izzy: I would want to call my kids Lilly and crush
me : *silence* I think they'r gonna be incestious
izzy: *Drops knife* Malavika, you just said my unborn children are going to be incestious. wow.
me : hahaha no but I mean, If I was called lilly and brother was called crush, ide want to do him.
izzy : I would want to do lilly.
(cant remember the conversation exactly)
izzy: *mally is eating with just a knife* Malavika, you know you can use your fork aswell.
me : oh heh thanks
*ten minutes later mally is eating with just a work*
izzy: Malavika, when i said you can use your fork aswell, I didnt say "do not use your knife".
me: haha lol k sorry
*half an hour later mally is eating with HER HANDS!!!*
izzy: Malavika...
me: *beams* now im eating with no utensils.
izzy: your like a little rodent
me : oh. gee. thanks
Today has been an interesting day, to say the least. Schools finishing tomorrow. Finally. Stupid england. Imma shave my legs today. So im excited about that. Oh I just recieved a song from the lovely Vagina.
You know, really, I dont know what Ide do without her.
Sure sometimes she hurts me really badly, or completely messes up my blocks when im trying to solve this really difficult japanease puzzle. (which btw I completed 6/7 levels to- but i didnt do the final level BECAUSE SOMEBODY kept distracting me and hitting me during maths today). But my god
I swear
Shes a
Walking
talking
map
Dictionary
encyclopedia
She knows most things about most things shes never dne in her life or doesnt even plan to.
For example :
WEED
she like, helps me when im in tricky situations for example a doctors/dentis
Shes just there
and for that
my little vagina
I thank you.
I would be lost ([Literally....]) without you.
[On an msn conversation window to rosalind]
me: mmm dont touch me there.
vag: wtf
me: aragh shit. wrong conversation
[On another conversation]
me: "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt. okay your turn.
vag: wtf
me: FUCK. WRONG CONVERSATION
vag: oh..*PAUSE* WTF MALLY EWW WHO THE HELL ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO . EWWW
Me:Would you rather give or recieve anal with another guy?
Craig: hmmm probably give
Me: *long pause*. Me too.
[Tom talking about James Hitting Izzy to me and teh vag at gregs:)]
Tom: yeah but I would never hit one of you guys, even if you hurt me really bad. I would never hit you
vag: ....yeah
Tom: I mean, Ide probably spank mally but it would only be a...spank *licks lips*
Me: lmfao.
lalalalala
history essay still not finished
TWO MORE TO GO BABY
YEAH BITCHES
Nicholas is really pretty, like, artistic pretty, not sculptures, they are too harsh, but a painting, like, one from the Art Renaisance, when people looked full of emotion, and, kinda, different.
He looks like a lovely loyal person
with so many interesting things about him
that only a select few know.
-By Glenn
baby
guy: hey sexy
me: ooh you make me so wet
guy: oooh. whats up
me: more than you want..*growl*
guy: ill take that as a challange
me: take it as you want.
guy: how old are ya?
me: probably too old for you but lets pretend im 20
guy: k what do you look like
me: before or after im dressed up?
guy: ooh i like dressing up. both?
me: well after I am, I have long sexy red hair, my long nails are painted red to match my almost see through slinkly little dress I have on that barely covers my ass. Stilleto heals, deep green eyes, pouty lips, large, perky breasts and a smile that stops traffic.
guy: aahgh. and before?
me: well...*bites lips* before im dressed up, im bald and wearing panties. sometimes my weenie sticks out.
*he didnt reply after that*
I
do
not
know
where
family
doctors
acquired
illegibly
perplexing
handwriting;
nevertheless,
extraordinary
pharmaceutical
intellectualit
counterbalanci
indecipherabil
transcendental
intercommunica
incomprehensib
Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
23. What school do I go to?: Prince HENRY?? Grammar school... teh crayzehest skewl in ING GAH LUND
38. Do one thing with me what would it be and why?: i would sex you. because you would enjoy it
39. Say one last thing to me what would it be?: tell kiran i love him [-kiran is my brother]
40. Ask me one last thing what would it be?: did you feed the dogs? (i really can't think of anything)
44. If you could change one thing about me what would it be(You
have to pick one thing) : I'd definately give you a moustache
45. What is your honest opinion of me? FUCKING SUPER GREAT AWESOME [nicholas finds it difficult to string words in an actual SENTENCE]
written by nick in a unique quiz thing he did for me
oh man it makes me laugh everytime i read it
*mally lecturing rob on how to be less macho and more femanine*
*5 hours later in conversation - mally shows rob their star signs compatability*
a part reads [both are masculine people...]
rob: haha your masculine too. maybe you can teach me a few things on how to be more macho.
me: stfu
"One night when i was in 8th grade, i went to a party, and there was this guy there named Tommy. he was sooo hot. we started talking, and we went to the couch to sit down and talk. well, we started moving closer and he leaned in for a kiss, i leaned in to, and we kissed. but just as we were finishing, i saw him make a face like it was bad. and later, he had a friend tell me i was the most horrible kisser ever. i cried for hours, then i slit my wrists for being a bad kisser. i punished myself for not being experienced. "
This is kinda scary.