[lol me feeling really uh, sexual haaaahahah]
mally: his voice is SO hawt. I could just listen to him for hours and hours. its like, I dont CARE how he looks , hes HOT, so im just fucking lucky, I dont care what hes like, i just want to have sex with his voice.
[mally points at guy walking down to izzy]
mally: hey izzy, you know him over there? hes not hot, and i dont have a crush on him in the slightest, but i keep wanting to stare at him.
izzy: yeah hes cute, me too...lets stare
*Stares*
[rosie and mall]
mally: wanna see me naked?
rosie: No thank you
mally: its okay
mally: wanna see me naked?
rosie: No thank you
mally: its okay
david major is a fucking asshole with a small penis
HOW COULD HE DO THAT.
i wrote a note to my friend.
It had
THE MOSTpersonal things in it. Everything.
I almost died.
hes gonna wish hes never been born.
im just going to hurt you really badly
wow
What is wrong with me
everything is good
history's just been printed out
nighty nighty
Im SO in love
Dont look back in anger
I decided to be productive with souriya and actually
inform you of my dayinstead of um, doing, whatever it is that i do.
but then i woke up.
fuck you.
so all in all it was a rather productive day
thirty five poundsI THINK I CAN MANAGE IT. .
mally is so totally getting her belly booboo peirced.
[conversation with mom]...
me: mom im getting my belly button pierced
mom: no your not
me: yes i am
mom: no your not
me: mom im not asking you for your permission, im informing you...
mom: oh
So like...
so im casually browsing through my email. What do i have? 28947398750396
this angers me. Heres a letter to all you assholes:
the truth is out there.
I Came I saw I left
-what i said to my mom when she asked why I left this dinner thing, that was flooding with pensioners.
oh boy I love old people :P
I woke up one morning saying really loudly:
hillarious
I want to pot the last few balls please
[voulez vous coucher avec ma femme avec ma belle-mere presente]
do you want to sleep with my wife when my mother in law is round
is it be possible to get in my pants right after breakfast
I read this on a site somewhere. Its so funny. its about sleep walking and talking:
dad <sleeping>: "ring ring ring. hello?"
me: Dad?
dad: "shut up. ring ring ring. hello?"
me: dad?
dad: "shut UP. Hello?"
me: "hello"
dad: "yeah, okay"
me: <literally rolling on floor, laughing>
dad <awake now>: "what?"
im cold and im eating a twirl.
izzy (the stupid whore) called me at
I have really painfull pins and needles in my feetys
mally: hey rosie how long is your brother? *Realises* shit. i mean. how tall is he. haha
fuck yes
thats my bitch
scene:[izzy calls mally]
izzy: MALLY. its your stupid friend Izzy
mally: uuuugggg I'm a sleep
izzy:um. why?
mally: Its extreamly early in the morning
izzy: mally its 11:30
mally: *silence* its extreamly early in the morning
choyi: I wont go down by myself
mally: haha, i wont go down ONMYSELF