feetys
mally: hey rosie how long is your brother? *Realises* shit. i mean. how tall is he. haha
fuck yes
thats my bitch
scene:[izzy calls mally]
izzy: MALLY. its your stupid friend Izzy
mally: uuuugggg I'm a sleep
izzy:um. why?
mally: Its extreamly early in the morning
izzy: mally its 11:30
mally: *silence* its extreamly early in the morning
choyi: I wont go down by myself
mally: haha, i wont go down ONMYSELF
scene:[mally and vag on the phone]
mally: *says something*
vag: *mummbles*
mally: what?
vag: nothing
mally NO TELL ME
vag: *in the cutest voice ever* no, you'll hit me
hes not
im joking ducky
matt isnt that much of an asshole.
In chemistry...there was this looooooooong silence and he sorta just looked at me.
And then....
he walked over to me... and hugged me
which sucked
*mortified*
and chemistry
where were you while we were getting high? Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide....
And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain
scene:[. cold day. talking in our fantastic german linguistic skills]
mally: ICH HEISSE KALT
*silence*
emma: my name is cold?
*silence*
mally: uh i mean. ICH BIN KALT.
emma: yeah thats the one cold :P
mally: omg there was a really pretty flower out there but it was dead and crushed to the ground....:(somebody killed it
*silence*
friend: did you kill it?
*Silence*
mally: how can you say that!!
friend: did you?
*Real long silence*
mally: oh my god
friend: you did didnt you
mally: thats not the point
*silence*
mally: okay so what if i did
me --------------
Yes she has a good body
I hate her for it
Aerobics was so painfully boring today.
UGGGG.
I didnt do my Science homework but i got away with it because mr. brown loves me/ ([really he does :S]) lol.
I am SO behind in my Media coursework so you know, that may possibly be something to put on the [to do...list].
just a suggestion OFCOURSE
tommorow is Worse *Shudders*.
chemistry English Maths History
philosphical) in some time...any one notice?. Hehehehe.
mally: *realises she has the upper hand on something BIG* MWHAHA NO ONE CAN DEFEATE ME....NOT EVEN YOU.
friend: Actually...*pr
mally: shit