omg harriet made me laugh and cry at the same time soo much today.

Okay so we managed to get out of lesson for some time to be really kewl and [go to the toilets] -(As you do).

Anyway I walk in and firstly see the tampon/pad machine for girls.

Me: OMG YOU HAVE TO PAY 50 P FOR A TAMPON. WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO. WTF HAPPENS IF YOUR BLEEDING AND YOU NEED SOME AID AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY MONEY WITH YOU. OMG MOTHERFUCKER. I BET THIS WAS DESIGNED BY A MAN. I MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE THEY HAVE TO WALLOW IN THEIR OWN BLOOD FOR A WEEK EVERY MONTH FOR THE REST OF THEIR SORRY LITTLE LIVES. I THINK NOT. HAH. ITS A DISGRACE. OMG. OMG OMG OMG FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU.
Hatty: *trying to get my attention* MALLY. there are other people IN HERE.
Me: oh jesus christ
person: hi mally
me: um. hello. im sorry about that.
person: lol um. its okay. it happens all the time.



okay well after that. We're just admiring our beauty in the mirror when this year 9 chick runs in crying and goes into the toilet. so naturally, me being the caring and loving person i am, is like ["are you okay.........?"]

She just whimpered and cried harder and said ["we're getting our flu jabs and im so scared of needles. everybodies getting them *Cries"]

So hatty, the most helpfull person on the planet is like:

OMG it hurts SO much doesnt it

I looked at her, totally in disbelief. how the hell could she say that. I hit her and i was like, jesus christ harriet.

she just burst into more tears. and hattys like.

"Youve had it already right?":

Girl: [um no not yet...*Scared face* *Cries*]

I looked at hatty like, omg wtf have you done. and i was rapidly trying to think of away to get her out of this situation.

Hatty: oh um *totally changes her tune* it doesnt hurt at all.

We both just stared at her like. harriet just leave lol.

and THEN she said:

umm WELL IT DOESNT. ACTUALLY IT DOES. NO IT HURTS FOR MOST PEOPLE. NO SOME PEOPLE. IT DIDNT HURT FOR ME UM I UM

at which point i realised force was the only method. i grabbed her hand, appologised, told her it wasnt bad at all and left.

[what the fuck would she dew without me]


and then we're in mid conversatio and i happened to besaying "omg shes so hawt" t the time as this girl walked passed. she sorta stopped in her tracks, put her thumbs up and said "thankssss!!"

Ian Robson best buddy XD.

*punches*

Dont be afraid of me. omg hows helen doing? did you ever get a chance to tie her naked to the chair and whip her until she had an in depth conversation about me?

I sure hope you did

Or ill just hurt you tomororowow. wait. that has too many somethings in it.

oh well....

You always correct me on my spelling and grammar.


motherfucker.




but what would i dew without you. maybe i would die in re next to David.

I wouldnt have anyone to poison with ink.

I wouldnt have anyone to talk about hawt lesbians with.

omg. it hurts to think about it.

please dont die anytime soon..

ide miss yew too much.

Doing english coursework. ugh. Why cant i just finish it and just get it over with already? Why do i have to keep putting it off for anyother time. mmm. Im starting to frustrate myself here. ugh.

 If your happy and you know it

......


Please get the fuck out of my house

he who gossips TO you, gossips ABOUT you

I was just thinking actually. People are just in such a rush to [fall in love...]

I dont understand. I know its an a m a z i n g feeling to know that you love somebody who actually loves you back.

Trust me, that feeling is worth the wait.

It Seems to me that some people are settling for somebody that they can live with when really, you should be waiting for the one you Cant live without.

Sounds dramatic I know.

I wasnt even lewking for a relationship when I met nicholas. But things progressed and i believe that philosophy totally. Because feelings for somebody has to grow into something much s t ro n g e r. Things arnt just placed in front of you.

Maybe for some they are. Not for Me though.

 but i wouldnt have it any other way

 rainbow

Going shopping with mother.

Again.

But This time for actual clothing.

yesssss.

I hope she's feeling Expensive. Because i sure as hell am.

hehehhee

just listening to.....

[Killing in the name]

peace out sistah

pss: ew i died my hair purple. its hardly even showing up. the red/purple i had in my hair before was even brighter. motherfucker. not impressed

http://www.freewebs.com/benstroozies/

 its some funny shit people

 a rather dangerous combination actually

I guess its my Birthday today.

Happy birthday to me

I <3 him

A note From TEH VAG

[A Note To Teh Nicholas from vag]

 i appologise for her um. uniqueness. 

*Mally telling vag who was online on her contact list*

Me: this guy called tom, this girl called kirsty, this guy called Ian, This guy called Brad, this guy called Cal, this girl called nikita, this guy called uh girl.

Ian Is TEH SHITZ muthafucka.

And Im a

motherfucking gangsta

:::Ian's Just Jealous Cos I Got Nice Legs:::

Fifteen years ago yesterday two days tomorow today one day tomorow I was born

Fifteen years ago yesterday two days tomorow today one day tomorow I was born

fifteen years ago two days tomorow I was born

Anybody?

Yes please

Nick: Its because i dont feel I have to be "cool" around you.
Me: Trust me. your not.

Chemistry: I dont want to talk about it.

But Ian thanks for all the help. I still dont understand Balancing equations. Yeah i dont care if you find it easy. I dont.

please fuck off and die

[Not you Ian. I <3 you. Just everybody else please. Thanks].


And on the topic of thank yous and call outs to people :

[+] Ben I appologise for um, saying, well I believe my exact words were "Please Die". Im really sorry. I dont want you to die. I just. I was just pissed off. You can continue talking to me on msn if you want. No more death threats. Promise.


[+] Matt PLEASE stop asking my mother for her phone number its just wrong. And no i didnt tell you that you could "touch her" and no you cant educate my brother on the joys of puberty and masterbation.


[+] Izzy I DEW love you. Even though our conversation was sorta like :

Izzy: Mally! I love you
Me: *Silence* I hate you.

You know I love you. I just dont Love chemistry thats all.

[+] Nicholas. Thanks for the anal.

[+] Joe, im still coming over to play Halo. I dont care if your afraid.

[+] Joe ([yewp and again]) its not funny writing "[Mally loves cock]" Places I cant reach. One day Ill grow and really hurt you. Actually Ill hurt you now and just grow later.

[+] David you may possibly be the most annoying motherfucker on this planet but you know I <3 you. kinda. sorta. Thanks for getting me out of that study room though.
Very brave of you. But next time Ian's tryiing to teach me, please just die, temporairly or something.

[+]Izzy Im coming to your house tomorow. I hope you read this before Tomorrow. If not, oops, and doesnt matter, Im Still coming over. If you do, imma be spontainious and come over to your house tomorow. this conversation never happened.

[+] Mark I know your new and everything. But that is no excuse. Smugly raising your eyebrows and saying "alright" to me doesnt make us friends Yet. I know you think Im weird but i really dont care. Your not too great either but im not complaining. btw. nice hair.

[+] Bell Me miss you.

[+] Phil My reflexes Are improving. Sooner or later you'll never be able to attack me during break, lunch and other gaps that we may cross eachother. Oh and thanks for the breif sex just before my spanish orals. Too bad you came too soon. I mean, too bad you left too soon. Phil. I hate you.

Phil: *following mally* mally turn around
me: NO I DONT LIKE IT FROM BEHIND.
phil: ooh thats not waht you said last night *picks up*
me: shit.

[+] MATT. Muffy muffy muffy. I know you are stressed but thats no excuse for totally screaming at me today. And no breast luck either. hah. people saw you.





Brother: Your so gay you idiot ([vicious I know])
Me: Uh whats wrong with gay people? are you homaphobic?
Brother: no its just gross . like gay men *Shudders*
Me: so why are you calling me gay like its an insult. homopobe
Brother: what does that mean
Me: people who are anti gays
Brother: oh I thought it ment people who were afraid of gays.
me: lmao
Brother: it said phobic on it. you gay idiot.





Matt: mally, would you ever fuck a fat person?
Me: lol hmm i dont think so :P unless i was REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH THEM. AND HEAVILY SEDATED.