I decided to be productive with souriya and actually
inform you of my dayinstead of um, doing, whatever it is that i do.
but then i woke up.
fuck you.
so all in all it was a rather productive day
thirty five poundsI THINK I CAN MANAGE IT. .
mally is so totally getting her belly booboo peirced.
[conversation with mom]...
me: mom im getting my belly button pierced
mom: no your not
me: yes i am
mom: no your not
me: mom im not asking you for your permission, im informing you...
mom: oh
So like...
so im casually browsing through my email. What do i have? 28947398750396
this angers me. Heres a letter to all you assholes:
the truth is out there.
I Came I saw I left
-what i said to my mom when she asked why I left this dinner thing, that was flooding with pensioners.
oh boy I love old people :P
I woke up one morning saying really loudly:
hillarious
I want to pot the last few balls please
[voulez vous coucher avec ma femme avec ma belle-mere presente]
do you want to sleep with my wife when my mother in law is round
is it be possible to get in my pants right after breakfast
I read this on a site somewhere. Its so funny. its about sleep walking and talking:
dad <sleeping>: "ring ring ring. hello?"
me: Dad?
dad: "shut up. ring ring ring. hello?"
me: dad?
dad: "shut UP. Hello?"
me: "hello"
dad: "yeah, okay"
me: <literally rolling on floor, laughing>
dad <awake now>: "what?"
im cold and im eating a twirl.
izzy (the stupid whore) called me at
I have really painfull pins and needles in my feetys
mally: hey rosie how long is your brother? *Realises* shit. i mean. how tall is he. haha
fuck yes
thats my bitch
scene:[izzy calls mally]
izzy: MALLY. its your stupid friend Izzy
mally: uuuugggg I'm a sleep
izzy:um. why?
mally: Its extreamly early in the morning
izzy: mally its 11:30
mally: *silence* its extreamly early in the morning
choyi: I wont go down by myself
mally: haha, i wont go down ONMYSELF
scene:[mally and vag on the phone]
mally: *says something*
vag: *mummbles*
mally: what?
vag: nothing
mally NO TELL ME
vag: *in the cutest voice ever* no, you'll hit me
hes not
im joking ducky
matt isnt that much of an asshole.
In chemistry...there was this looooooooong silence and he sorta just looked at me.
And then....
he walked over to me... and hugged me
which sucked
*mortified*
and chemistry
where were you while we were getting high? Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide....
And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain
scene:[. cold day. talking in our fantastic german linguistic skills]
mally: ICH HEISSE KALT
*silence*
emma: my name is cold?
*silence*
mally: uh i mean. ICH BIN KALT.
emma: yeah thats the one cold :P