My brother is fucking hillarious:
([Our indepth discussion about cannabals])
Brother: So like can they do anything special?
Me: anything special?
brother: like do they have special powers
me: who? cannibals?
brother: yeah. like can they climb up trees really fast
me: *LMFAO* lolololololol "can they climb up trees really fast" lol. no they're just normal people who eat...people.
brother: no but i mean, about the trees thing..like (we are tlaking about the scene in hannible when he throws that dewd out of the blacony with his intestines hangingout)...how did hannible get up to the top of the building if he cant climb trees really fast?
me: lmfao....there is such thing as stairs you know.
brother: oh are they allowed to climb up stairs?
me: omg lol YES. they can climb up stairs.
brother: so like, they eat other people
me: yewp thats what they do
brother: why?
me: i dunu, OOH if HUMANS ARENT meant to be eaten WHY ARE WE MADE OF MEAT!
brother: because thats the only product available at the supermarkets.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Me: *points at picture of mary kate and ashlee* whos prettier
brother: well they kinda look the same to me
My conversation with Mark:
Mark: i wnt boxxing lst nyte
me: oh nice! did you kill anybody?
Mark: no onli ad 2 fytes
Me: you had two fights and you didnt kill anybody? oh man. You suck.
Mark: well 3 but 1 wlked away.
Me: oh go you. okay Mark you need to start spelling your words correctly.
mark: lol
Me: its not a laughing matter.
mark: wot u up 2 2nyte
Me: wtf.
mark: I fort u wer cewt
me: what
mark: sweet innocent mali
me: as apposed to what? oh gosh no, im harcore mon.
mark: u broke mah heart
Me: I did what?! When :S?!
.poop.
Ive become insanly addicted to this online dairy thing.
I enjoy writing.
Therefore I write.
Its simple really.
I also like to write in...
.short.
.quick.
.abrupt.
.sentances.
Its more dramatic.
I write about things.
That are unUsual.
Somethings people wouldnt normally write about.
weird.
eh?
.I <3 the ".".
.Teh fullstop.
.Just placing it randomly on sentances.
.Makes me happy.
x .Looks sexy too. x
I also write in different
. x . Youve already given me so much . x .
You are special....
You matter to me...
Im thinking of you...
I love you.................
More than anything......
oh wow.
One of my Friends invited me to joing HI5 maybe a year back or so.
I thought it was Stupid.
Infact I Still do.
I never uploaded a picture of myself on it and i never got any msgs etc.....
f i n a l l y today I decided to do it.
I >uploaded< a picture and did my profile ect.
I left the computer for maybe 30 minutes
and when i got back....
I had 15 emails
I was like w.t.f.
It was All from hi5.
All these random people had added me.
made testimonials for me.
:S
and like msgsed me.
it was Weird?
I like declined all of them. lol. strange.
oww I had to cancel my sleepover because im a s i c k b u n n y.
Which by the way I am not happy about.
I had the strangest dream.
My mom bought me like so much weed.
And i was like jesus christ woman.
I heart you like no other.
im always happy exept when im sad
The things that dont kill you make you stronger
"*"*"*"*"ON MSN"*"*"*"*"*
matt: hihi
me: DONT TALK TO ME I HAVE AIDS
matt: dont care. prolly have it too
me: fair enough
My mom just hugged me and said
"God I love you so much"
It .b.r.o.k.e. my heart.
[smoke it like you mean it.....]
x .Nicholas, I dreamed you into my life. x
I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do..
I will be strong I will be faithful
'Cos I'm counting on a new beginning.
A reason for living.
A deeper meaning.
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me...
And when the stars are shining brightly
In the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish
Send it to heaven
Then make you want to cry..
The tears of joy
For all the pleasure and the certainty.
That we're surrounded
By the comfort and protection of..
The highest power.
In lonely hours.
The tears devour you.
.
I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me...
Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
'Cos it's standing right before you.
All that you need will surely come...
I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do...
x.savage garden.x : fuck bags. but a cute song
Emotions can be overwhelming.
We all know that.
We all know how our minds can be litterally obbsessed with a patricular emotion.
for example : love :D
It doesnt get much easier but i guess it helps to know that its all really in your head.
no. im not doubting your feelings here.
not even a little bit.
but you need to understand the power of the mind.
the conents we humans use of this storage is so minimal. its astounding actually.
Yet....
our mind is the most powerfull organ in our body.
we find outselves dwelling on possibilities and fantasies
rather than physical facts.
but it is in these possibilities that we build and construct our dreams.
We conform around this, the world to fit in these dreams like a lost peice of the puzzle.
This is not bad. because learning this and accepting, we are able to make changes in our lives to go with what confroms
OR
to go against what has been driven in our brain even before conception.
Patterns are able to be changed. New roads can be built.
Now you ask what does this have to do with your problem?
Simple.
Accept you are in control.
And you dont really have to change a thing.
this probably didnt make much sense to anybody.
It did to me however.
I just answered my own problem
and It feels good :D
I was dying for the tinkle room today on the way back from school.
It was murder.
When I got home, my mom was fumbling for the keys downstairs, and then upstairs and then downstairs again.
I felt my life flash before my very eyes.
[Trevor 6879]
oh. my. gawsh.
^^Ide do her ^^
Im not saying shes ugly at all. Im just saying, could you possibly be more up your own ass?
I think not.
Anyway.
I AM SICK
HELLO
HELP ME PLEASE.
.ugghhh motherfucker.
tom is being an asshole.
hatty is doing drugs squad (yes I know im cool, yes I know im a hypocrit. fuck the hell off assholes) with me on tuesday.
My Dear partner, burnsy isnt here because of study leave :D
that fucking year 8 cunt Aaron is in my Class
well the class im teaching <.
I cant be bothered explainging what this drugs squad thing is.
too sick
IM SICK.
I think im sick.
ok I just gargled but i dont feel much better.
I think im going to cry.
my throat hurts bad
Me: *runs up over to matt and joe and jumps on matt* HEY
Joe: oh look its the dirty whore
me: HEY *punch* what did you say?
Matt: he said that "oh look its the pretty whore"
joe: lol matt, you know the opposite of dirtry isnt pretty. its clean.
me and matt and joe: lmfao
*Me and Ashlee walking up towards chemistry. Matt is looking sorta constipated*
Ash (OMG LIKE POKEMON. oh yes, I know you watched it): whats wrong with matt *to matt* MATT WHATS WRONG?
Me: mmm
Ash: I think his penis is hurting again
thers a lady whos sure
that all that glitters is gold
and shes buying the stiarway to heaven
when hse gest there she knows
if the stores are all closed
with a word she can get what she came for
oOoOoOo
And shes buying the stairway to heaven
theres a sign on the wall
but she wants to be sure
cos you know sometimes words have two meanings
in the tree (thanks izzy)by the brook
theres a song bird who sings
sometimes all of our thoughts are misleading
oOoOoOo