[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
Did you ever know that your my hero and everything i would like to be i can fly higher than an eagle because you are the wind beneath my wings
[For my Beauty, Nicholas....]
Tale as old as time
true as it can be
Barely even friends
then somebody bends
unexpetectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the beast
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
as the sun will rise
oOoOoOoh OH OH oooh!
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise
OoOoOoOooOH oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beast
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beast
Becky is love
o.m.g SIMON LEFT BLUE PETER.
omg harriet made me laugh and cry at the same time soo much today.
Okay so we managed to get out of lesson for some time to be really kewl and [go to the toilets] -(As you do).
Anyway I walk in and firstly see the tampon/pad machine for girls.
Me: OMG YOU HAVE TO PAY 50 P FOR A TAMPON. WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO. WTF HAPPENS IF YOUR BLEEDING AND YOU NEED SOME AID AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY MONEY WITH YOU. OMG MOTHERFUCKER. I BET THIS WAS DESIGNED BY A MAN. I MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE THEY HAVE TO WALLOW IN THEIR OWN BLOOD FOR A WEEK EVERY MONTH FOR THE REST OF THEIR SORRY LITTLE LIVES. I THINK NOT. HAH. ITS A DISGRACE. OMG. OMG OMG OMG FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU.
Hatty: *trying to get my attention* MALLY. there are other people IN HERE.
Me: oh jesus christ
person: hi mally
me: um. hello. im sorry about that.
person: lol um. its okay. it happens all the time.
okay well after that. We're just admiring our beauty in the mirror when this year 9 chick runs in crying and goes into the toilet. so naturally, me being the caring and loving person i am, is like ["are you okay.........?"]
She just whimpered and cried harder and said ["we're getting our flu jabs and im so scared of needles. everybodies getting them *Cries"]
So hatty, the most helpfull person on the planet is like:
OMG it hurts SO much doesnt it
I looked at her, totally in disbelief. how the hell could she say that. I hit her and i was like, jesus christ harriet.
she just burst into more tears. and hattys like.
"Youve had it already right?":
Girl: [um no not yet...*Scared face* *Cries*]
I looked at hatty like, omg wtf have you done. and i was rapidly trying to think of away to get her out of this situation.
Hatty: oh um *totally changes her tune* it doesnt hurt at all.
We both just stared at her like. harriet just leave lol.
and THEN she said:
umm WELL IT DOESNT. ACTUALLY IT DOES. NO IT HURTS FOR MOST PEOPLE. NO SOME PEOPLE. IT DIDNT HURT FOR ME UM I UM
at which point i realised force was the only method. i grabbed her hand, appologised, told her it wasnt bad at all and left.
[what the fuck would she dew without me]
and then we're in mid conversatio and i happened to besaying "omg shes so hawt" t the time as this girl walked passed. she sorta stopped in her tracks, put her thumbs up and said "thankssss!!"
Ian Robson best buddy XD.
*punches*
Dont be afraid of me. omg hows helen doing? did you ever get a chance to tie her naked to the chair and whip her until she had an in depth conversation about me?
I sure hope you did
Or ill just hurt you tomororowow. wait. that has too many somethings in it.
oh well....
You always correct me on my spelling and grammar.
motherfucker.
but what would i dew without you. maybe i would die in re next to David.
I wouldnt have anyone to poison with ink.
I wouldnt have anyone to talk about hawt lesbians with.
omg. it hurts to think about it.
please dont die anytime soon..
ide miss yew too much.
a dedication for my nerd:
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow
So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow
[Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so]
I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
[Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry]
Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you
Our song :) Coldplay tickles my toes.
Ian's just weird though.
But still O so kewl.
If I could eat you - I would.
Religon would never be the same with out you poop.
Remember:
Ian: [ive always dound girl panties uncomferatble.
I heart you
a dedication for my nerd:
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow
So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow
[Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so]
I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
[Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry]
Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you
Our song :) Coldplay tickles my toes.
Ian's just weird though.
But still O so kewl.
Doing english coursework. ugh. Why cant i just finish it and just get it over with already? Why do i have to keep putting it off for anyother time. mmm. Im starting to frustrate myself here. ugh.
Nicholas you are the one I [<3 love <3]. If your happy and you know it ...... Please get the fuck out of my house
omfg. I just watched the stupidest show. ["When animals attack...."].
You know what?. its not [when animals attack....] its more like [whens stupid people get bitten].
This guy got eaten by a fox.
hahaha.
well not totally. just a little.
i dont know if that makes it grosser or better?
Friend: *explains herself for the 100th time*
Me: ok ok ok ok ok ok i understand. wait what?
friend: MALLY
[A wise man once said,"I don't know go ask a woman" ]
PLEASE dont ask me
he who gossips TO you, gossips ABOUT you
mally: *freaks out in the underwear shop*
Vag: honestly. its like a kid in a candy store. *silence* Wait, its like me in a candy store.
mally you and your FEWD!
I was just thinking actually. People are just in such a rush to [fall in love...]
I dont understand. I know its an a m a z i n g feeling to know that you love somebody who actually loves you back.
Trust me, that feeling is worth the wait.
It Seems to me that some people are settling for somebody that they can live with when really, you should be waiting for the one you Cant live without.
Sounds dramatic I know.
I wasnt even lewking for a relationship when I met nicholas. But things progressed and i believe that philosophy totally. Because feelings for somebody has to grow into something much s t ro n g e r. Things arnt just placed in front of you.
Maybe for some they are. Not for Me though.
but i wouldnt have it any other way
Its worth it
Oh and also, people argue. Its natural. Its humane.
" Just because two people argue it doesn’t mean they don’t love each other. Just because two people don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do. "
As quoted from me. lol im so stupid.
I also read somewhere that it takes both Rain and sunshine to make a
rainbow.
Going shopping with mother.
Again.
But This time for actual clothing.
yesssss.
I hope she's feeling Expensive. Because i sure as hell am.
hehehhee
just listening to.....
[Killing in the name]
peace out sistah
pss: ew i died my hair purple. its hardly even showing up. the red/purple i had in my hair before was even brighter. motherfucker. not impressed
http://www.freewebs.com/bens troozies/
Mah dearest friend Ben along with his Stunning [troozies].
its some funny shit people
This is what you get when you get three guys, a pair of trousers, an internet connection and Waaaayyy too much time on their hands.
a rather dangerous combination actually
Written about Friday 2005-04-22
Written: (7157 days ago)
I guess its my Birthday today.
Happy birthday to me
matts poem to me
Happy birthday to you
your name is mally , not poo
although it tastes quite nasty
Ide still like to eat you
I <3 him
A note From TEH VAG
-+- i am doin anythin...hehe
hehe
n dave...dnt read this everyday
really sad u no
GET A LIFE...U NO
Vag: *sits on mallys ladder she keeps in her room* this is really uncomfertable. how do you sit on this for a living?
Vag: is nick online?
Me: no hes 'away'
Vag: DOESNT HE HAVE A LIFE
Me: your saying that because hes NOT on msn he DOESNT have a life?
vag: YES :)
[A Note To Teh Nicholas from vag]
heya apple boy.....mally so has to marry you...you are my access to lucky charms, candy corn, jolly ranchers, gatorade and erm....what else....oooooo
MALLYBU/MALLYB
LADY is now speaking:
i appologise for her um. uniqueness.
explanation for the clit thing
me i just clicked my clit
no people i didnt really
*Mally telling vag who was online on her contact list*
Me: this guy called tom, this girl called kirsty, this guy called Ian, This guy called Brad, this guy called Cal, this girl called nikita, this guy called uh girl.
Ian Is TEH SHITZ muthafucka.
And Im a
motherfucking gangsta
:::Ian's Just Jealous Cos I Got Nice Legs:::
Fifteen years ago yesterday two days tomorow today one day tomorow I was born
Fifteen years ago yesterday two days tomorow today one day tomorow I was born
fifteen years ago two days tomorow I was born
Anybody?
Yes please