I got a msg :
"So you like guys but it says "suck my strap-on" how does that work."
lmfao.
X
.x.x.x.
.Im in a:
.s u b d u e d.
.and.
.s a d.
.m o o d.
Sometimes Life is just cruel.
Everyone is downstairs watching the last part of meet the fockers.
Im not the the mewd.
People are just pissing me off right now. The human race suck.
Oh why am I so bitter.
ugh I feel bitter.
Im maybe hanging out with Ben dawson tomorrow. hopefully :)
.He. .has. .Weed.
But Ionnu.
I
NEED
SPACE
Mah plans for teh week of holidays :D
- Movies with teh Matthew Barton.
- uh...Ryan HUNT wanted tew meet up so yah :)
- omgosh ryan breeze was like "do you want to hang out", and im like sure, whatever. he said he wants to get pissed but, uh, anti alcohol thing, remember. oh well we can just hang out. this is ryan breeze we're talking about. oh man.
- BEEEEENNNNNN
.Im in a:
.s u b d u e d.
.and.
.s a d.
.m o o d.
Sometimes Life is just cruel.
Everyone is downstairs watching the last part of meet the fockers.
Im not the the mewd.
...bad news...
I dont feel like writing about it :S Even this is a diary, I know, but ugh.
Im holding you so gently......
x.I was never good enough.x
.I never will be good enough for you. .I never will be who you want me to be. .I never will be able to make you proud of me. .But I love you. x .Im sorry. x
Hello friend.
How are you?
Well Im bored out of my fucking mind. Thanks for asking.
Im at a family friends house (We're here quite alot)
Its fucking insane, they live approxamatly thirty seconds away from us (by foot) and my mom insists I come because its rude if I dont. Which I can understand.
But I mean, the kids are like 4 or something, and all they do is run around the house screaming. And the "adults" just talk about the most stupid things.
I cant even try to socialise.
But you know, apart from that. Things are great.
Its a beautiful day outside today. Everybodies out and like, acting like in the american movies :D hehehe.
I went to watch monster in law with mah mama and her friend (Who is actually really seriously pissing me off. oh my god I am so frik-ken pissed)
Ohmygod. I am so frik-ken pissed. is So my new uh, whatdyacall it. slogan? Catchfrase? uh....My mascot. My special line. MINE.
It was so funny, people are getting so frik-ken pissed off at me, because I keep saying that. oh well, they'll live.
I feel like buying a dress.
A frock.
I dont know.
Something big and poofy.
.Marry me.
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Malavika
-- Nickname: Mally, Shorty (hehe), Jaffa, Turquoise lady (harriet...), pussy (Rosie :)), Mallygirl (yes!), mmm And probably some more but Mah mind is blank dewd...
--Preferred name: Anything :)
-- Birthdate: the twenty second of april 1990
-- Loction: Beautiful Leeds
-- Birthplace: India
-- Current location: In teh computer chair
-- Eye color: Brown
-- Hair color: Black/Red/Purp
-- Height: Small. ugh 4'8"? I dont know.
-- Righty or lefty: Righty
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: South Indian
-- The shoes you wore today: Mah boots
-- Your weakness: Im not sure
-- Your fears: ....F...i.....
-- Your perfect pizza: None thanks
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: uh im fucking bored
---Im bored. Im going onto some interesting questions---
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: weed
-- Drink: Im stopping
-- Sing: ofcourse
-- Take a shower every day: Yes sir
--Have a crush(es): very much so
-- Do you think you've been in love: I am....uh huh
-- Liked high school: Yeah its fun
-- Want to get married: Only with nicholas
-- Believe in yourself: Sometimes I do
-- Get motion sickness: Only if; Im reading, its too hawt and the windows arent open, or like ive had lots of dairy products before hand. yewp.
-- Think you're attractive: Personally, naw.
-- Think you're a health freak:naw
-- Get along with your parents: NO. well. sometimes..... NO
-- Like thunderstorms: They are beautiful
-- Play an instrument: Teh peeyano
LAYER SIX
In the past two months...
-- Drank alcohol: yeah
-- Smoked: yeah
-- Done a drug: Yes
-- Had sex: Nope
-- Made out: Nope
-- Gone on a date: Nope
-- Gone to the mall: Yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I hope not. ew.
-- Eaten sushi: nooo i want to try it though
-- Been on stage: Yes :D
-- Gone skating: Nope. ugh I WISH
-- Made homemade cookies: Yup
-- Gone skinny-dipping
-- Dyed your hair: nah
-- Stolen anything: Yes. 10p
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Probably. Probably didnt get far either.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated...
-- Been caught doing something: Yeah sure
-- Been called a tease: uh
-- Gotten beaten up: lol. only for fun, I kicked ASS THOUGH
-- Shoplifted: lol only like a sweet
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Probably when I was younger.
---too fucking bored to continue---
Hehehe. Vag is here now. Im wearing a dress. We're having some serious ass kicking fun.
Shes just SO FRIK-KEN PISSED
because I keep saying Omg I am so FRIK-KEN pissed
and Somebody throw SHAMU back into the ocean. I wonder who said that! look its TINA THE TALKING TUMMMY!
Vag: *rips MASSIVE hole in mallys thong*
Me: OMG I JUST LOST MY ASS VIRGINITY TO YOU
Vag: eww
me: *checks ass out in mirror. realises that hole looks quite cool, its positioned just before crack. rosie has created a new brand of thongage* Hey vag this is cOOOL!!*shows*
Vag: mmm! easy access!
me: easy access to my ass? why the fuck.
Me: *POINTS* OMG LOOK ITS A RABBIT. NO ITS A HORSE! ITS A HORSE. LOOK AT THE HORSE.
vag: mally. its a cat.
I <3 Vagina Kai