well im inescapably bored.
So imma write to yew Souriya
Wow I havnt called you That in a long time.
Well let me tell you in full d e t a i l about my day.
because we all know you want to know.
I woke up at like 7:35 which is odd because ive been waking up at like 7:40 - 7:45 for the past two weeks or so.
Remembering the fact that I have to be out of the house by 7:55....a few minutes lost or gained could be crucial.
I had to eat that hideous herbal shit my mom gives me in the morning.
I swear, its repulsive....
well it Was. Thats the thing. Im getting used to it and its driving me insane.
Im almost starting to like it
lots of love and kisses.... mally
I woke up
And the next thing I know
Im alive
I blink
And suddenly
Im dead
again
[It feels so good to be loved......]
Ian: *explains how he did like 4 1/2 pages for drama homework"
Me: oh dewd, thats totally bleeding man
Ian: most of it is just a stage plan though
Me: HAH CHEATER
Ian: shup!
me and Mally were on the phone*
Izzy: Mally, have you put the phone in your mouth again?
*silence*
... You have, haven't you?
Mally: *tries to say something*
*fails*
Izzy: I'm sorry, Mally, I can't hear you because you have a phone in your mouth.
~*~
Mally: Did you call me?
Izzy: No Mally, I'm talking to you telepathically
~*~
Mally: Are you talking to me now?
Izzy: No Mally, I'm talking to abrick.
~*~
Mally: And Rosalind's boyfriend's sister, no. Wait. Boyfriend's girlfriend. No. Sister's boyfriend... Uhh... Girlfriend's boyfriend... No. No. Brother's girlfriend...
Izzy: Rosalind's brother's ex-girlfriend?
*silence*
~*~
Mally: I didn't realise what I was saying until I realised what I was saying it.
~*~
Mally: *ganster black woman voice* You talking to me?
Izzy: No
Mally: Is it 'cos I'm black?
Izzy: ...Yers.
[Me talking about rosies brothers ex girlfriend.....]
me:rosalinds boyfreinds sister... boyfriends girlfriend... sisters boyfriend... girlfriends boyfriend.. brothers girlfriend.
Izzy: *pause* *laughs ass off* Rosalinds brothers ex girlfriend?
me: YES finally.
Nobody likes a quitter
too tired to talk.
nicks back
yes
[me and vag going through math questions]
me: omg you are going to FAIL
vag: hey if im going to fail what the hell are your chances
Cruisin' on down Main Street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Octopus in the neighborhood!
Surfin' on a sound wave
Swingin' through the stars
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars.
On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Navigate a nostril
Climb on THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Spank a plankton, too
On our Magic School Bus
Raft a river of lava
On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Such a fine thing to do!
So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don't be shy —
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie
On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS...
Step inside — it's a wilder ride!
Come on — ride on THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!
Just as a poet needs inspiration to write a masterpiece
I need you ...
Just as an artist needs a subject for his work of art,
I need you ...
Just as a teacher needs a pupil to mold into greatness,
I need you ...
Just as a composer needs a theme to create a timeless melody,
I need you ...
nick..... I love you
[The imperfect girl........]
today imma go to some beauty place and my mom and i are getting some sort of FACIAL!
m a g i c a l.
I feel like I want to rent out a movie tonight. mmm.
Im feeling this sudden strong interest in politics
it felt good
When you started going through puberty, which of the following developments happened first?
Rapid growth of penis 10.9%
Rapid growth of testicles/scro
Appearance of pubic hair 69.6%
I haven't started puberty yet 0.6%
I can't remember 12.3%
Which of the following did you experience first?
Orgasm by masturbating, but I didn't ejaculate 45.7%
Ejaculation by masturbating 37.1%
Nocturnal emission ("wet dream") 13.6%
Spontaneous ejaculation (e.g., while making out with a girl) 2.3%
Orgasm through sexual intercourse 0.6%
I have neither orgasmed nor ejaculated yet 0.6%
On the average, about how often do you have a nocturnal emission ("wet dream")?
Twice or more a week 2.0%
Once a week 3.3%
Once every two weeks 4.9%
Once a month or less — but I do get them occasionally 40.5%
I've never had a nocturnal emission 49.2%
On the average, about how many times per week do you masturbate to orgasm?
21 or more times per week (at least 3x per day) 6.8%
14-20 times per week 17.5%
10-13 times per week 16.1%
7-9 times per week 25.5%
4-6 times per week 22.2%
2-3 times per week 9.9%
once or less per week 2.0%
ugghh lol im not having a very good day. I dislike being a girl at this time of Teh month.......
If your thinking that things couldnt get w o r s e your just probably lakcing suffient imagination.
Well im planning on getting quite alot of homework actually Completeted this weekend. Its difficult though when ive always thought that :
"Its only homework if its due tomorrow"
hmmm if my calculations are correct. ([I spent a long time working on this.....])
slinky + escalator = endless supply of fun
I would have made a good pope