2 year old Charley: *hands me over some plastic food* heres dinner.
me: awww THANKS. shall I eat it *brings to mouth*
2 year old Charley: Its only pretend food stupid.
me: oh. right.
*silence*
*Jack starts singing a queen song*
jack:I want to ride my bicycle...
3 Matt - GO SEE THE WIZ!!!!! 8th and 9th July!!! says: <-matt
hey house
-+ .I am Cold and I am Shamed Lying Naked On The Floor. +- says:<-me
hey leg
3 Matt - GO SEE THE WIZ!!!!! 8th and 9th July!!! says:
hey.....BUNGAL
-+ .I am Cold and I am Shamed Lying Naked On The Floor. +- says:
HEY
-+ .I am Cold and I am Shamed Lying Naked On The Floor. +- says:
UM
3 Matt - GO SEE THE WIZ!!!!! 8th and 9th July!!! says:
ooo say it slowly
-+ .I am Cold and I am Shamed Lying Naked On The Floor. +- says:
YACHT
3 Matt - GO SEE THE WIZ!!!!! 8th and 9th July!!! says:
BUNG....GA....
3 Matt - GO SEE THE WIZ!!!!! 8th and 9th July!!! says:
SEMI DETACHED
-+ .I am Cold and I am Shamed Lying Naked On The Floor. +- says:
D.E.T.A.T.C.H.
3 Matt - GO SEE THE WIZ!!!!! 8th and 9th July!!! says:
ooo ur so dirty
-+ .I am Cold and I am Shamed Lying Naked On The Floor. +- says:
TERRACED
3 Matt - GO SEE THE WIZ!!!!! 8th and 9th July!!! says:
ooooo
3 Matt - GO SEE THE WIZ!!!!! 8th and 9th July!!! says:
FLAT
-+ .I am Cold and I am Shamed Lying Naked On The Floor. +- says:
tell me about it , i need cleaning ladies atleast once every week
me:I LOVE YOU
Cass: I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE *goes offline*
me: hey matt
matt: hi
me: …
matt: yes
me: agreed
matt: want to fuck slowly?
me: no
I fducking spent 10 pounds on some weed and i had it ALl in one go and im not feeling a fucking thing.
mally and Rosie walking down the street. Mally stops dead in her tracks and makes a happy squeal<3
mally: Omg whats that smell, its *orgasms* beautiful...aa
vag: Car exhaust fumes mally.
mally shit
psst If I write 666 Does that make a hardxc0re satan worshiping Gawth? Yes! Thats exactly What I want. 666 666 666 666
cassandra: *invites me to webcam*
*pause* [mally does not want to accept. she feels camera shy :o]
cassandra: accept you faggot
me: *blink*
cassandra: come on you mornonic FAGGOT. whom i love. <3
Cass: I heart you
me: YOU HEART ME MORE *pause* wait. that doesnt make sense.
cass: whats the time there in mally land?
me: *reading at a glance* WOAH. I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID "MALLY - IM HARD". okay. im hard too.
From that cloud, number nine
Danger starts the sharp incline
And such sad regrets
Ohh as those starry skies
As they swiftly fall
-Portishead: All Mine
Because we know the cold
Because we've been living in the dark
Because we have known sadness
+I want my Kids to love me As much as I hated my father+
It's a pity It's a crying shame
He pulled you down again
How painful it must be
To bruise so easily
Inside
It's a pity it's a downright crime
It happens all the time
You wanna stay little daddy's girl
You wanna hide from the viscous world...
Outside
Don't cry you know the tears will do no good
So dry your eyes
Your daddy he's the iron man
Battle ship wrecked on dry land
Your mamma she's a bitter bride
She'll never be satisfied
You know, and that's not right
But don't cry
You know the tears will do no good
So dry your eyes
They told you life is hard
Misery from the start, it's dull
It's slow, it's painful
But I tell you life is sweet
In spite of the misery
There's so much more, be grateful
Well, who do you believe
Who will you listen to, who will it be
Because it's high time that you decide
In your own mind
I've tried to comfort you
I tried to tell you to be patient
That they are blind and they can't see
Fortune gonna come one day
It all gonna fade away
Your daddy the war machine
And your momma the long and suffering
Prisoner of what she can not see
For they told you life is hard
Misery from the start, it's dull,
It's slow, it's painful
But I tell you life is sweet
In spite of the misery
There's so much more, be grateful
So who will you believe
Who will you listen to
Who will it be
Because it's high time that you decide
It's time to make up your own
Your own state of mind
They told you life is long
Be thankful when it's done
Don't ask for more, be grateful
But I tell you life is short
Be thankful, because before you know it
It will be over
Because life is sweet
Life is all so very short
Life is sweet
And life is all so very short
Life is sweet
Life is sweet
<333333333333
am i oringal
am i the only one
am i sexual
am i everything you need
you better wrong your body now
<3 backstreetboys are so hardxc0re