Brother: Hi
me: *Stares blankly*
brother: you've turned evil again havnt you?
I dont want to talk about it.
I cried to him. He didnt have to say anything. Just knowing that he was there. It meant so much to me I love him with all that i am And all that i can be He's everything ive ever wanted and more Words cannot express how i feel about him But i dont need words Because i know that, every time i see him and everytime i hear his voice I feel it. I hope he feels it too. I hope he realises how i much i love him. Words dont compare to that. I love him so much
David: *Trying to appologise* mally, come here, mally, come here, come here mally
mally: ew im not CUMING anywhere NEAR YOU
I hate thursdays.
I got into bed at 3:30.
I woke up with the biggest buzz of e n e r g y.
I hate david.
Actually
hate is a strong word
about FUCKING time
Highlight of my day
mally: i love it when my moms out, because it means i can run around the house in my panties and bra and noone will ever know
rosie: mally you know your typing alloud right?
[im rummaging through the kiitchen for food]
mom: what are you doing?
mally: im curing world hunger. starting with me
[lol me feeling really uh, sexual haaaahahah]
mally: his voice is SO hawt. I could just listen to him for hours and hours. its like, I dont CARE how he looks , hes HOT, so im just fucking lucky, I dont care what hes like, i just want to have sex with his voice.
[mally points at guy walking down to izzy]
mally: hey izzy, you know him over there? hes not hot, and i dont have a crush on him in the slightest, but i keep wanting to stare at him.
izzy: yeah hes cute, me too...lets stare
*Stares*
[rosie and mall]
mally: wanna see me naked?
rosie: No thank you
mally: its okay
mally: wanna see me naked?
rosie: No thank you
mally: its okay
david major is a fucking asshole with a small penis
HOW COULD HE DO THAT.
i wrote a note to my friend.
It had
THE MOSTpersonal things in it. Everything.
I almost died.
hes gonna wish hes never been born.
im just going to hurt you really badly
wow
What is wrong with me
everything is good
history's just been printed out
nighty nighty
Im SO in love
Dont look back in anger
I decided to be productive with souriya and actually
inform you of my dayinstead of um, doing, whatever it is that i do.
but then i woke up.
fuck you.
so all in all it was a rather productive day
thirty five poundsI THINK I CAN MANAGE IT. .
mally is so totally getting her belly booboo peirced.
[conversation with mom]...
me: mom im getting my belly button pierced
mom: no your not
me: yes i am
mom: no your not
me: mom im not asking you for your permission, im informing you...
mom: oh
So like...
so im casually browsing through my email. What do i have? 28947398750396
this angers me. Heres a letter to all you assholes:
the truth is out there.
I Came I saw I left
-what i said to my mom when she asked why I left this dinner thing, that was flooding with pensioners.
oh boy I love old people :P
I woke up one morning saying really loudly:
hillarious
I want to pot the last few balls please
[voulez vous coucher avec ma femme avec ma belle-mere presente]
do you want to sleep with my wife when my mother in law is round
is it be possible to get in my pants right after breakfast
I read this on a site somewhere. Its so funny. its about sleep walking and talking:
dad <sleeping>: "ring ring ring. hello?"
me: Dad?
dad: "shut up. ring ring ring. hello?"
me: dad?
dad: "shut UP. Hello?"
me: "hello"
dad: "yeah, okay"
me: <literally rolling on floor, laughing>
dad <awake now>: "what?"