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"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I have no bird. I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush."
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
heh.
Me: I was never 12 years old
Vag: Mally did you just say you were never 12
How amazing that even the smallest passage of time can completely change a man's outlook on life, to the point where he may appear to have been a completely different person just days ago.
A person's political extremism is directly proportional to the amount of irony expressed between thought and deed.
Im feeling very theoretical latley. Can you tell? Did you notice?
When life has you trapped in a corner, pull out a laptop with an internet connection and write about it.......
[Rosalinds conversations with her brother David which i found to be Fucking hillarious]
scene: On the way to the hospital
Vag: *points at hedge* David theres a quicker way through there....
David: *pause* yes well it would be if there was a way through the hedge
me: lmfao
David: oh look rosie theres a much quicker way through that Wall too!
Scene:David taking the piss out of Rosalinds Vegitarianism
David: just you wait till the great famine and then when all the sane people are eating a nice Steak you can go munch on a leaf.
[later............]
David: She makes our mom go out to marks and spensers to buy all this expensive packaged leaves, when theres a perfectly healthy garden in back.
<3 omg so funny <3
mmm I can't decide whether I am indecisive.
The mind is a tool, meaning that it can be neither right nor wrong, with right and wrong being related to how true you are to your beliefs. I find it very strange that most people find pleasure in destroying brain cells than using them to benefit society. Then again, many drug-induced people have benefitted society, returning us to the right-wrong argument. Life is like that sometimes, chasing its tail in these twisted circles.
Hipocrasy: me stating that I need to do physics c/w for tomorrow and then continuing to write this post. great.
Humans get probed by the aliens because they never make sense and need to be studied. If we'd just do what we say and vice-versa, then we could reduce the number of anal probings I guess eh
Profanity may not solve your problems, but that shit sure relieves all of your fuckin' stress. Damn right!
OH MY GAWD...
There is SO a word that rhymes with orange.
It's florange
(short for floral arrangement).
Nobody said you couldn't make one up!
I swear Google will aid somebody take over the world some day.
Oh man lol.
Insanity can be organised.
I mean, just read my diary for christs sake.
[At a church..........]
Me:*taps izzy. she looks depressed* Iz, you okay?
Izzy: shh. no sex in the church mally.
Nothing's real or fake. Life is all about how the brain perceives electrical impulses.
Time doesn't fly, it just seems to move more quickly, which is also not true. Time has a constant velocity and zero acceleration.
I realised that Mankind digs its own holes.
We take advantage of our complex thought patterns to weave webs of deceit.
Then we forget which lies we told to which people, it all unravels, and we discover why lying is wrong.
Or we just get better at it.
Well there you go. My theory on lying.
Paradox: Procrastinator