[choke_on_dreams]'s diary

585264  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-05-28
Written: (6994 days ago)

me: when did he say that?
matt: a minute ago
me: yeah but when was a minute ago
matt: i dont know like two minutes ago

584487  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-05-27
Written: (6995 days ago)


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584462  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-05-27
Written: (6995 days ago)





.Long day.





we be having guests over. I need to clean my room. I need to wash my hair. I need to talk to Nicholas :)

I should go.

bye.



583685  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-05-26
Written: (6996 days ago)
Next in thread:

Its frustrating how, the most interesting days, where i have so much to talk about, i just cant be bothered writing about it.

hmmmph. Thats pissing me off slightly.

Well im looking forward to the next week.

half term baby...

Just one more day to get through and then im OVAR. for one whole week.


Some family friends coming over tomorrow to prolly sunday. Its bankholiday weekend so everybodies getting wasted. But no, not me, not I.

I refuse.

I am determined to stay sober.

And sober I shall stay.

And then Vag is sleeping over from sunday to monday :) so that aught to be fun, Ide say.

Shes planning on dazzling me with her fantabulastic cockail making skills. 99 parts alcohol, one part juice. I think thats her theory. Maybe ill just watch while she gets drunk.

Anti Anal Queen.

Anti Alcohol Goddess.

Tomorrow Im going to textiles once again with mah homies to continue working on my mushi cushi.

XD.

I havnt even looked at my homework for tomorrow and its 11:30 already. Meh. Oh well, i havnt even thought about till now either actually.

Worked on my flexo baby today! yay! im getting lower and lower each time I practise.

I also noticed that you can go further after a hot bath.

Somrthing about it loosening your elasticy things.

I really am not going to get technical on you, for some time, I dont think.

Its so much fun, but its quite painfull, apparanlty you have to hold each stretch for 30 seconds (For begininers) and like up to five minutes (OMG FOR ADVANCED BASTARDS). I cant do that yet.

Im working on it though.

And it fucking hurts.

If I keep this up, with the Dedication and enthusiasm lol I have now...oh yeah baby.

Fuck what I said It dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might aswell throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back.


Im really taking a liking to That song. ew. Why.

583490  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-05-26
Written: (6996 days ago)

vag: well you could do a bow
Me: How do you do a bow?
Vag: *patronising* mally. like you tie your shoelaces you tie a bow! 


Me: I think im getting stretch marks on my legs
Vag: Well its because your growing
Me: Im getting them and i dont know how or why
Vag: mally did you just listen to anything i just said
Me: What. I think its because ive been practising the splits and stuff
Vag: mally its cos your growing, people grow. Pregnent women get it.
Me: *insulted* IM NOT PREGNENT
Vag: stretch marks in your STOMACH MALLY. not your legs.


Me: hey vag.,...
Vag: mally. whats my full name?
Me: Vagina?

me: it was vag , me and, uh whos that other girl that we hang out with someimes?
vag: harriet?
me: thats the one

583481  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-05-26
Written: (6996 days ago)

OMG experiment update.

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Written about Thursday 2005-05-26
Written: (6996 days ago)

.Good day.

I made a cushion.

Well, I assisted. Alot.

Shut up.

Its for....

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

s.e.c.r.e.t.

The pizza I ate at lunch today was Repulsive. I was almost sick. That bad.


Im on a Serious flexibility spree.

You cant stop me now.

Gotta establish a routine for myself, to do everyday

(Y) <----Thumbs up.

Its something I Really really really want. I need it.

I know it seems petty

"Oh I can tie my legs around mah neck"

"Ohh I can do the splits!"


But it isBIG deal for me.

I did about an hour today?

Gotta do moreeee :)

I love this new found enthusiasm


It kicks SHIT

582872  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-05-25
Written: (6997 days ago)

.Interesting day.

where shall I begin?

1. In science, you know how you have those wooden tables? hmm. Well its perfect graffiti material, so Matt dec and I sorta let loose with our fabulous collection of compases, pens, and other sharp point objects. Well we scrawl little notes all over it. For example:

------> Matt Came here <-------

And such. Anyways, the other week, we spotted another note. Which was NOTscrawled by us. It said in rather cryptic letters, the di vinci code style:

I eat poo


We replied, well I replied, being the leader of the group and all. I said ”Me too”.

That was last week. Now, a week later, we got contact from the other side. 

They said : ”Really?”

I left them a reply.

 “Yes omg. You replied!!!!”


More updates on our experiment. Later.

582870  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-05-25
Written: (6997 days ago)


[x] Its not about how much they give you. [Its about how much you will give them]


[x] Its not about how much you can give them. [Its about how much you are willing to share]


[x] Its not about who is dominating each situation. [Its about how the two of you deal with a situation together]


[x] Its not about whether you are right [If your other half is wrong, you are not too right either]


[x] Its not about whether you are wrong [its whether they will help you right]


[x] Its not about who seems weaker if they let go of a lingering argument. [Because that makes you stronger]


[x] Its not just "me" and "you" [Its "us" and "We"]


[x] Its not who can hold on the longest [Its about who can let go]


[x] Its not about how many people fall in love with you [Its about falling in love with one person]


[x] Its not about recognising problems in the future [It’s about working through them together]


[x] Its not about who can talk [Its about who can listen]


[x] Its not about telling the person you love that you love them a thousand times and not meaning it [Its about saying it just once and meaning it from the bottom of your heart]


[x] Its not about physical appearance [Its love. Not Lust]


[x] Its not about being perfect [Its not about trying to be perfect]


[x] Its not about making do with somebody who you can live with. [Its about loving the person you cannot live without]


[x] Its not about changing the person you love [Its about accepting them and loving them for who they are and not for what they’re not.]


[x] Its not about criticizing them [It’s about helping them be the best person they can]


[x] Its not just about screaming and crying until your lungs run dry [It’s about being the one to cry to]


[x] Its not about me [It’s about you]


[x] Its not about you [It’s about us]


[x] Its not about now [It’s about forever....]


[x] Its not just about loving them when they need it [Its about loving them when they don’t]


[x] Its not about loving conditionally [it’s about loving them unconditionally]


[x] Its not about how much sympathy you can give them [It’s about hurting with them]


[x] Its not just about the good times [Its about the bad times too]


[x] Its not about never letting them breathe [Its about letting them fight their own battles]


[x] Its not about saying goodbye [Its about never]



[x] [Love……] is about Nicholas

582719  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-05-25
Written: (6997 days ago)

*Full name: Malavika Suresh
*Age: 15

*Birthday: 22 April

*Eye colour: brown

*Hair: Black/dark brown/ purple/ red (sorta maroon lol)
*Shoe size: 3/4
*Brother/sisters: brother
*Who lives with you: Mom, brother and my dad (apparantly) - he's in london. working.

-------------HAVE YOU EVER-------------

Been so drunk you blacked out?: Yes

Missed school because it rained?: Sure why not

Put a body part on fire for amusement?: no

Been hurt emotionally: Yes. But nothing that bad.

Kept a secret from everyone: Yeah

Had an imaginary friend: three actually.

Cried during a movie? haha yes :) imma girl okay

Had a crush on a teacher: naww. no hawt teachers here.

Had a New Kids on the Block tape: whaaaaaat?

Cut your own hair: Yes. Lets never do that again.

Been sarcastic: One of the many services I offer.

Laughed at sumone with mental/physical disabilities: Ofcourse not.

Slept with sum1 when they were seein sum1 else: uh no. These questions are lame.

Been sick on yourself: Been sick ON myself? As in puked ON myself? sure?

Regretted doing sumthing: Yeah, but I try not too.

Had a tattoo: no. I dont really want one either.

Slept with a relative: *blink* NO

Been caught doing sumthing ud rather keep private: Like masterbating?Like fingering myself? No. Singing though? Yes.

-----------Favourites------------
Shampoo: Herbal essenses. A totally organic experiance.
Shower gel: It varies...
Colour: Pink and black
Day/night: Night all the way.
Summer/winter: Summer please.
Lace/satin: Satin. No lace. No both. No nothing.
Cartoon characters: Mona the vamipire. I also <3 Mandy. Infact, there are too many to name.
Food: Twirls. Lindor. :) Only chocolate I eat. Pasta, anything with cheese actually. Rice? I dont know. whatever.
Advert: There was this hawt one about Honda. The car....gawd.
Ice Cream: Too cold
Subject: Drama
-------------RIGHT NOW------------------
What are you wearing: My Barbie dress. No, seriously. Its hawt.
Hair: Slightly wavey.
Feeling: Sorta generic.
Eating: Nothing. About to eat some thing though..
Drinking: Nothing..
Thinking about: Answering this stupid thing.
Listening to: The silence.
Watching: Teh screen in total awe.

-----------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-----------------
Yourself: To some extent yeah.

Your friends: With all my heart.

Santa Clause: No. Fat bastard. I sent him a letter when I was 6 years old, explaining, very nicley how i deserve to get a cindy Make up center. Did I get one? NO. Did he reply? YES. surprisingly enough. All it was, was a card talking about how "yes Malavika, Christmas isnt christmas without a christmas tree is it!" Fuck him.

Destiny/fate: Mmmmm, It really depends on the situation. I think so though, yeah.
Angels: Yes. Everywhere.
Ghosts: Yes
------------------FRIENDS AND LIFE---------------
Do you hav a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes :)

Who have you known the longest of your friends: umm. Oh man, Im not sure.

Whos the loudest: Izzy

Whos the shyest: Vag! owww

Whos the wierdest: Probably Me.

Who do you go to for advice: Harriet and Nicholas :)

Who do you cry with: mmm Izzy.

Whats the best feeling in the world?: Being in love and being loved back. no shit. Feeling like your really not alone. Direction in life. Idontknow.

Who will respond to this e-mail fastest: nobody
Who sent this to you? Ben cawkwelll :[
Do you like this person? Sure why not. I have no reason to dislike him. I dont even know him.

Do you want everyone to send this back to you: Sure

Wot time is it now? 8:02.














Fifteen minutes of my life. wasted.

582225  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-05-25
Written: (6998 days ago)

ugh




Im going now. Goodnight

582214  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-24
Written: (6998 days ago)

Its almost one.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-05-24
Written: (6998 days ago)

We will not strike a blow – but we will receive them. And through our pain we will make them see their injustice And it will hurt As all fighting hurts But we cannot lose. We cannot. Because they may torture my body They may break my bones They may even kill me But then... They will then have my dead body -x- Gandhi -x-
582168  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-24
Written: (6998 days ago)

MR.BIRGHTSIDE:


Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
It was only a kiss


Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking the drag


Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now


He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look
It's killing me
And taking control


Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullaby
Choking on your alibi
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
I'm Mr. Brightside


(repeat all)


<3 The killers <3 - Mr Brightside

582158  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-24
Written: (6998 days ago)

Ow. So I ate a sandwich upstairs. And omg I forgot to take the plate down.

Shoot me

Its been like a couple of hours and im in my room doing homeowrk.

My mom comes up and is like "Take your plate down"

"Uh mom Im doing homework, ill take it down in a second"

"Take it down now"

"Are you upstairs?"

"Yes"

"Will you please just take it downw for me"

"No" *walks away*

and im like "mom your upstairs"


I also said "Why do you have to be so goddamn difficult. that is so immature mother"

ugh.

581974  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-24
Written: (6998 days ago)

sup.

Yeah. I just got back from teh peeyano lessons yo. :):):)

I had a really good conversation at lunch with Kit. We talked about books :)

I made a few intelligent comments on literature.

I couldnt tell who was more impressed

Kit Or I

LoL

Re was b0ring.

I was lonered the whole time.




















"Proud owner of a Vagina"

581799  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-05-24
Written: (6998 days ago)

x.Kiss me.x +I'm contagious+

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Written about Monday 2005-05-23
Written: (6999 days ago)

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

581322  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-05-23
Written: (6999 days ago)

[OMG SO FUNNEH]


We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable.

For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
581321  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-05-23
Written: (6999 days ago)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. 

581317  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-05-23
Written: (6999 days ago)

::::::::::IAN::::::::






Cover your stump before you hump

Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker.

Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy.

When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout.

Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner.

You Can't Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong.

If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It.

If You Think She's Spunky Cover Your Monkey.

If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize.

It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter.

She Won't Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick.

If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat.

While Your Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis.

When You Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up
Your Trouser Mouse.

Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member.

Never, Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker.

Dont Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool.

The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection.

Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil.

No Glove, No Love!

A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her.
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