baby
guy: hey sexy
me: ooh you make me so wet
guy: oooh. whats up
me: more than you want..*growl*
guy: ill take that as a challange
me: take it as you want.
guy: how old are ya?
me: probably too old for you but lets pretend im 20
guy: k what do you look like
me: before or after im dressed up?
guy: ooh i like dressing up. both?
me: well after I am, I have long sexy red hair, my long nails are painted red to match my almost see through slinkly little dress I have on that barely covers my ass. Stilleto heals, deep green eyes, pouty lips, large, perky breasts and a smile that stops traffic.
guy: aahgh. and before?
me: well...*bites lips* before im dressed up, im bald and wearing panties. sometimes my weenie sticks out.
*he didnt reply after that*
I
do
not
know
where
family
doctors
acquired
illegibly
perplexing
handwriting;
nevertheless,
extraordinary
pharmaceutical
intellectualit
counterbalanci
indecipherabil
transcendental
intercommunica
incomprehensib
Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
23. What school do I go to?: Prince HENRY?? Grammar school... teh crayzehest skewl in ING GAH LUND
38. Do one thing with me what would it be and why?: i would sex you. because you would enjoy it
39. Say one last thing to me what would it be?: tell kiran i love him [-kiran is my brother]
40. Ask me one last thing what would it be?: did you feed the dogs? (i really can't think of anything)
44. If you could change one thing about me what would it be(You
have to pick one thing) : I'd definately give you a moustache
45. What is your honest opinion of me? FUCKING SUPER GREAT AWESOME [nicholas finds it difficult to string words in an actual SENTENCE]
written by nick in a unique quiz thing he did for me
oh man it makes me laugh everytime i read it
*mally lecturing rob on how to be less macho and more femanine*
*5 hours later in conversation - mally shows rob their star signs compatability*
a part reads [both are masculine people...]
rob: haha your masculine too. maybe you can teach me a few things on how to be more macho.
me: stfu
"One night when i was in 8th grade, i went to a party, and there was this guy there named Tommy. he was sooo hot. we started talking, and we went to the couch to sit down and talk. well, we started moving closer and he leaned in for a kiss, i leaned in to, and we kissed. but just as we were finishing, i saw him make a face like it was bad. and later, he had a friend tell me i was the most horrible kisser ever. i cried for hours, then i slit my wrists for being a bad kisser. i punished myself for not being experienced. "
This is kinda scary.
really embarrasing moment that happened to me some time ago::
This guy was just standing there and he said "How are you?" I thought this was a little weird so I was like "um fine thank you, and you?" and without even replying to me he said "what are you up to?", Again, I thought this was weird and I was like "nothing much..you?".
Which is when he turned around to me and said
"Excuse me, do you mind? Im on the phone"
I could have died.
Somtimes things arent fair.
It isnt fair that Nicholas isnt here with me now.
Oh
What Ide give for just
One Kiss.
One word.
One anything.
Anything at all.
One second.
Just one touch.
Thats all I ask for.
For now.
x </3 x
Yes its hard to be away from the one you love.
matt: k well i gotta go, see ya around angel.
awwww
I feel like a much needed
rant about
Nicholas
you know when you just feel like talking about him
for ever and ever and ever?
yes.
that
exactly.
im lucky becuase ive met alot of really cool amazing
people recently
who are just tehre for me to talk to
x i appreciate that x
me: are you smiling?
rob: no why?
me: I think you are
rob: I am now
*silence*
me: Are you thinking about raping and pillaging an army of sheep?
rob: no not at all. that was like the farthest thing from my mind
me: but it WAS ON your mind though
rob: pfft im strange
*silence*
me: rob. stop thinking it.
rob: oh sorry. my appologies.
Vag: how are you
Me: okay you? media help
Vag: shouldn’t that have been : “okay…you help me with media?”
Me: you know me so well
rob: I like doing other things though
me: mmm I know what you mean...
*Silence*
rob: im reading about some sheep jumping of cliffs
me: and is this what you mean by "I like doing other things"?
on the computer desk:
- kipling cakes. one left.
- twix wrapper.
- empty plate where i had my cheese toastie
- scissors
- a britney spears album
- my [A FUCKING PLUS] english essay
- 8 mile dvd
- orange colouring in pencil
- a broken pen
- a poetry society booklet
- cheats for ps2 books
- a few batteries that dont work
- a broken clalculator
- my head phones
- Glue
- A painting
- a cd
- painkillers
- some paper
- a torch
- a little star bead that fell out of my belt.:(
- a plastic bag
- two novels
- a spring that i broke from my shower
- a light bulb.
and they say this isnt a good working environment?
Imma go overdose on my painkillers and sniff my glue now. goodbye.
He says he misses me too
And I know he does :)
Sometimes its just hard to deal with though because
we're just so far away from eachother.
Even if he was on the otherside of england
it wouldnt be AS bad.
wait.
maybe it would.
no it wouldnt.
because england is england.
its the same goddamn country.
Its just so hard sometimes :(
I dont know what to do with my feelings.
I cant help but feel alone sometimes.
I dont mean to