Its frustrating how, the most interesting days, where i have so much to talk about, i just cant be bothered writing about it.

hmmmph. Thats pissing me off slightly.

Well im looking forward to the next week.

half term baby...

Just one more day to get through and then im OVAR. for one whole week.


Some family friends coming over tomorrow to prolly sunday. Its bankholiday weekend so everybodies getting wasted. But no, not me, not I.

I refuse.

I am determined to stay sober.

And sober I shall stay.

And then Vag is sleeping over from sunday to monday :) so that aught to be fun, Ide say.

Shes planning on dazzling me with her fantabulastic cockail making skills. 99 parts alcohol, one part juice. I think thats her theory. Maybe ill just watch while she gets drunk.

Anti Anal Queen.

Anti Alcohol Goddess.

Tomorrow Im going to textiles once again with mah homies to continue working on my mushi cushi.

XD.

I havnt even looked at my homework for tomorrow and its 11:30 already. Meh. Oh well, i havnt even thought about till now either actually.

Worked on my flexo baby today! yay! im getting lower and lower each time I practise.

I also noticed that you can go further after a hot bath.

Somrthing about it loosening your elasticy things.

I really am not going to get technical on you, for some time, I dont think.

Its so much fun, but its quite painfull, apparanlty you have to hold each stretch for 30 seconds (For begininers) and like up to five minutes (OMG FOR ADVANCED BASTARDS). I cant do that yet.

Im working on it though.

And it fucking hurts.

If I keep this up, with the Dedication and enthusiasm lol I have now...oh yeah baby.

Fuck what I said It dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might aswell throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back.


Im really taking a liking to That song. ew. Why.

vag: well you could do a bow
Me: How do you do a bow?
Vag: *patronising* mally. like you tie your shoelaces you tie a bow! 


Me: I think im getting stretch marks on my legs
Vag: Well its because your growing
Me: Im getting them and i dont know how or why
Vag: mally did you just listen to anything i just said
Me: What. I think its because ive been practising the splits and stuff
Vag: mally its cos your growing, people grow. Pregnent women get it.
Me: *insulted* IM NOT PREGNENT
Vag: stretch marks in your STOMACH MALLY. not your legs.


Me: hey vag.,...
Vag: mally. whats my full name?
Me: Vagina?

me: it was vag , me and, uh whos that other girl that we hang out with someimes?
vag: harriet?
me: thats the one

OMG experiment update.

.Good day.

I made a cushion.

Well, I assisted. Alot.

Shut up.

Its for....

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

s.e.c.r.e.t.

The pizza I ate at lunch today was Repulsive. I was almost sick. That bad.


Im on a Serious flexibility spree.

You cant stop me now.

Gotta establish a routine for myself, to do everyday

(Y) <----Thumbs up.

Its something I Really really really want. I need it.

I know it seems petty

"Oh I can tie my legs around mah neck"

"Ohh I can do the splits!"

But it is a BIG deal for me.

I did about an hour today?

Gotta do moreeee :)

I love this new found enthusiasm


It kicks SHIT

.Interesting day.

where shall I begin?

1. In science, you know how you have those wooden tables? hmm. Well its perfect graffiti material, so Matt dec and I sorta let loose with our fabulous collection of compases, pens, and other sharp point objects. Well we scrawl little notes all over it. For example:

------> Matt Came here <-------

And such. Anyways, the other week, we spotted another note. Which was NOTscrawled by us. It said in rather cryptic letters, the di vinci code style:

I eat poo

 “Yes omg. You replied!!!!”

[x] Its not about how much they give you. [Its about how much you will give them]


[x] Its not about how much you can give them. [Its about how much you are willing to share]


[x] Its not about who is dominating each situation. [Its about how the two of you deal with a situation together]


[x] Its not about whether you are right [If your other half is wrong, you are not too right either]


[x] Its not about whether you are wrong [its whether they will help you right]


[x] Its not about who seems weaker if they let go of a lingering argument. [Because that makes you stronger]


[x] Its not just "me" and "you" [Its "us" and "We"]


[x] Its not who can hold on the longest [Its about who can let go]


[x] Its not about how many people fall in love with you [Its about falling in love with one person]


[x] Its not about recognising problems in the future [It’s about working through them together]


[x] Its not about who can talk [Its about who can listen]


[x] Its not about telling the person you love that you love them a thousand times and not meaning it [Its about saying it just once and meaning it from the bottom of your heart]


[x] Its not about physical appearance [Its love. Not Lust]


[x] Its not about being perfect [Its not about trying to be perfect]


[x] Its not about making do with somebody who you can live with. [Its about loving the person you cannot live without]


[x] Its not about changing the person you love [Its about accepting them and loving them for who they are and not for what they’re not.]


[x] Its not about criticizing them [It’s about helping them be the best person they can]


[x] Its not just about screaming and crying until your lungs run dry [It’s about being the one to cry to]


[x] Its not about me [It’s about you]


[x] Its not about you [It’s about us]


[x] Its not about now [It’s about forever....]


[x] Its not just about loving them when they need it [Its about loving them when they don’t]


[x] Its not about loving conditionally [it’s about loving them unconditionally]


[x] Its not about how much sympathy you can give them [It’s about hurting with them]


[x] Its not just about the good times [Its about the bad times too]


[x] Its not about never letting them breathe [Its about letting them fight their own battles]


[x] Its not about saying goodbye [Its about never]



[x] [Love……] is about Nicholas

*Full name: Malavika Suresh
*Age: 15

*Birthday: 22 April

*Eye colour: brown

*Hair: Black/dark brown/ purple/ red (sorta maroon lol)
*Shoe size: 3/4
*Brother/sisters: brother
*Who lives with you: Mom, brother and my dad (apparantly) - he's in london. working.

-------------HAVE YOU EVER-------------

Been so drunk you blacked out?: Yes

Missed school because it rained?: Sure why not

Put a body part on fire for amusement?: no

Been hurt emotionally: Yes. But nothing that bad.

Kept a secret from everyone: Yeah

Had an imaginary friend: three actually.

Cried during a movie? haha yes :) imma girl okay

Had a crush on a teacher: naww. no hawt teachers here.

Had a New Kids on the Block tape: whaaaaaat?

Cut your own hair: Yes. Lets never do that again.

Been sarcastic: One of the many services I offer.

Laughed at sumone with mental/physical disabilities: Ofcourse not.

Slept with sum1 when they were seein sum1 else: uh no. These questions are lame.

Been sick on yourself: Been sick ON myself? As in puked ON myself? sure?

Regretted doing sumthing: Yeah, but I try not too.

Had a tattoo: no. I dont really want one either.

Slept with a relative: *blink* NO

Been caught doing sumthing ud rather keep private: Like masterbating?Like fingering myself? No. Singing though? Yes.

-----------Favourites------------
Shampoo: Herbal essenses. A totally organic experiance.
Shower gel: It varies...
Colour: Pink and black
Day/night: Night all the way.
Summer/winter: Summer please.
Lace/satin: Satin. No lace. No both. No nothing.
Cartoon characters: Mona the vamipire. I also <3 Mandy. Infact, there are too many to name.
Food: Twirls. Lindor. :) Only chocolate I eat. Pasta, anything with cheese actually. Rice? I dont know. whatever.
Advert: There was this hawt one about Honda. The car....gawd.
Ice Cream: Too cold
Subject: Drama
-------------RIGHT NOW------------------
What are you wearing: My Barbie dress. No, seriously. Its hawt.
Hair: Slightly wavey.
Feeling: Sorta generic.
Eating: Nothing. About to eat some thing though..
Drinking: Nothing..
Thinking about: Answering this stupid thing.
Listening to: The silence.
Watching: Teh screen in total awe.

-----------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-----------------
Yourself: To some extent yeah.

Your friends: With all my heart.

Santa Clause: No. Fat bastard. I sent him a letter when I was 6 years old, explaining, very nicley how i deserve to get a cindy Make up center. Did I get one? NO. Did he reply? YES. surprisingly enough. All it was, was a card talking about how "yes Malavika, Christmas isnt christmas without a christmas tree is it!" Fuck him.

Destiny/fate: Mmmmm, It really depends on the situation. I think so though, yeah.
Angels: Yes. Everywhere.
Ghosts: Yes
------------------FRIENDS AND LIFE---------------
Do you hav a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes :)

Who have you known the longest of your friends: umm. Oh man, Im not sure.

Whos the loudest: Izzy

Whos the shyest: Vag! owww

Whos the wierdest: Probably Me.

Who do you go to for advice: Harriet and Nicholas :)

Who do you cry with: mmm Izzy.

Whats the best feeling in the world?: Being in love and being loved back. no shit. Feeling like your really not alone. Direction in life. Idontknow.

Who will respond to this e-mail fastest: nobody
Who sent this to you? Ben cawkwelll :[
Do you like this person? Sure why not. I have no reason to dislike him. I dont even know him.

Do you want everyone to send this back to you: Sure

Wot time is it now? 8:02.














Fifteen minutes of my life. wasted.

ugh

Its almost one.

 

We will not strike a blow – 
but we will receive them. 
And through our pain we will make them see their injustice 
And it will hurt
As all fighting hurts
But we cannot lose. 
We cannot.  
Because they may torture my body 
They may break my bones
They may even kill me
But then...
They will then have my dead body 











-x- Gandhi -x-

MR.BIRGHTSIDE:


Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
It was only a kiss


Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking the drag


Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now


He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look
It's killing me
And taking control


Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullaby
Choking on your alibi
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
I'm Mr. Brightside


(repeat all)


<3 The killers <3 - Mr Brightside

Ow. So I ate a sandwich upstairs. And omg I forgot to take the plate down.

Shoot me

Its been like a couple of hours and im in my room doing homeowrk.

My mom comes up and is like "Take your plate down"

"Uh mom Im doing homework, ill take it down in a second"

"Take it down now"

"Are you upstairs?"

"Yes"

"Will you please just take it downw for me"

"No" *walks away*

and im like "mom your upstairs"


I also said "Why do you have to be so goddamn difficult. that is so immature mother"

ugh.

sup.

Yeah. I just got back from teh peeyano lessons yo. :):):)

I had a really good conversation at lunch with Kit. We talked about books :)

I made a few intelligent comments on literature.

I couldnt tell who was more impressed

Kit Or I

LoL

Re was b0ring.

I was lonered the whole time.

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

[OMG SO FUNNEH]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. 

Rules about dieting

1/ If you eat something, and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. your okay.

2/ If you drink pop with a chocolate bar (aka-twirl) all the calories in the chocolate are cancelled out by the pop. So really, your okay.

3/ If your eating with someone else, calories dont count, just make sure they eat a little more than you.

4/ Foods used for medicinal purposes never count. For example: Hot chocolate (you may have a sore throat), Brandy (apparantly when you have a hang over, the best thing to do is have a little bit more alcohol), toast (yeah it just doesnt count) and some Sara Lee Cheesecake (this is cheesecake we're talking about.)

4/ If you make the people around you look fat, you look thinner.

5/ Movie related foods, such as Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie Rolls, do not have additional calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package and not part of your's personal fuel.

6/ Cooky pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

7/ Things licked off of knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Example: peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich, and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae. So therefore, scooping fatty substances out from a bole of haagen das, (however you spell it) and eating it from a utensil (or a finger) does not count.

8/ Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, and mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.



.yay.

I was carefully observing my brother sorting out his laundery and his clothes. It was quite interesting. He was putting them into piles. They were like all worn and filthy. I said "what are you doing? how are you sorting them out, they are all like, dirty"

and he said:

You need two piles:

-Dirty

-Dirty but wearable.


so I said "uh. okay. what do you do with the just dirty ones"

"I keep them at the back of the drawers until they become dirty but wearable"

I dont understand him.


haha. Its funny though, my mom forces him to be clean. It kills him.

So anyway. Who actually reads this motherfucker?


msg me :)

Ide like to start a fanclub.

A tribute to my dairies undenyable coolness.