[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
owwww.
Nicholas I miss yew
Im at my godparents house.
When my brother was smaller...
He called my god mother "dada"
And my god father “Papa”…
Kinda grew on me (I was only like 4)…
So im at Dada and papa’s house right now….
I was just down stairs with my mom and dada talking…
Our conversations are great:
dada: you need to get a man.
me: lmfao. “I need a man” haha
Dada: we’re gonna get you a man who is six foot five inches. *laughs at herself – mom laughs too*
me: umm
Dada: so that in future generations your kids might be almost average height.
me: *pouts* lol
Dada: hahaha it has to be two extreams of like 3 foot and six foot five
me: oh. My. Gawd. I am NOT three foot *Gasp*
dada: hahaha
me: dada do you know how tall 3 foot is. Or how tall it really isn’t?
dada: *laughing*
me: its like *thinks* I cant even work it out. Oh wait its like 90 cm.
*laughs* That’s not even a meter.
dada: and?
me: AND OMG. GOODBYE.
dada: I should buy you a step stool for your wedding….
me: ill be FINE THANKS.
mom: *decides to come into the conversation. Maybe she’s gonna help me out* yeah I was watching this show of cosmetic surgery. The things they can do! *wrong*
me: MOM what are you saying!?
mom: its amazing like, whatever you need they can do for you.
dada: yeah you know what we need to do. We need to break off her legs (great) and put some metal stilts in them and then put the other half on top.
me: *horrified*
mom: yeah they do that too ([suddenly mom’s the expert on cosmetic surgery])
dada: yeah seriously you should
mom: yes * a moment of silence like they are really thinking about it*
*even more silence*
me: WHAT?...NO you crazy women. Your not gonna do anything to my body. NO METAL BARS . NOTHING. Whats wrong with being small ANYWAY.
dada: nothing at all!
me: then what …:S
mom: mm yeah maybe you don’t need surgery
me: I cannot believe we are having this conversation.
lewk I can write in italics
that must mean that i am really super cool
i also have too much time on my hands
yesterday was teh best day ever.
Anybody know anything about shopping for guys?
msg me please
Answer the questions!!
What would you do if I?
1) I committed suicide:
2) I said I liked you:
3) I kissed you:
4) I lived next door to you:
5) I started smoking:
6) I stole something:
7) I was hospitalized:
8) I ran away from home:
9) I got into a fight and you weren't there:
What do you think about my:
1) Personality:
2) Eyes:
3) Face:
4) Hair:
5) Body:
6) Mannerisms:
from teh vag
1) seriously cry
2)
3)..hell yer
4)...neva b bored
5)...erm...haven
6)....erm...pass
7)...cry n neva leave the hospital bed till u were betta
8) find u
9) i wud run 2 whereva u were
Personality - ace n unique
eyes---so cool
face----perfec
hair----ammoni
body -- damn fine
Im loving it
just checking
just checking
just checking
Just something to imagine
You are incredibly high.
You are standing on top of a giant hill.
Overlooking a small sleeping town below you.
The Hot breeze to running through your hair.
Your holding the hand of on of your friends. Best friend maybe.
Standing a foot apart from eachother.
and the whole world ahead of you.
S l e e p i n g .
You hold her hand tighter.
You take a deep breath.
And you run
faster than you have Ever run before.
Your r u n n i n g so f a s t you almost feel dead.
Your feet are moving.
The World is moving.
Your heart it racing.
You cant breathe.
The ground is throbing.
pulsing beneath your feet.
The sky is melting.
The clouds are breaking.
You close your eyes.
And you Scream
OMFG HAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHA LMFAO LOL LOL LOL HAA IM GOING TO FAINT AND DIE AND UGHGGG LOOK AT THE FLOWER CHILDREN. OKAY OMG. HAIR. GINGNER. HMMM. YOU FEMINIST. FUCK YOU
ugh fucking dad
I hate him
He's trying to ruin my life
My conversation with Ben...Jenner....oh gosh
Ben
i no why your up so late because you dont need your beauty sleep
me
ooh ben
what do you mean?
Ben
i mean you are already beautiful so u dont need your beauty sleep
Me
oh *blushes* really ben, im not
Ben:
You are Mally
My conversation with Ben...Jenner....oh gosh
Ben
i no why your up so late because you dont need your beauty sleep
me
ooh ben
what do you mean?
Ben
i mean you are already beautiful so u dont need your beauty sleep
Me
oh *blushes* really ben, im not
Ben:
You are Mally
NEVER DOUBT CAPTAIN PLANET. HE WILL KICK YOUR LITTLE HINEY
Intro
Welcome to the Captain Planet and the Planeteers guide at TV Tome.
Our world is in peril, Gaia, the spirit of the earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet, she sends five magic rings to five special young people:
Kwame: From Africa, with the power of Earth..
From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire
From the Soviet Union, Linka, with the Power of the Wind
From Asia, Gi, with the power of the Water
And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart
When the five powers combine, they summon earth's greatest champion, CAPTAIN PLANET!
GO PLANET!!!!
Captain Planet was created by billionaire Ted Turner in the early 90's to spread awareness of the environmental damage done to earth every year, at the same time providing the action and thrills that a Saturday mourning cartoon needs to be a hit.
This special effort worked. BIG TIME. The show ran for six long successful years, with three seasons divided between DIC animation, and Hannah-Barbera
THE POWER IS YOURS!
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
GO PLANET
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
Captain Planet, He's A Hero
Gonna Take Pollution Down To Zero
He's Our Powers Magnified
And He's Fighting On The Planet's Side
Captain Planet
He's a Hero
Gonna Take Pollution Down To Zero
Gonna Help Him Pull Asunder
Bad Guys Who Like to Loot and Plunder
(Lotton Plunder: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET)
We're the Planeteers
You Can Be One Too
'Cause Saving Our Planet Is The Thing To Do
Looting And Polluting Is Not The Way!
Here's what Captain Planet Has To Say:
THE POWER IS YOURS!
awwwww TOM is teh c u t e s t .
During physics Tom was like ["Mally can I talk to you please"].
I said "Sure babe". But Suddenly he was like :
Oh it doesnt matter Ill tell you tonight on msn....
No tom. It does matter.
So he dragged me to the corner of the room. and raped me.
haha.
[JOKING GUYS!!!!]
lol. So we went to teh corner and he's like.
[I dont know If im going to Jame's party because i just cant be bothered. But i dont want him to know. that okay?].
I was like "Yeah thats fine sweeetiekins"
He sorta Blushed and said :
"thank you mally, I just wanted my bestfriend to know before anything else"
I felt my heart melt.
*Hugs him*
gewd day
I love you neekolas
Gewdnight
Izzy: I dont know why hes doing it
Me: why
Izzy: *Really flowy and fast* Why do i not know why hes doing it i dont know mally
Me: dont go there girlfriend. *in really gay spacker voice* dont
[How sexy are you?]
[Find out your sauce level.]
[You're SIZZLING] (and you know it)
You hardly need us to remind you that you radiate raunch: you're a walking, talking goddess. No man has a snowball's chance when you decide you want him - he's about to be eaten for breakfast. Your cast-iron confidence is admirable - we'll have some of that, please. But, occasionally, you can come across as downright scary. A milder man might not be a match for your full-on sexiness and unstoppable innuendoes. Sometimes, in fact, he might prefer a cup of tea.
[Boost your sex appeal by:] not feeling you have to be full-on sexy 24/7. Showing that there's more to you than sultry stares and saucy comments.
OoOoOoOoOoOo things are going really gewd today XD
Why things are so gewd
[x] I feel so much more confident :O Im just liking my self haha. lol I know that seems pretty vain (I guess) but mmm. I just feel confident. I dont feel embarrased to talk infront of people and bla bla bla.
[x] On the topic of confidence I feel like ive done really well on my drama exam :D yess! I kicked Ass.
LoL:
"[Goodmorning America welcome to Cathy and Karl on the couch! Im cathy *Ian says "im Karl" extreamly gay* and thats the couch]"
[x] Nicholas
[x] Had gewd Pizza today :O
[x] I outwitted Tom
[x] Rowan noticed I have purple hair
[x] I cant think. more later.
Me: *on the phone to somebody* helloooo
Steven: um who is this?
Me: I am your worst...um....
Steven: nightmare by anychance?
Me: Damn straight dawg
Some guy to me: You maybe small but you have the power to kill
Me: ooh yesss
When will you realise that in a relationship with someone that you are totally in love with:
[x] Its not about how much they give you. [Its about how much you will give them]
[x] Its not about how much you can give them. [Its about how much you are willing to share]
[x] Its not about who is dominating each situation. [Its about how the two of you deal with a situation together]
[x] Its not about whether you are right [If your other half is wrong, you are not too right either]
[x] Its not about whether you are wrong [its whether they will help you right]
[x] Its not about who seems weaker if they let go of a lingering argument. [Because that makes you stronger]
[x] Its not just "me" and "you" [Its "us" and "We"]
[x] Its not who can hold on the longest [Its about who can let go]
[x] Its not about how many people fall in love with you [Its about falling in love with one person]
[x] Its not about recognising problems in the future [It’s about working through them together]
[x] Its not about who can talk [Its about who can listen]
[x] Its not about telling the person you love that you love them a thousand times and not meaning it [Its about saying it just once and meaning it from the bottom of your heart]
[x] Its not about physical appearance [Its love. Not Lust]
[x] Its not about being perfect [Its not about trying to be perfect]
[x] Its not about making do with somebody who you can live with. [Its about loving the person you cannot live without]
[x] Its not about changing the person you love [Its about accepting them and loving them for who they are and not for what they’re not.]
[x] Its not about criticizing them [It’s about helping them be the best person they can]
[x] Its not just about screaming and crying until your lungs run dry [It’s about being the one to cry to]
[x] Its not about me [It’s about you]
[x] Its not about you [It’s about us]
[x] Its not about now [It’s about forever....]
[x] Its not just about loving them when they need it [Its about loving them when they don’t]
[x] Its not about loving conditionally [it’s about loving them unconditionally]
[x] Its not about how much sympathy you can give them [It’s about hurting with them]
[x] Its not just about the good times [Its about the bad times too]
[x] Its not about never letting them breathe [Its about letting them fight their own battles]
[x] Its not about saying goodbye [Its about never]
[x] [Love……] is about Nicholas