[choke_on_dreams]'s diary

571936 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-10
Written: (7139 days ago)

[O.M.F.F.F.F.F.G]

dear santa,

please buy me the entire contents of this store

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/?cm_mmc=aa-_-sp05p4-_-swm-_-12400

lots of love and kisses....

mally

571934 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-10
Written: (7139 days ago)

I WONT DIE IZZY. ILL JUST TRY NOT TO SWOLLOW MY PHONE. AGAIN

571921 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-10
Written: (7139 days ago)

Next in thread: 571923

I woke up

And the next thing I know

Im alive

I blink

And suddenly

Im dead

again

571894 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-10
Written: (7139 days ago)

[It feels so good to be loved......]

571890 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-10
Written: (7139 days ago)

Ian: *explains how he did like 4 1/2 pages for drama homework"

Me: oh dewd, thats totally bleeding man

Ian: most of it is just a stage plan though

Me: HAH CHEATER

Ian: shup!

571790 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-10
Written: (7139 days ago)

me and Mally were on the phone*

Izzy: Mally, have you put the phone in your mouth again?
*silence*
... You have, haven't you?
Mally: *tries to say something*
*fails*
Izzy: I'm sorry, Mally, I can't hear you because you have a phone in your mouth.

~*~

Mally: Did you call me?
Izzy: No Mally, I'm talking to you telepathically.

~*~

Mally: Are you talking to me now?
Izzy: No Mally, I'm talking to abrick.

~*~

Mally: And Rosalind's boyfriend's sister, no. Wait. Boyfriend's girlfriend. No. Sister's boyfriend... Uhh... Girlfriend's boyfriend... No. No. Brother's girlfriend...
Izzy: Rosalind's brother's ex-girlfriend?
*silence*

~*~

Mally: I didn't realise what I was saying until I realised what I was saying it.

~*~

Mally: *ganster black woman voice* You talking to me?
Izzy: No
Mally: Is it 'cos I'm black?
Izzy: ...Yers.

571741 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-10
Written: (7139 days ago)

[Me talking about rosies brothers ex girlfriend.....]

me:rosalinds boyfreinds sister... boyfriends girlfriend... sisters boyfriend... girlfriends boyfriend.. brothers girlfriend.
Izzy: *pause* *laughs ass off* Rosalinds brothers ex girlfriend?
me: YES finally.

571565 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-10
Written: (7139 days ago)

Sign on Cigarette pack:

Nobody likes a quitter

571136 Link to this entry
Written about Monday 2005-05-09
Written: (7140 days ago)

too tired to talk.

nicks back

yes

571135 Link to this entry
Written about Monday 2005-05-09
Written: (7140 days ago)

[me and vag going through math questions]

me: omg you are going to FAIL
vag: hey if im going to fail what the hell are your chances

571006 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-05-07
Written: (7142 days ago)

Cruisin' on down Main Street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Octopus in the neighborhood!

Surfin' on a sound wave
Swingin' through the stars
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars.

On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Navigate a nostril
Climb on THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Spank a plankton, too
On our Magic School Bus
Raft a river of lava
On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Such a fine thing to do!

So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don't be shy —
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie

On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS...
Step inside — it's a wilder ride!
Come on — ride on THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!

OMG I FUCKING LOVED THIS SHOW

570914 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-05-07
Written: (7142 days ago)

Just as a poet needs inspiration to write a masterpiece

         I need you ...

   Just as an artist needs a subject for his work of art,

         I need you ...

   Just as a teacher needs a pupil to mold into greatness,

        I need you ...

   Just as a composer needs a theme to create a timeless   melody,

        I need you ...

nick..... I love you

570891 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-05-07
Written: (7142 days ago)

[The imperfect girl........]

570874 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-05-07
Written: (7142 days ago)

today imma go to some beauty place and my mom and i are getting some sort of FACIAL!
m a g i c a l.

I feel like I want to rent out a movie tonight. mmm.

Im feeling this sudden strong interest in politics

I had a funny dream last night.

I was with some people. I dont even think I know them. And i was smoking weed....out of some windows that magically appeared in my rewm.

I was having a hard time pulling....

I had a whole box full of joints just waiting for me.

Anyway....Nobody else was having any.

I wasnt even feeling the .e f f e c t. until i took a huge drag

and allowed it to like stay in my lungs.

it felt good

--------------END OF TEH DREAM----------------

570862 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-05-07
Written: (7142 days ago)

OoOoOoOoOoO
[NICHOLAS IS COMING BACK TOMORROW]
OoOoOoOoOoO

570671 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-05-06
Written: (7143 days ago)

When you started going through puberty, which of the following developments happened first?
Rapid growth of penis 10.9%
Rapid growth of testicles/scrotum 6.5%
Appearance of pubic hair 69.6%
I haven't started puberty yet 0.6%
I can't remember 12.3%

Which of the following did you experience first?
Orgasm by masturbating, but I didn't ejaculate 45.7%
Ejaculation by masturbating 37.1%
Nocturnal emission ("wet dream") 13.6%
Spontaneous ejaculation (e.g., while making out with a girl) 2.3%
Orgasm through sexual intercourse 0.6%
I have neither orgasmed nor ejaculated yet 0.6%

On the average, about how often do you have a nocturnal emission ("wet dream")?
Twice or more a week 2.0%
Once a week 3.3%
Once every two weeks 4.9%
Once a month or less — but I do get them occasionally 40.5%
I've never had a nocturnal emission 49.2%

On the average, about how many times per week do you masturbate to orgasm?
21 or more times per week (at least 3x per day) 6.8%
14-20 times per week 17.5%
10-13 times per week 16.1%
7-9 times per week 25.5%
4-6 times per week 22.2%
2-3 times per week 9.9%
once or less per week 2.0%

570533 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-05-06
Written: (7143 days ago)

ugghh lol im not having a very good day. I dislike being a girl at this time of Teh month.......
If your thinking that things couldnt get w o r s e your just probably lakcing suffient imagination.

Well im planning on getting quite alot of homework actually Completeted this weekend. Its difficult though when ive always thought that :

"Its only homework if its due tomorrow"

My concert is on sunday.
mmm...

bush implied that the only reason to have a nuclear arsenal would be to take over the world.. irronic, isn't it?

570531 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-05-06
Written: (7143 days ago)

hmmm if my calculations are correct. ([I spent a long time working on this.....])

slinky + escalator = endless supply of fun

570529 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-05-06
Written: (7143 days ago)

I would have made a good pope

570493 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-05-06
Written: (7143 days ago)

Im pissed off.

No cool writing today folks

too much to type.

Okay well my friend, Emma..well, she is my friend. stating the ovbious I know but still. We arnt the cloest of friends,we talk and yeah we have fun together but we're not like best friends. I hate it when my friends get hurt. I wont let it happen. You see, emma, is pretty much like me, shes kinda small and mmm yeah. very pretty tew :) but teh thing is shes going out with this amazzzing guy called steven.

apparantly the problem here is that steven is really tall. Ill explain in a moment.
Height doesnt matter at all. I dont think so anyway. They love eachother so why should something as insignificant as height have to do with anything. another thing, emma is 14 and stevo is 17. 3 years. shes going to be 15 soon anyway. so thats two years.
Thats besides the point anyway beacuse, like they love eachother, it doesnt matter about anything like that. especially age and height.

Theyve been going out for what? maybe 4 to 5 months now? and at the start, i guess it might have looked a little odd. not bad. just odd. kinda differnt. but as time went on, i realised that they really liked eachother. i mean, you can see it in their eyes. they way they are when theyr with eachother.

Anyway the fucckbags at my school, just...well..fuckbag.
they follow them around screwming "STEVO TEH PEDO" - almost as if they are literary geniouses. trust me your not.

its not hard to rearange some letters so they sound alike.

stevo and pedo.

very lame.

anyway, at the beginining okay, maybe it was understandable, for people to be , i dont know, sort of judging their relationship on the appearence of the couple. im srue everybody does it. but its beenn 5 months now and it isnt just funnny taking the piss sorta thing anymore. this is bullying.

hoards of people, fucking year 9s and fucking year 11s follow them them around yelling abuse. throwing shit.

Its fucking low.

anyway. At first it bothered them a littlebit but im sure they understood that people must have some sort of opinoons on how they appear. maybe theyll give up. but as time went on...they didnt give up.

When theyr out side the bus, and steven kissess her, everybody on the goddamn bus starts pounding at the fucking window screaming shit. steven and emma sort of look up and smile before carrying on (which i thought kicked ass)...

they seem strong. and man, they are strong for puutting up with all this shit for so long but theres only so much someone can take.

its hurting emma alot.

and i dont like to see her like that.

Its not funny having her boyfriend be called a pedophile...

anyway.

I was walking in the hall and this boy walks passed me and yells "STEVO TEH PEDO"

i turned around and grabbed his arm and said :

me: excuse me motherfucker. what exactly IS your problem?
fucker: hes a pedooooo
me: Well you fuckbag, i suggest you invest in a dictionary. im sure in there youll find that having a 2 to 3 year age gap is not considerered as pedophila. I also suggest that you go crawl up and die in the little hole that you were once born in . Your pretty fucking low ass hole, pathetic if you ask me... *Stare*
fucker: what are you looking at?
me: not much, trust me.
fucker: hahaha
me: no buddy the jokes on you
fucker: how tall is she like 3 foot
me: how long are you? like 3 milimeters? yes , i thought so. I pity you for the insane lack of sex your going to recieve in life, but please dont take out your anger on them. especially until you dont know the meaning of what your exactly accusing him off.

[the conversation continued like this for sometime...i cant remember exaactly what was being said. it was all so petty]

fucker: are you finished yet?
me: no cunt, i think you are

*walks away*

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[O.M.F.F.F.F.F.G]

I WONT DIE IZZY. ILL JUST TRY NOT TO SWOLLOW MY PHONE. AGAIN

OMG I FUCKING LOVED THIS SHOW

OoOoOoOoOoO [NICHOLAS IS COMING BACK TOMORROW] OoOoOoOoOoO

OoOoOoOoOoO
[NICHOLAS IS COMING BACK TOMORROW]
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