Me: *on the phone to somebody* helloooo
Steven: um who is this?
Me: I am your worst...um....uhh...*totally forgets*...
Steven: nightmare by anychance?
Me: Damn straight dawg





Some guy to me: You maybe small but you have the power to kill
Me: ooh yesss

When will you realise that in a relationship with someone that you are totally in love with:

[x] Its not about how much they give you. [Its about how much you will give them]

[x] Its not about how much you can give them. [Its about how much you are willing to share]

[x] Its not about who is dominating each situation. [Its about how the two of you deal with a situation together]

[x] Its not about whether you are right [If your other half is wrong, you are not too right either]

[x] Its not about whether you are wrong [its whether they will help you right]

[x] Its not about who seems weaker if they let go of a lingering argument. [Because that makes you stronger]

[x] Its not just "me" and "you" [Its "us" and "We"]

[x] Its not who can hold on the longest [Its about who can let go]

[x] Its not about how many people fall in love with you [Its about falling in love with one person]

[x] Its not about recognising problems in the future [It’s about working through them together]

[x] Its not about who can talk [Its about who can listen]

[x] Its not about telling the person you love that you love them a thousand times and not meaning it [Its about saying it just once and meaning it from the bottom of your heart]

[x] Its not about physical appearance [Its love. Not Lust]

[x] Its not about being perfect [Its not about trying to be perfect]

[x] Its not about making do with somebody who you can live with. [Its about loving the person you cannot live without]

[x] Its not about changing the person you love [Its about accepting them and loving them for who they are and not for what they’re not.]

[x] Its not about criticizing them [It’s about helping them be the best person they can]

[x] Its not just about screaming and crying until your lungs run dry [It’s about being the one to cry to]

[x] Its not about me [It’s about you]

[x] Its not about you [It’s about us]

[x] Its not about now [It’s about forever....]

[x] Its not just about loving them when they need it [Its about loving them when they don’t]

[x] Its not about loving conditionally [it’s about loving them unconditionally]

[x] Its not about how much sympathy you can give them [It’s about hurting with them]

[x] Its not just about the good times [Its about the bad times too]

[x] Its not about never letting them breathe [Its about letting them fight their own battles]

[x] Its not about saying goodbye [Its about never]


[x] [Love……] is about Nicholas

I hate my father

You really have the wrong sorta attitude Kiran."

 thats my fault too

[Mallybudupupu]

 my dear friend david

Hahaha Re was pretty funneh today..Our teacher was just explaining how he used to be in the police force. [which reminds me "the police"= amazing]. Anyway it went a little something like this :

Sir: yes i was in the police force for some years
person one: OMG DID YOU HAVE A GUN
Person two: DID YOU SHOOT ANYBODY
ME: [OMG DID YOU HAVE HANDCUFFS?! WILL YOU ARREST ME OFFICER]


L.M.F.A.O.

Note writing by Ian and Malavika

[This is when i understand the situation: let me explain. While this is going on...
I threw ink
into David's eye.
haha. it must have hurt I guess.
His eyes were watering.
and he has a funny voice
and was like saying it how Ian spelt it phonetically the first time.
But im stupid
So i didnt understand this initially]

Right now I need more money more than I have Ever needed.

Becky is love

o.m.g SIMON LEFT BLUE PETER.

omg harriet made me laugh and cry at the same time soo much today.

Okay so we managed to get out of lesson for some time to be really kewl and [go to the toilets] -(As you do).

Anyway I walk in and firstly see the tampon/pad machine for girls.

Me: OMG YOU HAVE TO PAY 50 P FOR A TAMPON. WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO. WTF HAPPENS IF YOUR BLEEDING AND YOU NEED SOME AID AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY MONEY WITH YOU. OMG MOTHERFUCKER. I BET THIS WAS DESIGNED BY A MAN. I MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE THEY HAVE TO WALLOW IN THEIR OWN BLOOD FOR A WEEK EVERY MONTH FOR THE REST OF THEIR SORRY LITTLE LIVES. I THINK NOT. HAH. ITS A DISGRACE. OMG. OMG OMG OMG FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU.
Hatty: *trying to get my attention* MALLY. there are other people IN HERE.
Me: oh jesus christ
person: hi mally
me: um. hello. im sorry about that.
person: lol um. its okay. it happens all the time.



okay well after that. We're just admiring our beauty in the mirror when this year 9 chick runs in crying and goes into the toilet. so naturally, me being the caring and loving person i am, is like ["are you okay.........?"]

She just whimpered and cried harder and said ["we're getting our flu jabs and im so scared of needles. everybodies getting them *Cries"]

So hatty, the most helpfull person on the planet is like:

OMG it hurts SO much doesnt it

I looked at her, totally in disbelief. how the hell could she say that. I hit her and i was like, jesus christ harriet.

she just burst into more tears. and hattys like.

"Youve had it already right?":

Girl: [um no not yet...*Scared face* *Cries*]

I looked at hatty like, omg wtf have you done. and i was rapidly trying to think of away to get her out of this situation.

Hatty: oh um *totally changes her tune* it doesnt hurt at all.

We both just stared at her like. harriet just leave lol.

and THEN she said:

umm WELL IT DOESNT. ACTUALLY IT DOES. NO IT HURTS FOR MOST PEOPLE. NO SOME PEOPLE. IT DIDNT HURT FOR ME UM I UM

at which point i realised force was the only method. i grabbed her hand, appologised, told her it wasnt bad at all and left.

[what the fuck would she dew without me]


and then we're in mid conversatio and i happened to besaying "omg shes so hawt" t the time as this girl walked passed. she sorta stopped in her tracks, put her thumbs up and said "thankssss!!"

Ian Robson best buddy XD.

*punches*

Dont be afraid of me. omg hows helen doing? did you ever get a chance to tie her naked to the chair and whip her until she had an in depth conversation about me?

I sure hope you did

Or ill just hurt you tomororowow. wait. that has too many somethings in it.

oh well....

You always correct me on my spelling and grammar.


motherfucker.




but what would i dew without you. maybe i would die in re next to David.

I wouldnt have anyone to poison with ink.

I wouldnt have anyone to talk about hawt lesbians with.

omg. it hurts to think about it.

please dont die anytime soon..

ide miss yew too much.

Doing english coursework. ugh. Why cant i just finish it and just get it over with already? Why do i have to keep putting it off for anyother time. mmm. Im starting to frustrate myself here. ugh.

 If your happy and you know it

......


Please get the fuck out of my house

he who gossips TO you, gossips ABOUT you

I was just thinking actually. People are just in such a rush to [fall in love...]

I dont understand. I know its an a m a z i n g feeling to know that you love somebody who actually loves you back.

Trust me, that feeling is worth the wait.

It Seems to me that some people are settling for somebody that they can live with when really, you should be waiting for the one you Cant live without.

Sounds dramatic I know.

I wasnt even lewking for a relationship when I met nicholas. But things progressed and i believe that philosophy totally. Because feelings for somebody has to grow into something much s t ro n g e r. Things arnt just placed in front of you.

Maybe for some they are. Not for Me though.

 but i wouldnt have it any other way

 rainbow

Going shopping with mother.

Again.

But This time for actual clothing.

yesssss.

I hope she's feeling Expensive. Because i sure as hell am.

hehehhee

just listening to.....

[Killing in the name]

peace out sistah

pss: ew i died my hair purple. its hardly even showing up. the red/purple i had in my hair before was even brighter. motherfucker. not impressed

http://www.freewebs.com/benstroozies/

 its some funny shit people

 a rather dangerous combination actually

I guess its my Birthday today.

Happy birthday to me

I <3 him

A note From TEH VAG

[A Note To Teh Nicholas from vag]

 i appologise for her um. uniqueness. 

*Mally telling vag who was online on her contact list*

Me: this guy called tom, this girl called kirsty, this guy called Ian, This guy called Brad, this guy called Cal, this girl called nikita, this guy called uh girl.