Hehehe. Vag is here now. Im wearing a dress. We're having some serious ass kicking fun.

Shes just SO FRIK-KEN PISSED

because I keep saying Omg I am so FRIK-KEN pissed

and Somebody throw SHAMU back into the ocean. I wonder who said that! look its TINA THE TALKING TUMMMY!

Vag: *rips MASSIVE hole in mallys thong*
Me: OMG I JUST LOST MY ASS VIRGINITY TO YOU
Vag: eww
me: *checks ass out in mirror. realises that hole looks quite cool, its positioned just before crack. rosie has created a new brand of thongage* Hey vag this is cOOOL!!*shows*
Vag: mmm! easy access!
me: easy access to my ass? why the fuck.












Me: *POINTS* OMG LOOK ITS A RABBIT. NO ITS A HORSE! ITS A HORSE. LOOK AT THE HORSE.
vag: mally. its a cat.

Fill this out for me...? please.........?
1. Who are you?
[Parmasan the great]

2. Are we friends?
[yeah ovbiously...]

3. When and how did we meet?
[seven years ago at a party, i think, did we?]

4. Do you have a crush on me?
[NO!!!!]

5. Would you kiss me?
[err noooo are you mad]

6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[monkey. because you call me punky and its spelt munky]

7. Describe me in one word.
[obsessed...]

8. What was your first impression?
[seemed nice but a bit hyper...and you danced]

9. Do you still think that way about me now?
[your nice...and yeah your still hyper]

10. What reminds you of me?
[*laughs* aahhh idontknow. wait wait wait. i dont know]

11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
[nicholassssss to come here beecause your too obsessed with him and you talk about him non stop]

12. How well do you know me?
[very wellllll]

13. When's the last time you saw me?
[today lol   ]

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[uhmmm noooo i dont think so]

15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

[what ii dont have ahouse. I HAVE A HOUSE. I HAVE A HOUSE. I HAVE A HOUSE BUT NOT ON ELFTOWN. ]


16. What do you think of my personality?
[ummmmmmmm what do you think. very um sociable, kay]

17. What do you think of my looks?
[your very pretty....]

18. If we met, what would we do...?
[weve mettttt havnt we yeah]

19. would you say that we were very good friends..?
[yeah i guess , i dont know]

20. Could we ever be anything more than friends?
[what do you mean. ERRRRRRRRRRR]

So I woke up today at like 10:30 to the sound of rosalinds voice. She was calling me to arrange tonight. Best way to wake up i'de say.

LoL.

omgosh it was so funneh last night, everybody was downstairs getting wasted and I was watching teh ring.

For teh second time.

Alone lol.
oOoOoOoOoOo

Anyway, suddenly the phone rang and i was like. omgosh its SO gonna be nick. So i had to get the phone before my father did. I like flipped OVER the bed, jumping on about three people and strangling them.

I picked up and im like HELLO..


and just as he replied, my dad picked up, in his amazing wastedness and was like "hello hello, who is it"

"dad. its for me"

"no its not, who is it"


and so on so fourth

Frustrated me a lot.

Rosie coming over today.

Maybe going out for a movie :)

Gotta work on my six month anniversary present for nicholas.

Its so hawtotowata :)



[On teh phone...]

Nick: okay mally, im focused on you now..
Me: Yah about frikken time

me: when did he say that?
matt: a minute ago
me: yeah but when was a minute ago
matt: i dont know like two minutes ago

Its frustrating how, the most interesting days, where i have so much to talk about, i just cant be bothered writing about it.

hmmmph. Thats pissing me off slightly.

Well im looking forward to the next week.

half term baby...

Just one more day to get through and then im OVAR. for one whole week.


Some family friends coming over tomorrow to prolly sunday. Its bankholiday weekend so everybodies getting wasted. But no, not me, not I.

I refuse.

I am determined to stay sober.

And sober I shall stay.

And then Vag is sleeping over from sunday to monday :) so that aught to be fun, Ide say.

Shes planning on dazzling me with her fantabulastic cockail making skills. 99 parts alcohol, one part juice. I think thats her theory. Maybe ill just watch while she gets drunk.

Anti Anal Queen.

Anti Alcohol Goddess.

Tomorrow Im going to textiles once again with mah homies to continue working on my mushi cushi.

XD.

I havnt even looked at my homework for tomorrow and its 11:30 already. Meh. Oh well, i havnt even thought about till now either actually.

Worked on my flexo baby today! yay! im getting lower and lower each time I practise.

I also noticed that you can go further after a hot bath.

Somrthing about it loosening your elasticy things.

I really am not going to get technical on you, for some time, I dont think.

Its so much fun, but its quite painfull, apparanlty you have to hold each stretch for 30 seconds (For begininers) and like up to five minutes (OMG FOR ADVANCED BASTARDS). I cant do that yet.

Im working on it though.

And it fucking hurts.

If I keep this up, with the Dedication and enthusiasm lol I have now...oh yeah baby.

Fuck what I said It dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might aswell throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back.


Im really taking a liking to That song. ew. Why.

vag: well you could do a bow
Me: How do you do a bow?
Vag: *patronising* mally. like you tie your shoelaces you tie a bow! 


Me: I think im getting stretch marks on my legs
Vag: Well its because your growing
Me: Im getting them and i dont know how or why
Vag: mally did you just listen to anything i just said
Me: What. I think its because ive been practising the splits and stuff
Vag: mally its cos your growing, people grow. Pregnent women get it.
Me: *insulted* IM NOT PREGNENT
Vag: stretch marks in your STOMACH MALLY. not your legs.


Me: hey vag.,...
Vag: mally. whats my full name?
Me: Vagina?

me: it was vag , me and, uh whos that other girl that we hang out with someimes?
vag: harriet?
me: thats the one

OMG experiment update.

.Good day.

I made a cushion.

Well, I assisted. Alot.

Shut up.

Its for....

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

s.e.c.r.e.t.

The pizza I ate at lunch today was Repulsive. I was almost sick. That bad.


Im on a Serious flexibility spree.

You cant stop me now.

Gotta establish a routine for myself, to do everyday

(Y) <----Thumbs up.

Its something I Really really really want. I need it.

I know it seems petty

"Oh I can tie my legs around mah neck"

"Ohh I can do the splits!"

But it is a BIG deal for me.

I did about an hour today?

Gotta do moreeee :)

I love this new found enthusiasm


It kicks SHIT

.Interesting day.

where shall I begin?

1. In science, you know how you have those wooden tables? hmm. Well its perfect graffiti material, so Matt dec and I sorta let loose with our fabulous collection of compases, pens, and other sharp point objects. Well we scrawl little notes all over it. For example:

------> Matt Came here <-------

And such. Anyways, the other week, we spotted another note. Which was NOTscrawled by us. It said in rather cryptic letters, the di vinci code style:

I eat poo

 “Yes omg. You replied!!!!”

[x] Its not about how much they give you. [Its about how much you will give them]


[x] Its not about how much you can give them. [Its about how much you are willing to share]


[x] Its not about who is dominating each situation. [Its about how the two of you deal with a situation together]


[x] Its not about whether you are right [If your other half is wrong, you are not too right either]


[x] Its not about whether you are wrong [its whether they will help you right]


[x] Its not about who seems weaker if they let go of a lingering argument. [Because that makes you stronger]


[x] Its not just "me" and "you" [Its "us" and "We"]


[x] Its not who can hold on the longest [Its about who can let go]


[x] Its not about how many people fall in love with you [Its about falling in love with one person]


[x] Its not about recognising problems in the future [It’s about working through them together]


[x] Its not about who can talk [Its about who can listen]


[x] Its not about telling the person you love that you love them a thousand times and not meaning it [Its about saying it just once and meaning it from the bottom of your heart]


[x] Its not about physical appearance [Its love. Not Lust]


[x] Its not about being perfect [Its not about trying to be perfect]


[x] Its not about making do with somebody who you can live with. [Its about loving the person you cannot live without]


[x] Its not about changing the person you love [Its about accepting them and loving them for who they are and not for what they’re not.]


[x] Its not about criticizing them [It’s about helping them be the best person they can]


[x] Its not just about screaming and crying until your lungs run dry [It’s about being the one to cry to]


[x] Its not about me [It’s about you]


[x] Its not about you [It’s about us]


[x] Its not about now [It’s about forever....]


[x] Its not just about loving them when they need it [Its about loving them when they don’t]


[x] Its not about loving conditionally [it’s about loving them unconditionally]


[x] Its not about how much sympathy you can give them [It’s about hurting with them]


[x] Its not just about the good times [Its about the bad times too]


[x] Its not about never letting them breathe [Its about letting them fight their own battles]


[x] Its not about saying goodbye [Its about never]



[x] [Love……] is about Nicholas

*Full name: Malavika Suresh
*Age: 15

*Birthday: 22 April

*Eye colour: brown

*Hair: Black/dark brown/ purple/ red (sorta maroon lol)
*Shoe size: 3/4
*Brother/sisters: brother
*Who lives with you: Mom, brother and my dad (apparantly) - he's in london. working.

-------------HAVE YOU EVER-------------

Been so drunk you blacked out?: Yes

Missed school because it rained?: Sure why not

Put a body part on fire for amusement?: no

Been hurt emotionally: Yes. But nothing that bad.

Kept a secret from everyone: Yeah

Had an imaginary friend: three actually.

Cried during a movie? haha yes :) imma girl okay

Had a crush on a teacher: naww. no hawt teachers here.

Had a New Kids on the Block tape: whaaaaaat?

Cut your own hair: Yes. Lets never do that again.

Been sarcastic: One of the many services I offer.

Laughed at sumone with mental/physical disabilities: Ofcourse not.

Slept with sum1 when they were seein sum1 else: uh no. These questions are lame.

Been sick on yourself: Been sick ON myself? As in puked ON myself? sure?

Regretted doing sumthing: Yeah, but I try not too.

Had a tattoo: no. I dont really want one either.

Slept with a relative: *blink* NO

Been caught doing sumthing ud rather keep private: Like masterbating?Like fingering myself? No. Singing though? Yes.

-----------Favourites------------
Shampoo: Herbal essenses. A totally organic experiance.
Shower gel: It varies...
Colour: Pink and black
Day/night: Night all the way.
Summer/winter: Summer please.
Lace/satin: Satin. No lace. No both. No nothing.
Cartoon characters: Mona the vamipire. I also <3 Mandy. Infact, there are too many to name.
Food: Twirls. Lindor. :) Only chocolate I eat. Pasta, anything with cheese actually. Rice? I dont know. whatever.
Advert: There was this hawt one about Honda. The car....gawd.
Ice Cream: Too cold
Subject: Drama
-------------RIGHT NOW------------------
What are you wearing: My Barbie dress. No, seriously. Its hawt.
Hair: Slightly wavey.
Feeling: Sorta generic.
Eating: Nothing. About to eat some thing though..
Drinking: Nothing..
Thinking about: Answering this stupid thing.
Listening to: The silence.
Watching: Teh screen in total awe.

-----------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-----------------
Yourself: To some extent yeah.

Your friends: With all my heart.

Santa Clause: No. Fat bastard. I sent him a letter when I was 6 years old, explaining, very nicley how i deserve to get a cindy Make up center. Did I get one? NO. Did he reply? YES. surprisingly enough. All it was, was a card talking about how "yes Malavika, Christmas isnt christmas without a christmas tree is it!" Fuck him.

Destiny/fate: Mmmmm, It really depends on the situation. I think so though, yeah.
Angels: Yes. Everywhere.
Ghosts: Yes
------------------FRIENDS AND LIFE---------------
Do you hav a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes :)

Who have you known the longest of your friends: umm. Oh man, Im not sure.

Whos the loudest: Izzy

Whos the shyest: Vag! owww

Whos the wierdest: Probably Me.

Who do you go to for advice: Harriet and Nicholas :)

Who do you cry with: mmm Izzy.

Whats the best feeling in the world?: Being in love and being loved back. no shit. Feeling like your really not alone. Direction in life. Idontknow.

Who will respond to this e-mail fastest: nobody
Who sent this to you? Ben cawkwelll :[
Do you like this person? Sure why not. I have no reason to dislike him. I dont even know him.

Do you want everyone to send this back to you: Sure

Wot time is it now? 8:02.














Fifteen minutes of my life. wasted.