James thought it was funny that I was in the Drugs squad, however Smoked weed.

Ironic


But fuck you anyway. You will get over it.

Matt really really hurt my elbow today. I was just standing there, talking to Somebody when he came and grabbed be from behind (brutally) and like swung me around by my elbows.

It hurt oh so much .

He offered to lick it better.

I am a subcultural Goth

[In media. Everybodies silent while watching a film....]

Becky: *whispers* Want to see my knickers?
Me: Sure


[Ever so seriously in Biology.....]
James: Are you Pregnant?
Me: Yes James I asexually Reproduced offspring.
James: *turns away*



[David and I on the bussss]

David: a b c d e f g oh my god i forgot my alphabet *laughs REALLY HARD*
Me: *stare*
David: Why dont you ever laugh ?
Me: Oh I do, your just really not funny

[Vag in maths]

Me: *says something gross*
Vag: *silence* You are repulsive.


[Matt and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - talking about his new chinease girlfriend lol - let me remind you that this innocent little girl came on an exchange to england to experiance english culture. right.]

Me: Aw so who asked who out?
Matt: she asked me out kinda.
Me: how how how
Matt: well it was on msn. she just said "I dont have a boyfriend. Do you want to try"
Me and matt: *OMGLMFAO*


[Later that day...i was walking along hte corridor, linking arms with him and shouting...]....

Me: HES GOT A GIRLFRIEND
Matt: AND ITS NOT HER.

Its 1:38.

Just almost finished cleaning mah room. Im impressed. The cleaning ladies are coming tomorrow, and my mother insists I clean it. Ive tried reasoning with her. infact, we've had that conversation manyer times before. It gets us nowhere. So what the hell ever.

She was Extreamly pissed off at me because :

It was 12 O clock

I hadnt washed my hair yet.

I hadnt cleaned my room yet.

I hadnt Done my Homework yet.

I hadnt Eaten Yet.


So it sounds bad but, its just my way of doing things. I might take a much longer time comparativly, but I do things. And Im satisfied at the end of it too.

I told her to give me space, and time to do what I need to do, How and When I need to do it.

I promise I WILL do things.

And It WILL make her happy.

But just let me do it MY way.

She said no and ordered I clean my room NOW.

heh.

Well thats life eh.

Well my rooms still not entirely finished yet.

I have no idea what homework is in for tomorrow....

But Ill get away with it.

I just found out that my form tutor is bisexual.

And Im hungry.

You Should Have Seen The Curse That Flew Right By You

Conversation with matt:

Me =
([Im in the pink....])



hey fuck face, wanna fuck my face?

[hello matt......]

[oh you have hawt orgasm girl as your picture again ]

defo.....hows u n nicholad?

or las woteva lol

[lmfao  nicholad is fine thanks ]

[*hug*]

[oh "u n nicholad"  WE are fine you poopy]

great...i think im goin out wit eva

[who?      ...... ]

chinese girl

[oommmgosh really. ]

uhuh

[the chick from the CHINEASE EXCHANGE. MATT!]

ther was more than 1, but lolo's partner called eva i think im now off out wit

[I was wondering how long it would take for you to get in one of their hawt chinease pants]

well i cant really get in ther can i?>

[lol you make me giggle]

n u make me sick so wot

lol only jokin

[uh. ]

[yay (!)]

hmmm

[oh matt you male whore]

the name is JIGGALOW

[a male whore?]

uhuh

well male prostitute

[okay. oh matt you JIGGALOW

sounds like a clown or something

who does a weird dance]

well thats kinda wot they do anyway

lol its my occupation on my profile i think

hmm u think i look like gordan ramsey?

[I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS, YOUR PICTURES CUTE THOUGH

I BET GORDON RAMSEYS CUTE!

HAH]

oh well lol no then...he is the chief that cooks thins hells kitchen...

[the chef? or a chief like a indian tribal guy wearing a leaf over his penis?]

[lmfao.........

you CHIEF!]

i was a chief tho

*SENDS PICTURE OF HIMSELF DRESSED AS A CHIEF*

[oh matt. lol. i cant believe this]

When I was in Year 7 (I think) I asked some people to tell me my unique Selling point:


"You are Very Sincear and chatty and friendly"

   -Nick Gray


"Your weird"
   
   -Mom

"Enthusiastic"

   -Andrew Vaughen

"You can Make Boys Cry"
   
   -Nathan Driver

 -x- Princess -x-

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I have no bird. I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush."

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

heh.

Me: I was never 12 years old
Vag: Mally did you just say you were never 12

How amazing that even the smallest passage of time can completely change a man's outlook on life, to the point where he may appear to have been a completely different person just days ago.

A person's political extremism is directly proportional to the amount of irony expressed between thought and deed.

Im feeling very theoretical latley. Can you tell? Did you notice?

When life has you trapped in a corner, pull out a laptop with an internet connection and write about it.......

[Rosalinds conversations with her brother David which i found to be Fucking hillarious]



scene: On the way to the hospital

Vag: *points at hedge* David theres a quicker way through there....
David: *pause* yes well it would be if there was a way through the hedge
me: lmfao
David: oh look rosie theres a much quicker way through that Wall too!

Scene:David taking the piss out of Rosalinds Vegitarianism

David: just you wait till the great famine and then when all the sane people are eating a nice Steak you can go munch on a leaf.


[later............]

David: She makes our mom go out to marks and spensers to buy all this expensive packaged leaves, when theres a perfectly healthy garden in back.


<3 omg so funny <3

mmm I can't decide whether I am indecisive.

The mind is a tool, meaning that it can be neither right nor wrong, with right and wrong being related to how true you are to your beliefs. I find it very strange that most people find pleasure in destroying brain cells than using them to benefit society. Then again, many drug-induced people have benefitted society, returning us to the right-wrong argument. Life is like that sometimes, chasing its tail in these twisted circles.